One for the boys

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I always cry when I give my wife oral

It's nothing emotional, just her vagina smells of onions.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try doing it underwater then. It works when chopping onions. Can you breath through your ears?

By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

"I always cry when I give my wife oral

It's nothing emotional, just her vagina smells of onions.

Let me - I like onions

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't see a problem with the OP's wife, as long as you like tuna salad you're onto a winner

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

Now that's not funny I hope your xbox didn't break .....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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