"...to do a DIY service on an expensive racing bike?
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*because Winston is desperate to know.....  "
I think as a minimum, you should at least have a bike.
Or want to ride a bike.
Or know someone who has 800 bikes.
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"Bloody bike owners thinking they own the road 
And *they dont pay Road tax, always jumpinng red lights and most of them look shit in lycra.
Winston
*that was harder to type than first appears. "
Fuck, missed one.... 
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"Bloody bike owners thinking they own the road
And *they dont pay Road tax, always jumpinng red lights and most of them look shit in lycra.
Winston
*that was harder to type than first appears.
Fuck, missed one....
Edit.
Winston "
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Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts
You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.
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"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts
You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.
Anyone bring a flask of tea?"
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"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts
You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.
Anyone bring a flask of tea?"
There’s more than 5 spanners on this site |
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"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts
You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.
Anyone bring a flask of tea?
Stupid q - what's the red triangle for?"
One must always be safety conscious
Could end badly if an unsuspecting motorist squished the swarm mid-spannering  |
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"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts
You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.
Anyone bring a flask of tea?
There’s more than 5 spanners on this site "
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"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts
You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.
Anyone bring a flask of tea?
Stupid q - what's the red triangle for?
One must always be safety conscious
Could end badly if an unsuspecting motorist squished the swarm mid-spannering "
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It's easy.
1) Take the pushbike, throw it in a river/canal
2) Burn your lycra clothing.
Two easy steps and your bike will never give you any trouble again.
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