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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ve just come back from the crazy bear hotel which is the perfect place for a dirty weekend away. I was wondering where your best dirty weekend hotels are?( not swinger hotels) for future reference

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I cant say that I've ever had a "dirty" experience in a hotel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ve had a few dirty hotels in my time though

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’ve had a few dirty hotels in my time though "

Well I hope you complained then

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I think the partner is more important than the hotel.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Stormont Hotel Belfast, so many happy (sexy) memories in that hotel. When I was single working over there and when I was with my ex wife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on what your looking for

But my go to pull spots for night clubs in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think the partner is more important than the hotel. "

Always nice to have somewhere to impress though especially when you’re going to have some ‘recharge’ time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did a dirty protest in HMP Durham hotel.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I did a dirty protest in HMP Durham hotel."

Did you do a shit on the window sill?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did a dirty protest in HMP Durham hotel.

Did you do a shit on the window sill?"

It was everywhere but it was the only way to get the shank out my bumhole.

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I've always preferred Airbnb for weekends away with himself. We've stayed in some lovely quaint and quirky properties dotted around the country.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I did a dirty protest in HMP Durham hotel.

Did you do a shit on the window sill?

It was everywhere but it was the only way to get the shank out my bumhole."

Biforcated turds though, that's novel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve had a few dirty hotels in my time though "

Pair of shat in keks in the wardrobe and did we really want fresh sheets kind of dirty?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did a dirty protest in HMP Durham hotel.

Did you do a shit on the window sill?

It was everywhere but it was the only way to get the shank out my bumhole.

Biforcated turds though, that's novel

I think I better clarify that this was a joke and I have never been to prison, haven’t done a dirty protest and haven’t ever had a shank up my backside.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I did a dirty protest in HMP Durham hotel.

Did you do a shit on the window sill?

It was everywhere but it was the only way to get the shank out my bumhole.

Biforcated turds though, that's novel

I think I better clarify that this was a joke and I have never been to prison, haven’t done a dirty protest and haven’t ever had a shank up my backside. "

Too late, the president has been set now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did a dirty protest in HMP Durham hotel.

Did you do a shit on the window sill?

It was everywhere but it was the only way to get the shank out my bumhole.

Biforcated turds though, that's novel

I think I better clarify that this was a joke and I have never been to prison, haven’t done a dirty protest and haven’t ever had a shank up my backside.

Too late, the president has been set now

Fair enough. Just don’t drop the soap around me and you’ll be fine.

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By *illybeachboyMan over a year ago

Guernsey

St. Pierre Park Hotel health suite in Guernsey used to be great for pick ups. Since they revamped it, like the rest of the hotel it's shit.

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