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over a year ago
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I’ve seen so many threads posted with questions aimed at ladies so I thought I’d even it out.
If there’s any questions you’d like the men of fab to answer then ask away  |
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"I’ve seen so many threads posted with questions aimed at ladies so I thought I’d even it out.
If there’s any questions you’d like the men of fab to answer then ask away "
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No. I would love to see an insurmountable increase in questions for ladies.
As you were. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Trouble is most question asked are by married men , either in a fake couple profile or posing as a single male , "
This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions. |
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'Tis a beautiful thing that you do here. I have loads of questions but the shock of finding a safe space to set my little Q's free has unfortunately caused a temporary 'shock block' and all I can access is a vacuum. Still, it's the thought that counts. |
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"How long does it take you to get ready in the morning, does ot take 10min or an or or longer?  "
I can have a poop, a shower, brush my teeth, have breakfast and get dressed in 5 minutes and 45 seconds. |
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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago
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"How long does it take you to get ready in the morning, does ot take 10min or an or or longer?
I can have a poop, a shower, brush my teeth, have breakfast and get dressed in 5 minutes and 45 seconds."
An hour* That is good and that is quick as well of you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do I put up a shelf?
Hire a man to do it.
*runs and hides*
No ££ to hire anyone! "
Offer him favours that only a woman can offer. Like washing his dishes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d like to know why no man on here has the new sky remote?
Sold the TV and sky remote I can pay entrance fee to clubs"
I didn’t realise they were worth that much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do I put up a shelf?
Hire a man to do it.
*runs and hides*
No ££ to hire anyone!
Offer him favours that only a woman can offer. Like washing his dishes "
I want to know how to do it myself!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How long does it take you to get ready in the morning, does ot take 10min or an or or longer?
I can have a poop, a shower, brush my teeth, have breakfast and get dressed in 5 minutes and 45 seconds."
Still not as quick as Ronnie O'sullivans 147 tho.. |
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"How do I put up a shelf?
Hire a man to do it.
*runs and hides*
No ££ to hire anyone!
Offer him favours that only a woman can offer. Like washing his dishes
I want to know how to do it myself!!"
YouTube. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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Why do some men on here post and seem to spend most of their time putting other men down? Do they really think that doing that will sell the fact they are one of the 'nice' guys on here ?
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"How do I put up a shelf?Oh..the amount of kit required for the shelf putting up is horrendous...  "
 I have a drill? I figured I'd need some wall plugs. Just figuring out which ones I need. And whether I have the drill bits needed. I'd like someone to stand next to me and egg me on. Damn. |
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"How do I put up a shelf?Oh..the amount of kit required for the shelf putting up is horrendous...
I have a drill? I figured I'd need some wall plugs. Just figuring out which ones I need. And whether I have the drill bits needed. I'd like someone to stand next to me and egg me on. Damn. "
Really depends on the wall you are trying to affix said shelf to and what load you are going to put on it. Quite a lot of walls are stud walls now so you would need special fixings for that. If your plaster on a brick wall is loose you are potentially in for a bit of fun getting a raw plug to hold. In the long run it might be cheaper to pay a pro - or maybe blow a pro whatever floats your budget 
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"How do I put up a shelf?Oh..the amount of kit required for the shelf putting up is horrendous...
I have a drill? I figured I'd need some wall plugs. Just figuring out which ones I need. And whether I have the drill bits needed. I'd like someone to stand next to me and egg me on. Damn.
Really depends on the wall you are trying to affix said shelf to and what load you are going to put on it. Quite a lot of walls are stud walls now so you would need special fixings for that. If your plaster on a brick wall is loose you are potentially in for a bit of fun getting a raw plug to hold. In the long run it might be cheaper to pay a pro - or maybe blow a pro whatever floats your budget
Sorry to downer the thread with boring technicalities "
Not a stud wall. That I do know. |
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In which case if you have good plaster then in theory all you need is a masonry drill bit slightly smaller than the raw plug that should come with the fixings with the shelf (buy one with correct fittings) and a drill - should use a hammer drill but you'll get away with just a cordless if that's all you've got. Spirit level would be useful so you don't put it up on the piss - if you don't have one try putting some water in a shot glass on it and judging it by eye.
Okay enough nerdyness who wants to suck my cock????  |
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"Trouble is most question asked are by married men , either in a fake couple profile or posing as a single male ,
This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions."
Why should we need a safe space? |
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"How do I put up a shelf?Oh..the amount of kit required for the shelf putting up is horrendous...
I have a drill? I figured I'd need some wall plugs. Just figuring out which ones I need. And whether I have the drill bits needed. I'd like someone to stand next to me and egg me on. Damn.
Really depends on the wall you are trying to affix said shelf to and what load you are going to put on it. Quite a lot of walls are stud walls now so you would need special fixings for that. If your plaster on a brick wall is loose you are potentially in for a bit of fun getting a raw plug to hold. In the long run it might be cheaper to pay a pro - or maybe blow a pro whatever floats your budget
Sorry to downer the thread with boring technicalities "
good tip for this job,,, (for all walls) instead of buying rawl plugs, haveca length of timber and a Stanley knife and wood glue at the ready, measure and level the shelf, marke holes, remove shelf, drill holes, slice off some timber edges of different thickness and glue them up start adding to drill holes,keep adding until no more fit hammer them home cut excess flush with wall now the screws will catch them and expand the timber, if studded wall try cut these longer and push back the 2" glue the ends also. Dont hang the shelf here for a hour ir so.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why do some men on here post and seem to spend most of their time putting other men down? Do they really think that doing that will sell the fact they are one of the 'nice' guys on here ?
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Some of it is justified but most of the time it is an attempt to show they are different from the rest. |
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"Trouble is most question asked are by married men , either in a fake couple profile or posing as a single male ,
This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions.
Why should we need a safe space? "
Why shouldn’t we? |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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"When making a dyi fishing rod, should one consider modulus of rupture or elasticity?"
Gotta be honest, I'd always figure that the companies that make the blanks already have far more knowledge than I have, so I'd go with what they reckon and just source the best silicon carbide rings and a darn good reel seat and trust in that |
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"In which case if you have good plaster then in theory all you need is a masonry drill bit slightly smaller than the raw plug that should come with the fixings with the shelf (buy one with correct fittings) and a drill - should use a hammer drill but you'll get away with just a cordless if that's all you've got. Spirit level would be useful so you don't put it up on the piss - if you don't have one try putting some water in a shot glass on it and judging it by eye.
Okay enough nerdyness who wants to suck my cock???? "
This is very nerdy but very helpful thank you |
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"How long does it take you to get ready in the morning, does ot take 10min or an or or longer?
I can have a poop, a shower, brush my teeth, have breakfast and get dressed in 5 minutes and 45 seconds."
Are you having breakfast while pooping and brushing teeth in the shower? Do you put your clothes on on the way to the car/bus/train/bike etc to get to work or in front of the pc/laptop if WFH (ingenious - I must try it!)
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"Trouble is most question asked are by married men , either in a fake couple profile or posing as a single male ,
This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions.
Why should we need a safe space?
Why shouldn’t we?"
Well unless theres on underlying anti-male tone in the forum, that isn't being addressed in the same way other intolerance would be, there should be no need for one....  |
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"How do I put up a shelf?Oh..the amount of kit required for the shelf putting up is horrendous...
I have a drill? I figured I'd need some wall plugs. Just figuring out which ones I need. And whether I have the drill bits needed. I'd like someone to stand next to me and egg me on. Damn. "
You sound like me - I usually just stare at the stuff I want to do after having gotten necessary equipment...to then say, ah sh*te, another day |
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"Trouble is most question asked are by married men , either in a fake couple profile or posing as a single male ,
This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions.
Why should we need a safe space?
Why shouldn’t we?
Well unless theres on underlying anti-male tone in the forum, that isn't being addressed in the same way other intolerance would be, there should be no need for one.... "
Are you new here? |
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"Man of many talents. Master of none "
a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one, (this is the original quote) it was only butthurt men that could only do one thing well that shortened it down, There nust of been a lot of one skill butthurt men out there,, as most people dont even know the full quote. |
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"How do I put up a shelf?Oh..the amount of kit required for the shelf putting up is horrendous...
I have a drill? I figured I'd need some wall plugs. Just figuring out which ones I need. And whether I have the drill bits needed. I'd like someone to stand next to me and egg me on. Damn.
Really depends on the wall you are trying to affix said shelf to and what load you are going to put on it. Quite a lot of walls are stud walls now so you would need special fixings for that. If your plaster on a brick wall is loose you are potentially in for a bit of fun getting a raw plug to hold. In the long run it might be cheaper to pay a pro - or maybe blow a pro whatever floats your budget
Sorry to downer the thread with boring technicalities good tip for this job,,, (for all walls) instead of buying rawl plugs, haveca length of timber and a Stanley knife and wood glue at the ready, measure and level the shelf, marke holes, remove shelf, drill holes, slice off some timber edges of different thickness and glue them up start adding to drill holes,keep adding until no more fit hammer them home cut excess flush with wall now the screws will catch them and expand the timber, if studded wall try cut these longer and push back the 2" glue the ends also. Dont hang the shelf here for a hour ir so. "
Ah here, now I'm completely lost
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"How do I put up a shelf?Oh..the amount of kit required for the shelf putting up is horrendous...
I have a drill? I figured I'd need some wall plugs. Just figuring out which ones I need. And whether I have the drill bits needed. I'd like someone to stand next to me and egg me on. Damn.
Really depends on the wall you are trying to affix said shelf to and what load you are going to put on it. Quite a lot of walls are stud walls now so you would need special fixings for that. If your plaster on a brick wall is loose you are potentially in for a bit of fun getting a raw plug to hold. In the long run it might be cheaper to pay a pro - or maybe blow a pro whatever floats your budget
Sorry to downer the thread with boring technicalities good tip for this job,,, (for all walls) instead of buying rawl plugs, haveca length of timber and a Stanley knife and wood glue at the ready, measure and level the shelf, marke holes, remove shelf, drill holes, slice off some timber edges of different thickness and glue them up start adding to drill holes,keep adding until no more fit hammer them home cut excess flush with wall now the screws will catch them and expand the timber, if studded wall try cut these longer and push back the 2" glue the ends also. Dont hang the shelf here for a hour ir so.
Ah here, now I'm completely lost
Mrs"
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"Why is it most men seem slightly obsessed with cock size/girth (generally a man's forum post) "
A product of seeing too much porn perhaps? Thinking that all one needs to satisfy a woman, is a 12 inch kidney disturber/womb raider. |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
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"Why is it most men seem slightly obsessed with cock size/girth (generally a man's forum post) "
Most men are secretly hugely insecure about their cock size, it's probably partly down to porn but also because they've seen (or heard) so much in modern culture about how women love big cocks.
It's also the same reason so many men lie about their cock size. |
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A product of seeing too much porn perhaps? Thinking that all one needs to satisfy a woman, is a 12 inch kidney disturber/womb raider."
Sounds painful! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do I put up a shelf?
I will happily help. Do you have a drill or shall I bring mine?"
It's such a man thing to want to solve the problem, thank you. I wanted to do it myself. |
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"How do I put up a shelf?Oh..the amount of kit required for the shelf putting up is horrendous...
I have a drill? I figured I'd need some wall plugs. Just figuring out which ones I need. And whether I have the drill bits needed. I'd like someone to stand next to me and egg me on. Damn.
Really depends on the wall you are trying to affix said shelf to and what load you are going to put on it. Quite a lot of walls are stud walls now so you would need special fixings for that. If your plaster on a brick wall is loose you are potentially in for a bit of fun getting a raw plug to hold. In the long run it might be cheaper to pay a pro - or maybe blow a pro whatever floats your budget
Sorry to downer the thread with boring technicalities good tip for this job,,, (for all walls) instead of buying rawl plugs, haveca length of timber and a Stanley knife and wood glue at the ready, measure and level the shelf, marke holes, remove shelf, drill holes, slice off some timber edges of different thickness and glue them up start adding to drill holes,keep adding until no more fit hammer them home cut excess flush with wall now the screws will catch them and expand the timber, if studded wall try cut these longer and push back the 2" glue the ends also. Dont hang the shelf here for a hour ir so.
Ah here, now I'm completely lost
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"Trouble is most question asked are by married men , either in a fake couple profile or posing as a single male ,
This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions.
Why should we need a safe space?
Why shouldn’t we?
Well unless theres on underlying anti-male tone in the forum, that isn't being addressed in the same way other intolerance would be, there should be no need for one....
Are you new here?"
Been here longer than 99% of the forum, so can remember when it was a much friendlier, less fractured and altogether more pleasant place…although I’m sure the self appointed guardians of forum equality will be along any time soon… |
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"Why is it most men seem slightly obsessed with cock size/girth (generally a man's forum post) "
Because so many women put on their profile “don’t bother contacting if you’re less than 8 inches”
Porn too, I’m sure, but the reminder is here all the time |
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"Why is it most men seem slightly obsessed with cock size/girth (generally a man's forum post)
Because so many women put on their profile “don’t bother contacting if you’re less than 8 inches”
Porn too, I’m sure, but the reminder is here all the time"
I'm yet to see the 8" thing on a womans profile to be honest, there's ones who love big ones who love small though, I'd refuse a meet with a huge cock. |
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"Why is it most men seem slightly obsessed with cock size/girth (generally a man's forum post)
Because so many women put on their profile “don’t bother contacting if you’re less than 8 inches”
Porn too, I’m sure, but the reminder is here all the time
I'm yet to see the 8" thing on a womans profile to be honest, there's ones who love big ones who love small though, I'd refuse a meet with a huge cock."
Really? There’s like 10 within 10 miles of me |
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"Trouble is most question asked are by married men , either in a fake couple profile or posing as a single male ,
This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions.
Why should we need a safe space?
Why shouldn’t we?
Well unless theres on underlying anti-male tone in the forum, that isn't being addressed in the same way other intolerance would be, there should be no need for one....
Are you new here?
Been here longer than 99% of the forum, so can remember when it was a much friendlier, less fractured and altogether more pleasant place…although I’m sure the self appointed guardians of forum equality will be along any time soon… "
It's just a thread. No-one has to post on it. |
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"Why is it most men seem slightly obsessed with cock size/girth (generally a man's forum post)
Because so many women put on their profile “don’t bother contacting if you’re less than 8 inches”
Porn too, I’m sure, but the reminder is here all the time
I'm yet to see the 8" thing on a womans profile to be honest, there's ones who love big ones who love small though, I'd refuse a meet with a huge cock.
Really? There’s like 10 within 10 miles of me "
Me too, sometimes they say VWE but it’s very common.
Not a problem for anyone to ask for whatever they want, let’s be honest there are plenty of blokes who have a pretty narrow acceptance criteria too |
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"Why is it most men seem slightly obsessed with cock size/girth (generally a man's forum post)
Because so many women put on their profile “don’t bother contacting if you’re less than 8 inches”
Porn too, I’m sure, but the reminder is here all the time
I'm yet to see the 8" thing on a womans profile to be honest, there's ones who love big ones who love small though, I'd refuse a meet with a huge cock.
Really? There’s like 10 within 10 miles of me
Me too, sometimes they say VWE but it’s very common.
Not a problem for anyone to ask for whatever they want, let’s be honest there are plenty of blokes who have a pretty narrow acceptance criteria too"
There’s a few near me asking for like 9 inches minimum
Makes me wonder if people know what inches are |
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"Why is it most men seem slightly obsessed with cock size/girth (generally a man's forum post)
Because so many women put on their profile “don’t bother contacting if you’re less than 8 inches”
Porn too, I’m sure, but the reminder is here all the time
I'm yet to see the 8" thing on a womans profile to be honest, there's ones who love big ones who love small though, I'd refuse a meet with a huge cock.
Really? There’s like 10 within 10 miles of me "
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"Trouble is most question asked are by married men , either in a fake couple profile or posing as a single male ,
This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions.
Why should we need a safe space?
Why shouldn’t we?
Well unless theres on underlying anti-male tone in the forum, that isn't being addressed in the same way other intolerance would be, there should be no need for one....
Are you new here?
Been here longer than 99% of the forum, so can remember when it was a much friendlier, less fractured and altogether more pleasant place…although I’m sure the self appointed guardians of forum equality will be along any time soon… "
This was a joke thread really but I’m interested to know… do you think men receive the same treatment as woman and couples on here? |
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"How do I put up a shelf?
I will happily help. Do you have a drill or shall I bring mine?
It's such a man thing to want to solve the problem, thank you. I wanted to do it myself. "
I realised that you wanted to diy that's why i asked about the drill. I always want to solve the problem and help other people, it's just me. I have rawl plugs for plaster walls and masonry too if it helps |
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"How do I put up a shelf?
I will happily help. Do you have a drill or shall I bring mine?
It's such a man thing to want to solve the problem, thank you. I wanted to do it myself.
I realised that you wanted to diy that's why i asked about the drill. I always want to solve the problem and help other people, it's just me. I have rawl plugs for plaster walls and masonry too if it helps "
I do have a cordless drill. At least. |
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"What’s the best way to remove a fused wheel locking nut on a car wheel.
Grenade.
I don’t have my isis Ian handbook with instructions on how to build one at hand alas "
I'll send you some. And a fancy bandolier too, it's been a recycled secret santa gift between me and Greg at work for years now.
Fucking Greg, y'know? |
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"What’s the best way to remove a fused wheel locking nut on a car wheel.
Grenade.
I don’t have my isis Ian handbook with instructions on how to build one at hand alas "
Tyre place.. most have special sockets and impact guns
Couldn't get the nuts off my transit wheels yesterday and started rounding them off. Two seconds with a gun and boom they are off |
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This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions.
Why should we need a safe space? "
to recover from man-flu away from females .... man-flu, of course, will kill a lady stone dead within 24hrs, so we need a safe space in order to keep our mothers, sisters, wifes, girlfriends etc safe until we have recovered |
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"Trouble is most question asked are by married men , either in a fake couple profile or posing as a single male ,
This isn’t a man bashing thread. This is a safe space for men to answer questions.
Why should we need a safe space?
to recover from man-flu away from females .... man-flu, of course, will kill a lady stone dead within 24hrs, so we need a safe space in order to keep our mothers, sisters, wifes, girlfriends etc safe until we have recovered"
Women will never understand man flue. Its like them understanding the pleasure of scratching your bollocks as we get up. Lol |
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"I will answer only 3 questions
When can i suck your cock?
How many times will you bum me?
Why cant you fist my anus? "
when it happens
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I can if you say please
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