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"Your mamas so big, she fell over and cut her leg and gravy poured out.
I believe we've both watched (white men can't jump).  "
You think
I can hear Jimmy too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your mamas so big, she fell over and cut her leg and gravy poured out.
I believe we've both watched (white men can't jump).
You think
I can hear Jimmy too "
No, you listen to Jimmy, you can't hear Jimmy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your mamas so big, she fell over and cut her leg and gravy poured out.
I believe we've both watched (white men can't jump).
You think
I can hear Jimmy too
No, you listen to Jimmy, you can't hear Jimmy!! "
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo Mama's so dirty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo Mama's so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo Mama's so dirty, she made Right Guard turn left.
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Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo Momma so dirty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners.
Your mama is so dirty, that her cat got crabs instead of fleas.
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Yo momma so dirty she spent a Night at the Museum and archaeologists needed to unearth all the artifacts.
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Yo mommas so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.
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Yo mama so dirty I told her to do the robot...and now R2D2 has AIDS.
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Yo momma so dirty when she jumped into the ocean they accused BP of another oil spill.
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Your mother is so dirty that even her crabs have lice.
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Yo Mama So Dirty, that when terrorists took her, the CIA was afraid ISIS acquired a biological weapon.
Yo mama's house is so dirty, Stanley Steamer could get her house cleaner.
Yo mama so dirty when she walk down the street poor people offer her soap.
Yo momma so diabetic and has so much gingivitis she drinks water and spits fruit punch.
Yo mama so dirty when she wash up her water look like chocolate.
Yo Mama's so dirty, I asked her where the junk yard was and she said your looking at it.
Yo mama is so dirty that people use her bath water as a chemical weapon!
Yo Mama So dirty She Make Right Guard Turn Left. |
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