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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've just seen story about a teen with a USB stuck in his penis.

Is this how they are recharged?

I've never managed to get a USB in properly the first time, but they normally come out easy enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He was probably just downloading a virus

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"He was probably just downloading a virus "

Ah, that's why he ended up in hospital.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that’s a new one

I one’s received a dick pic in my mail box

Off a birthday cake candle stuck down the japs eye and light

Had to give the person points for originally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He was probably just downloading a virus "

And then there was a pandemic. The end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He was probably just downloading a virus

And then there was a pandemic. The end"

*Peendemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He was probably just downloading a virus

And then there was a pandemic. The end

*Peendemic"

Ba dum tsssk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe his brain ran out of ram so using the USB stick to bulk dump porn fantasies.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Did it light up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he was trying to update his OS? Changed the bios to boot direct from the external device?

I don't know really, I'm equally shocked and not shocked by this

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Maybe his brain ran out of ram so using the USB stick to bulk dump porn fantasies.

I suppose you have to store that stuff somewhere. Do you lose content with ejaculate?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Did it light up?

That isn't clear in the X-Ray.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's what you call a hard drive.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Maybe he was trying to update his OS? Changed the bios to boot direct from the external device?

I don't know really, I'm equally shocked and not shocked by this

Teenage OS updates?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

This is how they know everything

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

The dude needs an hobby or a

80 paper paper round, USB ultimate sexual buzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe his brain ran out of ram so using the USB stick to bulk dump porn fantasies.

I suppose you have to store that stuff somewhere. Do you lose content with ejaculate?

You have an issue with men without a lady who view porn?

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Did he RAM his USB stick into his DONGle?

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

Full size, or USB-C?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Full size, or USB-C?"

I don't know. I'm not sure I want to revisit the story to find out.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Did he RAM his USB stick into his DONGle?"

Absolutely.

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