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Why do I always wake up without
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a new rabbit.........its the way forward! I plan inventing one that can mow the lawn too  "
It also needs to be able to make coffee in the morning, put the bins out an d get the bins back in again.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a new rabbit.........its the way forward! I plan inventing one that can mow the lawn too
It also needs to be able to make coffee in the morning, put the bins out an d get the bins back in again. "
I'll get cracking......any ideas greatly appreciated, we can split the proceeds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could if you decided to start meeting again
Not sure I could share a bed tbh, especially with an NSA shag."
first time i had a nsa guy stay over, i woke slightly in the morning and passed massive loud wind.. then remembered i wasnt alone! haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?"
She'll kill me for saying this but Siren has THE worst morning breath ever! She leaned in for a morning kiss once and I nearly passed out.
It's like one of them scenes in a war film when poisonous gas is released and everyone falls over and all the birds drop from the sky. I keep a gas mask beside the bed now, just in case.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?
She'll kill me for saying this but Siren has THE worst morning breath ever! She leaned in for a morning kiss once and I nearly passed out.
It's like one of them scenes in a war film when poisonous gas is released and everyone falls over and all the birds drop from the sky. I keep a gas mask beside the bed now, just in case. "
If she sees this post, that gas mask will travel!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?
She'll kill me for saying this but Siren has THE worst morning breath ever! She leaned in for a morning kiss once and I nearly passed out.
It's like one of them scenes in a war film when poisonous gas is released and everyone falls over and all the birds drop from the sky. I keep a gas mask beside the bed now, just in case.
If she sees this post, that gas mask will travel!!! "
SSSSSHHHH! She'll fookin hear you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?
She'll kill me for saying this but Siren has THE worst morning breath ever! She leaned in for a morning kiss once and I nearly passed out.
It's like one of them scenes in a war film when poisonous gas is released and everyone falls over and all the birds drop from the sky. I keep a gas mask beside the bed now, just in case.
If she sees this post, that gas mask will travel!!!
SSSSSHHHH! She'll fookin hear you! "
Oh SIREN, Wishy says..................  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anyone with a massive hard on?
 ....Because your profile says: I AM NOT MEETING AT THE MOMENT!!!!!
That may keep some hard away "
Details, details...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anyone with a massive hard on?
Cos you got funny feet. Men don't like funny feet. "
They're detachable. Not the entire feet, obviously, just the funny bits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?"
More like I can't be arsed to the meet them in the first place. I don't want hassle, just for a fittie to appear next to me with a raging boner just before I wake up, and then vanish again after we're done. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"maybe it because your profile says ur not meeting at the moment ??"
Psst, this was a joke thread to go with the one entitled "Why do I always wake up with".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe it because your profile says ur not meeting at the moment ??
Psst, this was a joke thread to go with the one entitled "Why do I always wake up with". "
Funsuckers everywhere  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?
More like I can't be arsed to the meet them in the first place. I don't want hassle, just for a fittie to appear next to me with a raging boner just before I wake up, and then vanish again after we're done."
Oh you mean a dream |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Wonder what's its like to have a tiger feet wank?
That's neat
That's neat
That's neat
That's neat
You made me cream your tiger feet
Ewwwww!  "
Stop waving them in front of me. It's giving me ideas and i will get irritable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well personally.
if i woke up with you tiger id be asking myself.
1.why did we sleep and waste all this time.
2.sod everything else, lets do it again.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wonder what's its like to have a tiger feet wank?
That's neat
That's neat
That's neat
That's neat
You made me cream your tiger feet
Ewwwww!
Stop waving them in front of me. It's giving me ideas and i will get irritable "
Getting "ideas" over tiger slippers?
Only you, Ryan, it could only be you! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Wonder what's its like to have a tiger feet wank?
That's neat
That's neat
That's neat
That's neat
You made me cream your tiger feet
Ewwwww!
Stop waving them in front of me. It's giving me ideas and i will get irritable
Getting "ideas" over tiger slippers?
Only you, Ryan, it could only be you! "
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