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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Morning all just spoke to someone on the phone all going well till they got to Q Q for cucumber . Got to laugh

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

In the supermarket the checkout lady was looking in a booklet for the barcode for my aubergine. She couldn't find it. She was looking under O

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"In the supermarket the checkout lady was looking in a booklet for the barcode for my aubergine. She couldn't find it. She was looking under O"
got to laugh

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

" Q for cucumber . "

R for arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

K for Quorn

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

U for Euthanasia

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

L for elephant.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

C for seahorse

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By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

O for aura

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

O for the Wings of a Dove.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"K for Quorn"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

K for Quinoa ( Keen - Wha)

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

F for Phonetic

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Z for Xylophone

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

One of my clients said ‘N for knickers’ on the phone to me the other week

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"One of my clients said ‘N for knickers’ on the phone to me the other week "

What a nob

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"One of my clients said ‘N for knickers’ on the phone to me the other week

What a nob "
clever

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ohhhhh Made me think of Newmatic and Newmonia

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By *ece_himCouple over a year ago

Merseyside

R for Arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

& for anchor

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"& for anchor"

F for hi fizz pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

R for right thats it granny

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

S is for Psoriasis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love it when I substitute my own 'D for Derek', or whatever, and whoever's handling my call gives me a virtual head pat by rhyming off the correct one

When really they ought to be appreciating the restraint I showed using Derek

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Q for Cuba

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Love it when I substitute my own 'D for Derek', or whatever, and whoever's handling my call gives me a virtual head pat by rhyming off the correct one

When really they ought to be appreciating the restraint I showed using Derek

"
That's R for Richard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

R is for wrong

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By *helodge6Man over a year ago

Norwich

c for miles

j for oranges

k for teria

l for leather

m for sis

n for eggs

p for yards

q for hours

t for two

v for espania

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By *rankW101Man over a year ago

Malton

K for clever

Mixing Fab and work today could be risky!

F for Fab, O for orgasm .....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"R is for wrong"

And write

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always used ‘U for Unicorn’

‘What’s your email number?’ on the phone in an office also rips peoples knitting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

T for Ptarmigan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love it when I substitute my own 'D for Derek', or whatever, and whoever's handling my call gives me a virtual head pat by rhyming off the correct one

When really they ought to be appreciating the restraint I showed using Derek

That's R for Richard

Lol plenty more where that came from....

(That's what she said

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rick with a silent P

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

P for specific