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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

First of all, Good Ebening!

Welcome to the nocturnal thread TAKEOVER hosted by your boy Stevie P, Steve and his magic P, Steve-OH.

Come through, tell me and the gang what’s been going on in your world today. What has made you smile? What has made you frown? Did you see that ludicrous display? Suggest a song? Request a song? Do whatever because in the words of Drake, I’m here for a good time not a long time. (I’m here until the morning)

Friends, new and old you are all welcome here! New posters, lurkers, whatever name we’ve got for you now, say hello, gis a wave, tip your hat, nod your head!

Ok? Shall we play our first song?

and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening "
My superstar!

Welcome Nell! How goes it in Yorkshire?

For being the first, would you like to suggest a song for us?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

VAR is shit. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening My superstar!

Welcome Nell! How goes it in Yorkshire?

For being the first, would you like to suggest a song for us?

I can do, Steve. Today was a Weezer kind of day

https://youtu.be/s-xD_wSSJ8U

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good evening, Steve. Today has been one of mixed emotions. I took my shiny new wheelchair, with its super duper tri-wheel attachment and did a Parkrun. Then had a lovely mooch round Manchester and lunch with Mr KC and our daughter. Upon returning home, discovered my shiny new wheelchair footplate is broken (metal fractured in two places) so am back using the old chair and have to wait till next week to sort out the issue. It would seem I've been supplied an inferior footplate to the one ordered (and paid for!)

I am now sad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Things in Yorkshire have been warm, clammy and a little bit dull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"VAR is shit. That is all."

It’s pretty bad yeah. But so is Eduoard Mendy, my God.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening My superstar!

Welcome Nell! How goes it in Yorkshire?

For being the first, would you like to suggest a song for us?

I can do, Steve. Today was a Weezer kind of day

https://youtu.be/s-xD_wSSJ8U"

Sorry for the delay. Listened to it in its entirety. Sounds so familiar even though I’ve never heard it before.

Thanks

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Where's Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"VAR is shit. That is all.

It’s pretty bad yeah. But so is Eduoard Mendy, my God.

And still not the worst Mendy to play premier league

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening, Steve. Today has been one of mixed emotions. I took my shiny new wheelchair, with its super duper tri-wheel attachment and did a Parkrun. Then had a lovely mooch round Manchester and lunch with Mr KC and our daughter. Upon returning home, discovered my shiny new wheelchair footplate is broken (metal fractured in two places) so am back using the old chair and have to wait till next week to sort out the issue. It would seem I've been supplied an inferior footplate to the one ordered (and paid for!)

I am now sad

It started so well!!

Yay for park run and boo for it possibly breaking your shiny chair

Overall I think it was a good day with some negative moments. But the company with your fam… those are the best

Shall I play you a song?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I smiled.

I cried.

I had wine.

Just an average day for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Things in Yorkshire have been warm, clammy and a little bit dull."

I’m going there soon. To Halifax. I’ll brighten it up for you then.

Until then, I only want to say, cute socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's Jim? "

I think I put him down around here somewhere. Two ticks!

Enjoy this classical music while you’re on hold

https://youtu.be/Go5xOnGzrTU

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"VAR is shit. That is all.

It’s pretty bad yeah. But so is Eduoard Mendy, my God.

And still not the worst Mendy to play premier league

Or Eduoard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I smiled.

I cried.

I had wine.

Just an average day for me. "

Oh you

I have lots of love to give if you want it?

Tell us, what wine did you drink? Are you thinking tomorrow will be better?

Do you know this song?

https://youtu.be/F-mjl63e0ms

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I am now sad

It started so well!!

Yay for park run and boo for it possibly breaking your shiny chair

Overall I think it was a good day with some negative moments. But the company with your fam… those are the best

Shall I play you a song?

If Parkrun on flat tarmac broke the footplate, there's no hope and I want my £4.5k back in full!! My current chair has been properly used and abused and although battered, has never failed like that. It's just not the right size for me and it is heavy to lift

I think something by Black Sabbath would be appropriate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's Jim? "

Back! I can’t seem to find him.

So will I do?

How’re you this evening? How’s your day been?

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Where's Jim?

Back! I can’t seem to find him.

So will I do?

How’re you this evening? How’s your day been?

Not been on here for a few years just getting back into it, bear with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I smiled.

I cried.

I had wine.

Just an average day for me.

Oh you

I have lots of love to give if you want it?

Tell us, what wine did you drink? Are you thinking tomorrow will be better?

Do you know this song?

https://youtu.be/F-mjl63e0ms"

I know that one! I appreciate you picking a song from my era

I think we can write off all of September, October is hopeful though.

Oh it was white and alcoholic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am now sad

It started so well!!

Yay for park run and boo for it possibly breaking your shiny chair

Overall I think it was a good day with some negative moments. But the company with your fam… those are the best

Shall I play you a song?

I think something by Black Sabbath would be appropriate

Oh my love- life is testing you!! I’m sorry!

I’ve got some black sabbath!

https://youtu.be/0qanF-91aJo

And I’ll stick the kettle on and make you a brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone else for a brew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's Jim?

Back! I can’t seem to find him.

So will I do?

How’re you this evening? How’s your day been?

Not been on here for a few years just getting back into it, bear with me

WELCOME BACK! They always come back. I think it’s the sex.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Thanks for the metal, Steve

Our shower tray has a crack in it too. Why does everything have to go wrong? It was only installed 18 months ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I smiled.

I cried.

I had wine.

Just an average day for me.

Oh you

I have lots of love to give if you want it?

Tell us, what wine did you drink? Are you thinking tomorrow will be better?

Do you know this song?

https://youtu.be/F-mjl63e0ms

I know that one! I appreciate you picking a song from my era

I think we can write off all of September, October is hopeful though.

Oh it was white and alcoholic. "

I’m thoughtful like that!

Ok, well October when it’s dark outside like you enjoy, let’s hope we get some smiles out of you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks for the metal, Steve

Our shower tray has a crack in it too. Why does everything have to go wrong? It was only installed 18 months ago

Metal music. I wish it would fix the broken metal on the chair but it’ll do. That’ll do donkey. That’ll do.

The problem is, showers are only supposed to last 8 minutes not 18 months! Hope that helps x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Did you know, that’ll do donkey, that’ll do! Is a babe reference? I didn’t until recently. And I used to have Babe on video!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a smiley face going with this ?

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By *lor2Woman over a year ago

London

Good evening my sweet pie

What song will you choose for me I wonder

Hope everyone’s night goes well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx"

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a smiley face going with this ?

Hello you two!

How are you this evening?

Do either of you understand my good ebening reference?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Gœœœd Evening Vicar †

Good evening åll.

Today I took a long stroll around old father Thames, walking through and around the venerable Fuller's Brewery - the last remaining brewery left in London.

It was just a lackadaisical day all in all.

Poor KC² - she's been given a lemon of a wheelchair.

I'm listening to "Chic" now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening my sweet pie

What song will you choose for me I wonder

Hope everyone’s night goes well "

Flor, I am so glad I’ve found you in here!!

Welcome to the nocturnal thread!!

How’re you? Tell me something about your day?

Struggled with the song because I wasn’t sure what you liked.

Try this

https://youtu.be/IXXxciRUMzE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew? "

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gœœœd Evening Vicar †

Good evening åll.

Today I took a long stroll around old father Thames, walking through and around the venerable Fuller's Brewery - the last remaining brewery left in London.

It was just a lackadaisical day all in all.

Poor KC² - she's been given a lemon of a wheelchair.

I'm listening to "Chic" now."

Cafe Nero!

It’s so good to see you! And to read you!

How was your day? Anything to report!

Queue this one up next!

https://youtu.be/cmSbXsFE3l8

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa"
oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please? "

Hope she likes builders tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa"

Hell-OH, Hell-EEE

How are you tonight? What’s the craic? Any gossip xoxo for us, girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

She’ll take what she gets! And she’ll like it!!

You’re a *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

She’ll take what she gets! And she’ll like it!!

You’re a *"

Mwahh North Star

I bring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a smiley face going with this ?

Hello you two!

How are you this evening?

Do either of you understand my good ebening reference?

Good evening young sir , we’re good thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

She’ll take what she gets! And she’ll like it!!

You’re a *

Mwahh North Star

I bring

You do?! You are turning into a fave of mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Good evening Steve and everyone..

West Ham were robbed by VAR this afternoon...

Its always the so called big clubs that profit from the referees and linesman...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

She’ll take what she gets! And she’ll like it!!

You’re a *

Mwahh North Star

I bring

You do?! You are turning into a fave of mine

aww shucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

I've only got peppermint green tea, hope that's alright ducky x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

I've only got peppermint green tea, hope that's alright ducky x"

I'll be fine with water, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

I've only got peppermint green tea, hope that's alright ducky x

I'll be fine with water, thank you

Coming right up x

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gœœœd Evening Vicar †

Good evening åll.

Today I took a long stroll around old father Thames, walking through and around the venerable Fuller's Brewery - the last remaining brewery left in London.

It was just a lackadaisical day all in all.

Poor KC² - she's been given a lemon of a wheelchair.

I'm listening to "Chic" now.

Cafe Nero!

It’s so good to see you! And to read you!

How was your day? Anything to report!

Queue this one up next!

https://youtu.be/cmSbXsFE3l8

•

It's not just queued, it's playing on my Sennheisers.¶¶ | ¶

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx"

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

You like your tea like you like your men? Black

or Green

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

Change lonely to peacefully restful x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

You like your tea like you like your men? Black

or Green

Strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Steve and everyone..

West Ham were robbed by VAR this afternoon...

Its always the so called big clubs that profit from the referees and linesman...

Ay up, Ash!

I saw the result today and thought of you! I then saw the highlight and was horrified that the goal was disallowed! tough break! hope it didn't ruin your day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gœœœd Evening Vicar †

Good evening åll.

Today I took a long stroll around old father Thames, walking through and around the venerable Fuller's Brewery - the last remaining brewery left in London.

It was just a lackadaisical day all in all.

Poor KC² - she's been given a lemon of a wheelchair.

I'm listening to "Chic" now.

Cafe Nero!

It’s so good to see you! And to read you!

How was your day? Anything to report!

Queue this one up next!

https://youtu.be/cmSbXsFE3l8

•

It's not just queued, it's playing on my Sennheisers.¶¶ | ¶"

OOOOOOOO! Get you! That's a word bigger than I can comprehend at this hour!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

You like your tea like you like your men? Black

or Green

(Aside)

How do I explain I prefer green tea, without it sounding like I fancy aliens and without it sounding like I don't like black tea. Or men?!

Answers on a postcard please, but don't tell Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

She’ll take what she gets! And she’ll like it!!

You’re a *

Mwahh North Star

I bring

You do?! You are turning into a fave of mine

aww shucks"

WAIT.... What cake is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

Change lonely to peacefully restful x"

Hmmm. OK, only because I feel nice today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHjxlIC4F8

He wasn't man enough for me!

Who wasn't man enough for you?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

This is one Helle-uva Nocturnal evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

You like your tea like you like your men? Black

or Green

Strong

Well played

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is one Helle-uva Nocturnal evening."

Une tasse de thé Nero?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

You like your tea like you like your men? Black

or Green

(Aside)

How do I explain I prefer green tea, without it sounding like I fancy aliens and without it sounding like I don't like black tea. Or men?!

Answers on a postcard please, but don't tell Steve

I see all. I am like He who remains Kang

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Steve on the decks, good evening. Hope your pickle is in top form.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is one Helle-uva Nocturnal evening."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwXnDS3xtkU

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

She’ll take what she gets! And she’ll like it!!

You’re a *

Mwahh North Star

I bring

You do?! You are turning into a fave of mine

aww shucks

WAIT.... What cake is it?"

Lemon drizzle today, fancied something with a little zing, kinda sharp but truly sweet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

I always want a cuddle, it's rare I turn down a cuddle. Although not everyone feels the same when I plonk my big arse on their lap.

Children are expensive but what can you do, it's nearly the end of the summer holidays so it had to be done. They had an awesome day which made me smile, that's all that matters. Talking of children, I have a bone to pick with you Mr...I just saw a comment of yours on another thread. A daughter is never ready to live without her father.

Museum date sound's great! Glad you had fun. Oh bless you, nice to have time to chill and enjoy the quiet sometimes though.

Pxx

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"This is one Helle-uva Nocturnal evening.

Une tasse de thé Nero?"

•

Non, merci. Un café s'il vous plaît, my delectable ????.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

Change lonely to peacefully restful x

Hmmm. OK, only because I feel nice today

Ruminate on your museum perusal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Steve on the decks, good evening. Hope your pickle is in top form. "

Magneto-OH-ooooo!

How goes it? how are you doing?

I am well! Pickle is deprived of much attention but it's ok!

Got a tune for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrL_LzX5wv4

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

She’ll take what she gets! And she’ll like it!!

You’re a *

Mwahh North Star

I bring

You do?! You are turning into a fave of mine

aww shucks

WAIT.... What cake is it?

Lemon drizzle today, fancied something with a little zing, kinda sharp but truly sweet

Ok ok ok ok ok ok! You're in the club!

GREAT choice of cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHjxlIC4F8

He wasn't man enough for me!

Who wasn't man enough for you?

Hweyeyyee....

Toniiiiiii

The ex who shall not be named

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

Change lonely to peacefully restful x

Hmmm. OK, only because I feel nice today

Ruminate on your museum perusal"

It was a great exhibition. Really was.

I made a tiktok about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

You like your tea like you like your men? Black

or Green

(Aside)

How do I explain I prefer green tea, without it sounding like I fancy aliens and without it sounding like I don't like black tea. Or men?!

Answers on a postcard please, but don't tell Steve

I see all. I am like He who remains Kang"

Peng Kang?

Or did I just murder that?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Steve on the decks, good evening. Hope your pickle is in top form.

Magneto-OH-ooooo!

How goes it? how are you doing?

I am well! Pickle is deprived of much attention but it's ok!

Got a tune for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrL_LzX5wv4

AHH good choice. I had that back on cassette.

I am gold.

I did try to type good, but it came out as gold and I quite like it so am keeping it, I am gold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is one Helle-uva Nocturnal evening.

Une tasse de thé Nero?

•

Non, merci. Un café s'il vous plaît, my delectable ????."

Ahhh bon, je reviens tout de suite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

I always want a cuddle, it's rare I turn down a cuddle. Although not everyone feels the same when I plonk my big arse on their lap.

Museum date sound's great! Glad you had fun. Oh bless you, nice to have time to chill and enjoy the quiet sometimes though.

Pxx"

P, I find it hard to believe people don't like that arse on their lap? How heteronormative of me?

en-e-wayyou are so right- Children are expensive. But you can't help but do whatever will make them happy because it makes you happy and it's all just one big expensive cycle

I know, she'll always need me in some way. So I will live forever mwahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Steve on the decks, good evening. Hope your pickle is in top form.

Magneto-OH-ooooo!

How goes it? how are you doing?

I am well! Pickle is deprived of much attention but it's ok!

Got a tune for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrL_LzX5wv4

AHH good choice. I had that back on cassette.

I am gold.

I did try to type good, but it came out as gold and I quite like it so am keeping it, I am gold. "

YOU ARE GOLD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

You like your tea like you like your men? Black

or Green

(Aside)

How do I explain I prefer green tea, without it sounding like I fancy aliens and without it sounding like I don't like black tea. Or men?!

Answers on a postcard please, but don't tell Steve

I see all. I am like He who remains Kang

Peng Kang?

Or did I just murder that?"

Um, lil bit, yeah

But I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHjxlIC4F8

He wasn't man enough for me!

Who wasn't man enough for you?

Hweyeyyee....

Toniiiiiii

The ex who shall not be named"

Volderm-

Oh shit, sorry. Zipped.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHjxlIC4F8

He wasn't man enough for me!

Who wasn't man enough for you?

Hweyeyyee....

Toniiiiiii

The ex who shall not be named

Volderm-

Oh shit, sorry. Zipped."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

You like your tea like you like your men? Black

or Green

(Aside)

How do I explain I prefer green tea, without it sounding like I fancy aliens and without it sounding like I don't like black tea. Or men?!

Answers on a postcard please, but don't tell Steve

I see all. I am like He who remains Kang

Peng Kang?

Or did I just murder that?

Um, lil bit, yeah

But I like it

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

I always want a cuddle, it's rare I turn down a cuddle. Although not everyone feels the same when I plonk my big arse on their lap.

Museum date sound's great! Glad you had fun. Oh bless you, nice to have time to chill and enjoy the quiet sometimes though.

Pxx

P, I find it hard to believe people don't like that arse on their lap? How heteronormative of me?

en-e-wayyou are so right- Children are expensive. But you can't help but do whatever will make them happy because it makes you happy and it's all just one big expensive cycle

I know, she'll always need me in some way. So I will live forever mwahahahahahahaha

Well Eros quite likes it parked on his lap but it is rather large so some others aren't impressed. It's fine, I've just learnt to only park it where it's welcome

It is indeed but we do it anyway. They are like little broke thieves with angel faces that you can't say no to

Yes, you will

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Back in 10 folx

ENJOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcAv1cGAeXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB54dZkzZOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c44FR1JLf5w

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHjxlIC4F8

He wasn't man enough for me!

Who wasn't man enough for you?

Hweyeyyee....

Toniiiiiii

The ex who shall not be named

Volderm-

Oh shit, sorry. Zipped."

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"This is one Helle-uva Nocturnal evening.

Une tasse de thé Nero?

•

Non, merci. Un café s'il vous plaît, my delectable ????.

Ahhh bon, je reviens tout de suite"

•

Hurry up, be Bel-Fast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else for a brew?

Me please!! I'm gasping for a cuppa oh thank God! I thought I was going to have to make one for Mrs KC! Make hers when you do yours please?

Hope she likes builders tea

Black tea please. Or green tea.

You like your tea like you like your men? Black

or Green

(Aside)

How do I explain I prefer green tea, without it sounding like I fancy aliens and without it sounding like I don't like black tea. Or men?!

Answers on a postcard please, but don't tell Steve

I see all. I am like He who remains Kang

Peng Kang?

Or did I just murder that?

Um, lil bit, yeah

But I like it

Kinky

btdubs, I am a kinky bastard! I once used ice cubes during sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TMI and I don't care

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps not relevant but made me laugh...browsing the aisles of crap in aldi, came across a bin of wheel barrow wheels, just the wheels...guy looking at them..his wife says "Clive you haven't even got a wheel barrow "...Clive " yes but they're only £2.99" priceless lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perhaps not relevant but made me laugh...browsing the aisles of crap in aldi, came across a bin of wheel barrow wheels, just the wheels...guy looking at them..his wife says "Clive you haven't even got a wheel barrow "...Clive " yes but they're only £2.99" priceless lol!! "

Thank you for sharing!!

How’re you Dan? Any other great stories from your day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

I always want a cuddle, it's rare I turn down a cuddle. Although not everyone feels the same when I plonk my big arse on their lap.

Museum date sound's great! Glad you had fun. Oh bless you, nice to have time to chill and enjoy the quiet sometimes though.

Pxx

P, I find it hard to believe people don't like that arse on their lap? How heteronormative of me?

en-e-wayyou are so right- Children are expensive. But you can't help but do whatever will make them happy because it makes you happy and it's all just one big expensive cycle

I know, she'll always need me in some way. So I will live forever mwahahahahahahaha

Well Eros quite likes it parked on his lap but it is rather large so some others aren't impressed. It's fine, I've just learnt to only park it where it's welcome

It is indeed but we do it anyway. They are like little broke thieves with angel faces that you can't say no to

Yes, you will

Pxx"

Big bunda she in the bundesliga

Haha that is the best description of kids I’ve seen in a very long term. You’ve a way with words

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHjxlIC4F8

He wasn't man enough for me!

Who wasn't man enough for you?

Hweyeyyee....

Toniiiiiii

The ex who shall not be named

Volderm-

Oh shit, sorry. Zipped.

P gets me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

OOoooooooo you make my love

come

down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJdM9dazxQo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I like this interaction

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Not even for a tasty tentacle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Not even for a tasty tentacle

Nope. I'm no size queen either

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I AM LATE TO SAY IT BUT IT'S (after) MIDNIGHT NOW

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

WOW!

Thanks for clearing that up

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Evening all

•

Let the fun beGIN!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Not even for a tasty tentacle

Nope. I'm no size queen either

I think the lady forgets that I have seen her toy collection

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Yes, 1 G&T please and whatever this lovely couple are having

How are you this evening? Tell us something

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

•

Let the fun beGIN!"

I thought the fun had begun.

Nice pun btw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This lady is off to catch some Zzzzzs

The little buggers are circling my head

Until good morrow x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This lady is off to catch some Zzzzzs

The little buggers are circling my head

Until good morrow x"

Catch you later in the morning

Thank you for playing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

I always want a cuddle, it's rare I turn down a cuddle. Although not everyone feels the same when I plonk my big arse on their lap.

Museum date sound's great! Glad you had fun. Oh bless you, nice to have time to chill and enjoy the quiet sometimes though.

Pxx

P, I find it hard to believe people don't like that arse on their lap? How heteronormative of me?

en-e-wayyou are so right- Children are expensive. But you can't help but do whatever will make them happy because it makes you happy and it's all just one big expensive cycle

I know, she'll always need me in some way. So I will live forever mwahahahahahahaha

Well Eros quite likes it parked on his lap but it is rather large so some others aren't impressed. It's fine, I've just learnt to only park it where it's welcome

It is indeed but we do it anyway. They are like little broke thieves with angel faces that you can't say no to

Yes, you will

Pxx

Big bunda she in the bundesliga

Haha that is the best description of kids I’ve seen in a very long term. You’ve a way with words

I'll take that, I usually just get called a sarky bitch

Pxx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Not even for a tasty tentacle

Nope. I'm no size queen either

I think the lady forgets that I have seen her toy collection

You mean my nipple clamps?

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

Hello & good night! I’m making a quick pit stop before bed

sweet dreams all x

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

KC², has your wheelchair ever been clamped?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I miss Pethro Tull.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx "

Erm, that's a hard no too

I shall be clearer and say I like all human beings, irrespective of any racial group and/or melanin levels

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Hey Steve.

Hey Nero.

Quick check in before bedtime.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"KC², has your wheelchair ever been clamped?"

Not by the fuzz, no. They can't catch me

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Hey Steve.

Hey Nero.

Quick check in before bedtime. "

•

Tuck her in, Steve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello & good night! I’m making a quick pit stop before bed

sweet dreams all x"

I hope the pit stops at the Grand Prix tomorrow are as quick!

Lovely to see you SG

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Steve.

Hey Nero.

Quick check in before bedtime. "

Hello naked toes!

how are ya? How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx

Erm, that's a hard no too

I shall be clearer and say I like all human beings, irrespective of any racial group and/or melanin levels

*Puts the smurfette costume away* So, anyway.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx "

Her and Blue man group. I'd like to rent that movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx

Erm, that's a hard no too

I shall be clearer and say I like all human beings, irrespective of any racial group and/or melanin levels

*Puts the smurfette costume away* So, anyway.....

LMAO

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx

Erm, that's a hard no too

I shall be clearer and say I like all human beings, irrespective of any racial group and/or melanin levels

*Puts the smurfette costume away* So, anyway.....

Naked is just fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

I always want a cuddle, it's rare I turn down a cuddle. Although not everyone feels the same when I plonk my big arse on their lap.

Museum date sound's great! Glad you had fun. Oh bless you, nice to have time to chill and enjoy the quiet sometimes though.

Pxx

P, I find it hard to believe people don't like that arse on their lap? How heteronormative of me?

en-e-wayyou are so right- Children are expensive. But you can't help but do whatever will make them happy because it makes you happy and it's all just one big expensive cycle

I know, she'll always need me in some way. So I will live forever mwahahahahahahaha

Well Eros quite likes it parked on his lap but it is rather large so some others aren't impressed. It's fine, I've just learnt to only park it where it's welcome

It is indeed but we do it anyway. They are like little broke thieves with angel faces that you can't say no to

Yes, you will

Pxx

Big bunda she in the bundesliga

Haha that is the best description of kids I’ve seen in a very long term. You’ve a way with words

I'll take that, I usually just get called a sarky bitch

Pxx"

You aren't a bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"KC², has your wheelchair ever been clamped?

Not by the fuzz, no. They can't catch me

You're hot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx

Her and Blue man group. I'd like to rent that movie

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Not even for a tasty tentacle

Nope. I'm no size queen either

I think the lady forgets that I have seen her toy collection

You mean my nipple clamps?

Ha! The ones in my picture in my priv pictures!

Also the tentacle dildo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx

Erm, that's a hard no too

I shall be clearer and say I like all human beings, irrespective of any racial group and/or melanin levels

*Puts the smurfette costume away* So, anyway.....

Naked is just fine

Now that I can do

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By *heCitySocialCouple over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What you laughing @?

It's that time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7VhofoV3qs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello Steve and Lorna!

Good EVE!

How goes things?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.

I came to bed because I was tired and now I'm not tired and want a cuddle

Pxx

Good evening, P! Welcome to my nocturnal thread takeover! It’s a slow burner!

I’ve got a cuddle here for you! And a song!

https://youtu.be/8-cjjzNbg70

How was your day?

I'm sure it'll pick up

Thank you for the song, I like that one. I'll definitely take the cuddle if it going to please. My day was good busy and expensive but good. How was your day?

Pxx

I am glad you liked it

I was hopping you'd want the cuddle so I saved it.

Expensive! Eeek but glad it was good!

Mine was super busy. I went out on a museum date! Had lots of fun. then back to my lonely home

I always want a cuddle, it's rare I turn down a cuddle. Although not everyone feels the same when I plonk my big arse on their lap.

Museum date sound's great! Glad you had fun. Oh bless you, nice to have time to chill and enjoy the quiet sometimes though.

Pxx

P, I find it hard to believe people don't like that arse on their lap? How heteronormative of me?

en-e-wayyou are so right- Children are expensive. But you can't help but do whatever will make them happy because it makes you happy and it's all just one big expensive cycle

I know, she'll always need me in some way. So I will live forever mwahahahahahahaha

Well Eros quite likes it parked on his lap but it is rather large so some others aren't impressed. It's fine, I've just learnt to only park it where it's welcome

It is indeed but we do it anyway. They are like little broke thieves with angel faces that you can't say no to

Yes, you will

Pxx

Big bunda she in the bundesliga

Haha that is the best description of kids I’ve seen in a very long term. You’ve a way with words

I'll take that, I usually just get called a sarky bitch

Pxx

You aren't a bitch!

Oh Steve, you have much to learn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi today ive been mostly building dinosaurs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx

Her and Blue man group. I'd like to rent that movie

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

I LOVE THIS SONG!

(Do you know that meme?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Steve and Lorna!

Good EVE!

How goes things?"

You know talking to yourself is the 1st sign of madness right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi today ive been mostly building dinosaurs "

Are they MASSIVE? Like Jungle?

A tune for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

Anyway, how are you? Tired?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Not even for a tasty tentacle

Nope. I'm no size queen either

I think the lady forgets that I have seen her toy collection

You mean my nipple clamps?

Ha! The ones in my picture in my priv pictures!

Also the tentacle dildo

We have a whole suitcase of toys. And that's just a regular dildo shoved through a ring gag and stuck in my mouth

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Hey Steve.

Hey Nero.

Quick check in before bedtime.

Hello naked toes!

how are ya? How was your day?

Its been a good day.

My original evening plans went tits up. So I made different ones and had a splendid time.

Hope you and your socks are equally splendid. X

Night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello Steve and Lorna!

Good EVE!

How goes things?

You know talking to yourself is the 1st sign of madness right?

Oh that is weird! Because I went mad many moons ago

How are you, LORNA?

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

"I miss Pethro Tull."

Smooches

night night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Steve and Lorna!

Good EVE!

How goes things?

You know talking to yourself is the 1st sign of madness right?

Oh that is weird! Because I went mad many moons ago

How are you, LORNA?"

I would be even better if people actually listened to my voice notes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

I was going to tell you about it but there just wasn't a right time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh Steve, you have much to learn

Please, P, TEACH ME

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

It's junglist, innit?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

•

It's an insurance policy, in case they want to elope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

I have 2 couples accounts.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

I was going to tell you about it but there just wasn't a right time

You promised the earth, Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

•

It's an insurance policy, in case they want to elope.

If we do elope you inherit Ash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Steve.

Hey Nero.

Quick check in before bedtime.

Hello naked toes!

how are ya? How was your day?

Its been a good day.

My original evening plans went tits up. So I made different ones and had a splendid time.

Hope you and your socks are equally splendid. X

Night

I am glad!

My socks and I are separated at the moment but we will work it out by the morning

Sleep well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

I was going to tell you about it but there just wasn't a right time

You promised the earth, Steve

Global warming init

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

It's junglist, innit? "

I am of that opinion also!

You know ball!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx

Her and Blue man group. I'd like to rent that movie

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

I LOVE THIS SONG!

(Do you know that meme?)

Not a clue, I'm crap at memes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

I was going to tell you about it but there just wasn't a right time

You promised the earth, Steve

Global warming init"

I'm going to trek to the North Pole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello Steve and Lorna!

Good EVE!

How goes things?

You know talking to yourself is the 1st sign of madness right?

Oh that is weird! Because I went mad many moons ago

How are you, LORNA?

I would be even better if people actually listened to my voice notes.

THOSE PESKY PEOPLE!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

It's junglist, innit?

I am of that opinion also!

You know ball!

I know balls, Steve-o

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Also, I have no racial preferences. Just making that clear.

I do draw the line at aliens. No green men ta

Just green ones? What about blue ones? Smurfs?

Pxx

Her and Blue man group. I'd like to rent that movie

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

I LOVE THIS SONG!

(Do you know that meme?)

Not a clue, I'm crap at memes

Michael Jackson saying I love this song- It's a GREAT gif. You are welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

It's junglist, innit?

I am of that opinion also!

You know ball!

I know balls, Steve-o

Wish you knew my balls, Mrs

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

I was going to tell you about it but there just wasn't a right time

You promised the earth, Steve

Global warming init

I'm going to trek to the North Pole

•

You'll need snow chains on your wheels.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

It's junglist, innit?

I am of that opinion also!

You know ball!

I know balls, Steve-o

Wish you knew my balls, Mrs

You'll have to show me one day......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Steve, you have much to learn

Please, P, TEACH ME

Only if Mrs KC agrees to help

but not tonight, I need to put my big bum to bed. Night Steve. Night everyone

Pxx

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

•

It's an insurance policy, in case they want to elope.

If we do elope you inherit Ash. "

•

I've always needed a mini crazy golf golfing partner.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Awwwwwwww you guys have a couple's account. So cute

I was going to tell you about it but there just wasn't a right time

You promised the earth, Steve

Global warming init

I'm going to trek to the North Pole

•

You'll need snow chains on your wheels."

Yeah, something else I can break. Probably

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Oh Steve, you have much to learn

Please, P, TEACH ME

Only if Mrs KC agrees to help

but not tonight, I need to put my big bum to bed. Night Steve. Night everyone

Pxx"

Ooooooooooooo what are we teaching?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I wish I could bottle up this mood: it is something between too over it to care and too tired to care. Either way, I am singing in bed at nearly 1 am.

It's like GOLD DUST!

https://youtu.be/RNuUgbUzM8U

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

It's junglist, innit?

I am of that opinion also!

You know ball!

I know balls, Steve-o

Wish you knew my balls, Mrs

You'll have to show me one day......

I will hold you to that. Then maybe I can hold you in another way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh Steve, you have much to learn

Please, P, TEACH ME

Only if Mrs KC agrees to help

but not tonight, I need to put my big bum to bed. Night Steve. Night everyone

Pxx"

Good night P! You completed the Nocturnal takeover level! Thanks for playing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

It's junglist, innit?

I am of that opinion also!

You know ball!

I know balls, Steve-o

Wish you knew my balls, Mrs

You'll have to show me one day......

I will hold you to that. Then maybe I can hold you in another way

There's plenty of me to hold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh Steve, you have much to learn

Please, P, TEACH ME

Only if Mrs KC agrees to help

but not tonight, I need to put my big bum to bed. Night Steve. Night everyone

Pxx

Ooooooooooooo what are we teaching?! "

I don't know but I am already good at the sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

It's junglist, innit?

I am of that opinion also!

You know ball!

I know balls, Steve-o

Wish you knew my balls, Mrs

You'll have to show me one day......

I will hold you to that. Then maybe I can hold you in another way

There's plenty of me to hold

And me! at least we'll be warm this winter

#SaveOnTheElectric

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By *isionofdignityWoman over a year ago

reading

I’ve just got into bed having danced around the kitchen with my daughter whilst cleaning the oven - lol I know how to party .

Love to all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"So nice I will post it twice!

Jungleist Massive or Jungle is Massive? Hmm I think that's a thread for tomorrow?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

It's junglist, innit?

I am of that opinion also!

You know ball!

I know balls, Steve-o

Wish you knew my balls, Mrs

You'll have to show me one day......

I will hold you to that. Then maybe I can hold you in another way

There's plenty of me to hold

And me! at least we'll be warm this winter

#SaveOnTheElectric"

I come with my own, pre installed insulation

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have gone down a rabbit hole!

IT'S THE WRONG HOLE! I AM IN THE WRONG HOLE!

I AM HERE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLXt3yh2g0s

Help!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Fin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve just got into bed having danced around the kitchen with my daughter whilst cleaning the oven - lol I know how to party .

Love to all "

Making cleaning the Oven fun is a good skill. I would pop that on the CV!!

Anyway, How are you? welcome! What songs have you been bopping to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

OK, Level 2 incoming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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