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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For fun: yes I know its Thursday but this is for fun!!!!!
what useless question can u come up with .........
If everything is surrounded by red tape, why don't u ever see any? .........  |
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"Does my bum look big in this?
thats not a useless question ........ women ask that cos they need to know the answer ............   "
If we say Yes - you get the hump because you've a big bum. If we say No - you think we are lying - which means you have a big bum... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 that gets me is when Im sitting at a junction but cant get out for a load of traffic and a passenger will ask "Where are they all coming from?"
How the fuck should I know???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does my bum look big in this?
thats not a useless question ........ women ask that cos they need to know the answer ............
If we say Yes - you get the hump because you've a big bum. If we say No - you think we are lying - which means you have a big bum..."
A big bum is not a bad thing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what useless question can u come up with .........
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From the forums ????
"y wont laddys or wimin anser mi mesages wen iy txt dem seyin iy wont tu fuc"
Or, how to improve my 5 word profile cos I ain't gettin dem bichez. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why hasnt she read and responded to my email? Its been all of 3 minutes  "
A perfectly maximum acceptable time limit to expect a begging for sex response, I'm my most honest and humble opinion. |
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"Does my bum look big in this?
thats not a useless question ........ women ask that cos they need to know the answer ............
If we say Yes - you get the hump because you've a big bum. If we say No - you think we are lying - which means you have a big bum...
A big bum is not a bad thing. "
I concur. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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what useless question can u come up with .........
From the forums ????
"y wont laddys or wimin anser mi mesages wen iy txt dem seyin iy wont tu fuc"
Or, how to improve my 5 word profile cos I ain't gettin dem bichez."
jeeez that took some reading lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When someone rings or knocks at the door and somebody says who's that? Before you even answer it!  "
that bugs me too - stock answer, sorry can't see through walls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what useless question can u come up with .........
From the forums ????
"y wont laddys or wimin anser mi mesages wen iy txt dem seyin iy wont tu fuc"
Or, how to improve my 5 word profile cos I ain't gettin dem bichez.
jeeez that took some reading lol "
I've had lots of experience reading them on here  |
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"For fun: yes I know its Thursday but this is for fun!!!!!
what useless question can u come up with .........
If everything is surrounded by red tape, why don't u ever see any? ......... "
No - but it's effects are real.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why does having a fat chance and having a slim chance mean the same thing "
It's not the same thing.
Fat chance I'll get best answer for this. But with any luck there is a slim chance I'll get best answer
They don't mean the same thing!
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Fat chance is an irony. You don’t expect to win or achieve your goal.
Slim chance is when there is a minimal chance of winning and achieving your goal.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You've made yourself a double round of double decker bacon, lettuce & tomato sandwiches and just as you sit down someone says, "Are you really going to eat all that?"
"No, I'm just gonna fucking look at it having wasted 15 minutes valuable time making it!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You walk into the CAR showroom and some spotty little oik comes over and gushes, "So you're looking for a new car then, Sir."
"Er, no, I came in on the off chance you'd sell me a fucking fridge!" |
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"why does having a fat chance and having a slim chance mean the same thing
It's not the same thing.
Fat chance I'll get best answer for this. But with any luck there is a slim chance I'll get best answer
They don't mean the same thing!
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Fat chance is an irony. You don’t expect to win or achieve your goal.
Slim chance is when there is a minimal chance of winning and achieving your goal.
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it does mean the same thing if you say fat chance ironically |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can you check out my profile to see where I'm going wrong?"
"Please can you fab my/our pics?"
makes me laugh every time!
Can I spank you?  "
Is that a question, or a telling off for my post!? Either way, gently does it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can you check out my profile to see where I'm going wrong?"
"Please can you fab my/our pics?"
makes me laugh every time!
Can I spank you? "
Fancy a fuck tonight and its 11.45pm
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can you check out my profile to see where I'm going wrong?"
"Please can you fab my/our pics?"
makes me laugh every time!
Can I spank you?
Fancy a fuck tonight and its 11.45pm
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those types need to thumb through the yellow pages for 'ye olde knocking shoppe' |
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""Can you check out my profile to see where I'm going wrong?"
"Please can you fab my/our pics?"
makes me laugh every time!
Can I spank you?
Fancy a fuck tonight and its 11.45pm
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I get those all the time when I log in after work at about 1.30am!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can you check out my profile to see where I'm going wrong?"
"Please can you fab my/our pics?"
makes me laugh every time!
Can I spank you?
Is that a question, or a telling off for my post!? Either way, gently does it!!! "
It's a question. So is it gently first until my hand/your ass has warmed to it, or gently all the way of I get a kick in the nads? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question?"
I think it is self-evident that you can.
If you'd like to ask me another, different question, then ask me that and you can save us both a bit of time by not asking the pointless first question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the post arrives and someone stares at the letter saying "I wonder who this is from?" Tell you what, just stare at it and guess or, you could open it!
My favourite one from years ago was a mate's wife asking
"how do the cats eyes on the road know when to switch on?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can you check out my profile to see where I'm going wrong?"
"Please can you fab my/our pics?"
makes me laugh every time!
Can I spank you?
Is that a question, or a telling off for my post!? Either way, gently does it!!!
It's a question. So is it gently first until my hand/your ass has warmed to it, or gently all the way of I get a kick in the nads? "
That would be telling!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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I've never looked at it that way but you're right.
Also, why do Americans call it a sidewalk when you don't walk at the side of it you walk on top of it? |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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My favourite one from years ago was a mate's wife asking
"how do the cats eyes on the road know when to switch on?"
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Reminds me of the wonderful invention of the Thermos flask - keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. And Murphy says...
'How does it know?'
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fresh from my inbox
'can I email you'
1 day, oooh 1 day I'll email back, you only get the 1 and you ruined it ...was that from me? Ahhahahahahaaa"
lol you know it wasnt, yours are never pointless x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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noooooooooooooooooooo cos they would have a picture of one on the front and then my cats would get the "taste" for it and ............... they would go find more and bring em in........ and I would end up having a heart attack ........ not good !!!!! u'd miss me |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
noooooooooooooooooooo cos they would have a picture of one on the front and then my cats would get the "taste" for it and ............... they would go find more and bring em in........ and I would end up having a heart attack ........ not good !!!!! u'd miss me "
You could just top the tin up again |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"why is an orange called an orange!? Why isn't a lemon called a yellow? "
Talking of lemons. Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
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""Can I ask you a question?"
I think it is self-evident that you can.
If you'd like to ask me another, different question, then ask me that and you can save us both a bit of time by not asking the pointless first question. "
Simple answer - yes, and that was it... |
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"I know I'm outside your age range - does that apply to me?"
Ha. I get this a lot. I know I'm outside your age range, live the opposite end of the country, smoke 40 a day and have a beard to my knees but I was wondering if you fancied a chat??
Errrrr...NO!! X |
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"I know I'm outside your age range - does that apply to me?
Ha. I get this a lot. I know I'm outside your age range, live the opposite end of the country, smoke 40 a day and have a beard to my knees but I was wondering if you fancied a chat??
Errrrr...NO!! X "
But would you just for me Andrea? Pretty please? |
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"I know I'm outside your age range - does that apply to me?
Ha. I get this a lot. I know I'm outside your age range, live the opposite end of the country, smoke 40 a day and have a beard to my knees but I was wondering if you fancied a chat??
Errrrr...NO!! X
But would you just for me Andrea? Pretty please? "
Ha. Ill make an exception for you xx |
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"I know I'm outside your age range - does that apply to me?
Ha. I get this a lot. I know I'm outside your age range, live the opposite end of the country, smoke 40 a day and have a beard to my knees but I was wondering if you fancied a chat??
Errrrr...NO!! X
But would you just for me Andrea? Pretty please?
Ha. Ill make an exception for you xx "
Haha. If only I thought there was an iota of truth in that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite one from years ago was a mate's wife asking
"how do the cats eyes on the road know when to switch on?"
Reminds me of the wonderful invention of the Thermos flask - keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. And Murphy says...
'How does it know?'
Wolf
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I gave my son a thermos flask on his first day of work , I explained it kept hot things hot & cold things cold.
Next day when he was carrying it off to work I asked what he had in it.
He replied "some tomato soup and some ice cream for afters"
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"why when you check which friends are on here twice in say a coupke of minutes does the order of friends change?"
My brother has a habit of, when phoning someone, the moment they answer he says, 'Yes? What do you want?' Unless you are used to his sense of humour then it really throws you! |
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