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If you were the last man on earth and Susan Boyle was the last woman on earth...
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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago
inver somewhere |
"could always use a skuddy mag and a turkey baster??
What is a skuddy mag?"
skuddy mag,..was what my big brothers used to call porn mags! lol
cause they were in the "skuddy",..sottish term for naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would I have a gun or would I have to get in close and use a knife? 
She means impregnate her! 
Hell fire would you?  "
I'd suck it out of you and spit it in through a funnel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"could always use a skuddy mag and a turkey baster??
What is a skuddy mag?
skuddy mag,..was what my big brothers used to call porn mags! lol
cause they were in the "skuddy",..sottish term for naked"
Ahh a jazmag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would I have a gun or would I have to get in close and use a knife?
She means impregnate her!
Hell fire would you?
I'd suck it out of you and spit it in through a funnel "
I feel like a condemned man who is going to be boiled in a big pot and eaten by cannibals being offered the chance to blow his brains out first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would I have a gun or would I have to get in close and use a knife?
She means impregnate her!
Hell fire would you?
I'd suck it out of you and spit it in through a funnel
I feel like a condemned man who is going to be boiled in a big pot and eaten by cannibals being offered the chance to blow his brains out first. "
Oh it would blow your mind no doubt.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You dont have to look at the mantlepiece ehen stoking the fire
Is that a little yes Mr sexycouple? "
No mrs sexy, dave said dont have to look, but it fooking helps, no hope then xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a feeling I'd need to bring a machete to fight back a subo bush, but for humanity...she'd get it!"
5 Stars for bhamMan we will all cheer you on. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Our subo is a lovely person .x
Well that's the way the media have decided to portray her. "
she libes in the next village to me and is actually a lovely person.
Fuch, did I type that outloud??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our subo is a lovely person .x
Well that's the way the media have decided to portray her.
she libes in the next village to me and is actually a lovely person.
Fuch, did I type that outloud?? "
You can keep her their  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd find a sperm bank and a turkey baster.
Unleash a population spawned from Simon Cowell or George Osbourne? No way.
There must be loads of perfectly fine DNA stashed in fertility clinics and the like. I'd find some with promising genetics and do my best to continue the species responsibly, with quality children. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our subo is a lovely person .x
Well that's the way the media have decided to portray her.
she libes in the next village to me and is actually a lovely person.
Fuch, did I type that outloud?? "
She seems it. I thought the way she was treated when she first became known was awful. Exploitation of someone simply not equipped to cope with it. Disgusting.
I hope she's happy and comfortable now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our subo is a lovely person .x
Well that's the way the media have decided to portray her.
she libes in the next village to me and is actually a lovely person.
Fuch, did I type that outloud??
You can keep her their "
Should I point out you got the wrong their |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then I'd leave an apology note....and lay down to wait for the enivitable...lol...(the end of the world)....no one should ever have to make such a sacrifice! |
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No offence to be taken please ! But have you seen some of the women and men on here ! Everyone is different and I'm sure she is someone's type , she is a brill singer and no doubt a lovely person ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No offence to be taken please ! But have you seen some of the women and men on here ! Everyone is different and I'm sure she is someone's type , she is a brill singer and no doubt a lovely person ! "
We'll agree to differ on the singing, but it still wouldn't make me want to shag her. Couldn't shag any woman that can grow a better beard than me. |
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Thing is if there was only one man and one woman left alive any offspring would end up interbreeding so you'd end up with a human race of imbeciles with webbed feet and seven fingers on each hand... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thing is if there was only one man and one woman left alive any offspring would end up interbreeding so you'd end up with a human race of imbeciles with webbed feet and seven fingers on each hand... "
which raises another interesting question? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Don't know why it is that I dislike stuff slagging Subo off yet if it was Nadine Dorries/Simon Cowell/various politicos of all shades/Jezza Kyle I'd probably be in like a shot with my wisecracks - maybe it's cos I perceive Subo as vulnerable whereas the others aren't...anyways, I'm fairly sure she won't be reading this thread so it won't bother her and her pots of money at all |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Thing is if there was only one man and one woman left alive any offspring would end up interbreeding so you'd end up with a human race of imbeciles with webbed feet and seven fingers on each hand...
which raises another interesting question?"
Yep, it happened in Cumbria  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know why it is that I dislike stuff slagging Subo off yet if it was Nadine Dorries/Simon Cowell/various politicos of all shades/Jezza Kyle I'd probably be in like a shot with my wisecracks - maybe it's cos I perceive Subo as vulnerable whereas the others aren't...anyways, I'm fairly sure she won't be reading this thread so it won't bother her and her pots of money at all "
Probs because her appearance on x factor made us all hyper-aware of what crap we are for making value judgements based purely on appearance.
This thread is repeating that crap.
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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Judging by another thread, the concesus is that a good majority of the single guys on here think anything is better than a wank! So... Only SB left on the planet and my right hand.. Is there alcohol? Are drugs still avaiable?
Hmm.. On my own and just SB... Damn that woman is starting to look attractive! |
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"Would fuck her senseless. Who wouldnt want humanity to be based on their genepool lol"
like others i have had tge snip but i would make sure she had a good time isn't that what the doggy position was invented for? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Thing is if there was only one man and one woman left alive any offspring would end up interbreeding so you'd end up with a human race of imbeciles with webbed feet and seven fingers on each hand...
which raises another interesting question?"
Yes it does if you wish to over analyse a light hearted thread......go ahead be my guest.....and lets have no troll references for a change eh? |
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