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What we need is a crack team of commandos to go and storm their stronghold, steal the secret code, and bring it safely back for the boffins to decipher 
First they'll have to scale the impregnable barriers and defences. Avoid the attack dogs, sedate the guards (copious amounts of lambrini should work)
avoid the trip wires and traps (aka suspenders and bra straps)
stealthily work their way through the undergrowth (often the ground is cleared for an uninterrupted view)
And then sneak into the hidden cave before laying down some covering fire from the mortar and machine guns, and leave them a quivering wreck, defences shattered
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By (user no longer on site)
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Good question artful!!
Are you going to follow it up with any of the following?
"How do we get lasting peace in the Middle East?"
"If you are driving clockwise around the M25 at a constant speed of 70mph - which parallel universe are you living in?"
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Or are you just sticking with the easy ones to answer today?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What we need is a crack team of commandos to go and storm their stronghold, steal the secret code, and bring it safely back for the boffins to decipher
First they'll have to scale the impregnable barriers and defences. Avoid the attack dogs, sedate the guards (copious amounts of lambrini should work)
avoid the trip wires and traps (aka suspenders and bra straps)
stealthily work their way through the undergrowth (often the ground is cleared for an uninterrupted view)
And then sneak into the hidden cave before laying down some covering fire from the mortar and machine guns, and leave them a quivering wreck, defences shattered
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Yes but when you've done that and spent time dechipering it, cracked and think you have an idea of what you're doing we'll have written a new one and changed all the rules. So you don't really stand a chance boys sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What we need is a crack team of commandos to go and storm their stronghold, steal the secret code, and bring it safely back for the boffins to decipher
First they'll have to scale the impregnable barriers and defences. Avoid the attack dogs, sedate the guards (copious amounts of lambrini should work)
avoid the trip wires and traps (aka suspenders and bra straps)
stealthily work their way through the undergrowth (often the ground is cleared for an uninterrupted view)
And then sneak into the hidden cave before laying down some covering fire from the mortar and machine guns, and leave them a quivering wreck, defences shattered
Yes but when you've done that and spent time dechipering it, cracked and think you have an idea of what you're doing we'll have written a new one and changed all the rules. So you don't really stand a chance boys sorry "
But we'll have had fun trying
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good question artful!!
Are you going to follow it up with any of the following?
"How do we get lasting peace in the Middle East?"
"If you are driving clockwise around the M25 at a constant speed of 70mph - which parallel universe are you living in?"
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Or are you just sticking with the easy ones to answer today? "
The middle east problem = give the women the guns and ammo.
The M25 question = it is a timeless vortex that doesn't recognise our scale of time be it past, present or future = limbo.
Bum question = size is irrelevent, it's how you feel in what you are wearing to make you feel like you have a slightly rotund derrier.
Easy questions = it depends on the person deciphering the questions asked as to if they are easy or not.
Women = I haven't got a feckin clue    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good question artful!!
Are you going to follow it up with any of the following?
"How do we get lasting peace in the Middle East?"
"If you are driving clockwise around the M25 at a constant speed of 70mph - which parallel universe are you living in?"
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Or are you just sticking with the easy ones to answer today?
The middle east problem = give the women the guns and ammo.
The M25 question = it is a timeless vortex that doesn't recognise our scale of time be it past, present or future = limbo.
Bum question = size is irrelevent, it's how you feel in what you are wearing to make you feel like you have a slightly rotund derrier.
Easy questions = it depends on the person deciphering the questions asked as to if they are easy or not.
Women = I haven't got a feckin clue "
Good answers!!!
As for the "Women" question - I honestly don't want to know!!
I'm having way too much fun trying to work it out!!  |
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"Women, how does their mind work?
You can give them a thousand compliments and they fall on deaf ears.
A bit of consructive critisism and..."
Remember never argue with a woman you need to sleep at some point and there are knives in the house. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women, how does their mind work?
You can give them a thousand compliments and they fall on deaf ears.
A bit of consructive critisism and...
Remember never argue with a woman you need to sleep at some point and there are knives in the house. "
Very valid point sparky.
I'm always weary of women who suggest going to bed early with an unnerving smile |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Women, how does their mind work?
You can give them a thousand compliments and they fall on deaf ears.
A bit of consructive critisism and...
Remember never argue with a woman you need to sleep at some point and there are knives in the house.
Very valid point sparky.
I'm always weary of women who suggest going to bed early with an unnerving smile "
You're weary of women? Is that like being tired of London, being tired of life? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good question artful!!
Are you going to follow it up with any of the following?
"How do we get lasting peace in the Middle East?"
"If you are driving clockwise around the M25 at a constant speed of 70mph - which parallel universe are you living in?"
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Or are you just sticking with the easy ones to answer today? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women, how does their mind work?
You can give them a thousand compliments and they fall on deaf ears.
A bit of consructive critisism and...
Remember never argue with a woman you need to sleep at some point and there are knives in the house.
Very valid point sparky.
I'm always weary of women who suggest going to bed early with an unnerving smile
You're weary of women? Is that like being tired of London, being tired of life?"
Very much so.
I'm a very shy person and all mouth and no trousers |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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Let me throw a little light on how women's minds work... I am one so I should know!!!
We want you guys to be in tune with us.
We want you to be in tune with us 24/7 but particularly so around difficult times.
We want you to know when to listen, when to speak and most importantly when to shut up... and for how long!
We further want you to compliment us but only when it is genuine. If it is not genuine we will sense this instantly and you will be in more trouble than if you had not commented on our achievement at all!
We never expect to be criticised - and why should we?
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Let me throw a little light on how women's minds work... I am one so I should know!!!
We want you guys to be in tune with us.
We want you to be in tune with us 24/7 but particularly so around difficult times.
We want you to know when to listen, when to speak and most importantly when to shut up... and for how long!
We further want you to compliment us but only when it is genuine. If it is not genuine we will sense this instantly and you will be in more trouble than if you had not commented on our achievement at all!
We never expect to be criticised - and why should we?
;-)"
or do what we do best,play dumb,keep your head down,and pray for the occasional gammy.
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