"Well now I'm wondering if I should Google "shagging a camels toe" "
I have actually just Googled images of camels toes to see if it looks feasible. There isn't much gap between the two toes so you would have to try and cram both in. |
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"I’m wondering whether to do the Tesco big shop now or later this afternoon.
I’d go now whilst it’s quieter, pay day shop it’ll be busy tonight when I go and do my shop. "
Ah buggar yeah it’s probably most peoples pay day. Can’t believe it’s September tomorrow! I’m also wondering how that happened so quick! |
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"Well now I'm wondering if I should Google "shagging a camels toe"
I have actually just Googled images of camels toes to see if it looks feasible. There isn't much gap between the two toes so you would have to try and cram both in. "
Would it be better if the toes were shaved? |
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"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week. "
Like a big slobbering mess of a man. 
I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.  |
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"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.
Like a big slobbering mess of a man.
I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal. "
On the plus side.
I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.
Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.
Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings. |
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"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.
Like a big slobbering mess of a man.
I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.
On the plus side.
I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.
Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.
Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings. "
Don't get smug about the lego. That shit gets everywhere. Usually when you're doing a little happy dance that you've got some free time. Boom! There it is. |
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"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.
Like a big slobbering mess of a man.
I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.
On the plus side.
I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.
Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.
Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings.
Don't get smug about the lego. That shit gets everywhere. Usually when you're doing a little happy dance that you've got some free time. Boom! There it is. "
It’s likely to bum me as I flop to to couch 
Then baffle physicians at how it ended up in there when they see it on the X-ray |
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"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.
Like a big slobbering mess of a man.
I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.
On the plus side.
I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.
Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.
Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings.
Don't get smug about the lego. That shit gets everywhere. Usually when you're doing a little happy dance that you've got some free time. Boom! There it is.
It’s likely to bum me as I flop to to couch
Then baffle physicians at how it ended up in there when they see it on the X-ray "
There was a toy car up mine this morning  |
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It’s likely to bum me as I flop to to couch
Then baffle physicians at how it ended up in there when they see it on the X-ray "
They won't be baffled. They will know you shoved it up yourself for sexual gratification |
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"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.
Like a big slobbering mess of a man.
I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.
On the plus side.
I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.
Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.
Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings.
Don't get smug about the lego. That shit gets everywhere. Usually when you're doing a little happy dance that you've got some free time. Boom! There it is.
It’s likely to bum me as I flop to to couch
Then baffle physicians at how it ended up in there when they see it on the X-ray
There was a toy car up mine this morning "
I bet it was a BMW or an Audi, they’re always up my arse on the M6  |
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"I wonder if anybody in the history of mankind has actually tried to shag a camel’s toe.
That would be one for the Darwin awards.
What are you wondering?"
maybe the other way round,, a camel's toe would certainly shag you up if you got it in the nuts,,,  |
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