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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In a message its guys who write hit me up. I don't know why but it gives me the icks.

In a profile it's no pictures or multiple pictures of their dick.

In pictures people who send dick pictures that have been taken over the toilet

In real life its guys with poor hygiene. The ones who look like they make no effort what so ever.

What's your instant turn off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op. Call me ?

When I’m all turned on and I can tell they’re not. I just sigh, and out the kettle on.

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block.

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block. "

What he said.

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By *ad boy maverickMan over a year ago

basildon

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they don't like Death in Paradise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys with no humour.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

In person: rotten teeth. I know it's judgemental but it's one of those things I have failed to overcome.

Messages:

1. single man profile pictures that are 95% a woman, 4% background and 1% a tiny tip of a cock or their hand.

2. pictures taken in the bathroom.

3. FAF and nothing else.

4. Calling me 'hun'.

5. 'You're gorgeous' when they haven't seen my face.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If they don't like Death in Paradise."

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys with no humour."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

Me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

Ben Miller.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys who send messages involving the pain they wish to inflict, besides the usual 'Want to make you gag' and 'I'll fuck your brains out' I had; 'I want to fuck you do hard your hip dislocates' - Yeah, because that'll make my knickers fall off for you! Good shout

Anyone wanting me to be their Mum/Aunty

- oh do fuck off

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Random offers of massage.

Random messages at 3am "I'm in a hotel near you"

Just no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys with no humurus.

Oh they are mostly armless.

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

In real life bad teeth or long filthy nails

On here pics of condoms full of jizz

Being pushy or a pest

Being married /attached and playing as a single .

Naked shots with white socks on

No pics or profile text

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh pushiness!!

I like guys that are aloof and take days to reply.

Not actually joking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arrogance, ear licking and warts on the penis.

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan over a year ago

Little clacton

Real life,poor hygiene or people who take a chip without asking

on here,nothing really.lifes too short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cowardice.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

So many things...

Low effort on a social

Can't kiss

Calling me sweetheart, darling, baby, young lady, Princess

Offering money or drugs

Being pushy

Telling me what to wear

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

It's not exactly great tv now is it?

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By *illybeachboyMan over a year ago

Guernsey

Grey underwear.

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By *ociable-NottmCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

In real life, hygiene, hair, nails, teeth, the list could go on…

On here doesn’t really matter most are blocked within 20 miles radius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bad Feet !!!

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Obvious cranks.

"Ooh, nice picture", you think, and open their profile... only to find it's a poorly composed rant about "sheeple", "free thinkers", or – brace yourself — "purebloods" and "the clotshot".

Hammer that block button, folks.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

So many when I think of it but a new one that I've just realised is when a guy talks about unloading. Guy on my local updates has 3 nights and 2 days to unload

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

People who don't respect boundaries x

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Real life,poor hygiene or people who take a chip without asking

on here,nothing really.lifes too short

Someone helped themselves to food off my plate once, I was so close to stabbing his hand with my fork!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Messages from the male half of a couple along the lines of “would love to see you fuck my wife” - No I’m not your performing monkey

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Messages from the male half of a couple along the lines of “would love to see you fuck my wife” - No I’m not your performing monkey "

Well you are an ape so you're at least half way there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Meet me now babe you won’t be disappointed’…. Usually those with 0 verifications, no pics, non supporter/photo verified and no bio on their profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

It's not exactly great tv now is it?"

What is great TV, Doctor?

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By *yourselfMan over a year ago

Heworth

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

Me..."

And me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lies

But "Young lady" comes a close second!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lies

But "Young lady" comes a close second! "

Oh young lady, you’re going the right way to receiving a cock pic’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Offers of marriage!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

It's not exactly great tv now is it?

What is great TV, Doctor?"

The Thick Of It was p.good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“‘Mmmm” = blocked

Phone number = blocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“‘Mmmm” = blocked

Phone number = blocked

What about heehee?,that always worked for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“‘Mmmm” = blocked

Phone number = blocked

What about heehee?,that always worked for me"

I am a fan of MJ. I’ll allow it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmu, OP. you seem nice.

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Offers of marriage! "

But...I already bought the ring...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offers of marriage! "

Mine is the offer of divorce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

It's not exactly great tv now is it?

What is great TV, Doctor?

The Thick Of It was p.good"

Yes. It's the best TV show ever created.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lies

But "Young lady" comes a close second!

Oh young lady, you’re going the right way to receiving a cock pic’

You already sent me yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offers of marriage!

But...I already bought the ring..."

can i pawn it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offers of marriage!

Mine is the offer of divorce. "

Oh I've not had that one.. Now I'm wondering what's wrong with me that I'm not good enough for them to get divorced

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Messages from the male half of a couple along the lines of “would love to see you fuck my wife” - No I’m not your performing monkey "

You do have great rhythm with cymbals though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they don't like Death in Paradise."

Or Murder She Wrote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Messages from the male half of a couple along the lines of “would love to see you fuck my wife” - No I’m not your performing monkey

You do have great rhythm with cymbals though."

^Cymbalism.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"If they don't like Death in Paradise."

Red flags galore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moaning ninnies and fun suckers!!

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By *rettyflamingoWoman over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Being asked if I squirt and then when I reply no they guy will say I’ll get you squirting babe !

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Most of the usual

No pics or 1000 cock shots are the ONLY pics

No bio or bad ones with legal disclaimer shite on it

Poor/barely existent 1st message

Crude esp if violent 1st message

Daddy/mummy/master shite

Excessive barely coherent text speech in message

Their focus on their claim they’re WE/VWE : 1 my ex was VWE probably larger than quite a few on here so I’ve already had the experience 2 I didn’t enjoy it it’s not for me as a preference and ime when that’s what they focus on they’re usually poorly skilled at sex generally

Cheats - not interested it says I’m not interested in my bio so why do you think I’m gonna change my mind???

Arrogance but also false modesty is annoying

Just for starters like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Red flags galore

Exactly. Proceed with caution. And then round them all up at the end and tell them whodunnit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reality tv

All of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lack of punctuation. I'm a huge fan of sentences.

"Hi Im mike 33 clean hung looking for fun you interested xxxxx"

(I made this message up....)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a nightmare then as if I think it irl I'll type it in a text.

I'll Ha, Heehee, Mmmm, Hmmmm, Heh, lol, and will probably remember some others later

Some recent absolute winners I got texted were invitations to DT-til-you-puke play, being bound and covered in his piss, spit and cum.

Each to their own but also not a fan of the bulging cum-filled condoms that look like pus in pics. And I love cum play, but that's grim imho.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Lack of punctuation. I'm a huge fan of sentences.

"Hi Im mike 33 clean hung looking for fun you interested xxxxx"

(I made this profile up....)

I like your honesty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lack of punctuation. I'm a huge fan of sentences.

"Hi Im mike 33 clean hung looking for fun you interested xxxxx"

(I made this profile up....)

I like your honesty

I meant - I made this message up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Moaning ninnies and fun suckers!!

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Moaning ninnies and fun suckers!!

Sorry. "

Do you suck and moan?

*too easy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Guys with no humour.

I'm loaded with humour ..message me

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Lack of punctuation. I'm a huge fan of sentences.

"Hi Im mike 33 clean hung looking for fun you interested xxxxx"

(I made this profile up....)

I like your honesty

I meant - I made this message up!"

I doctored your original post for amusement value.

Sorry

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By *he_massangerMan over a year ago

Stornoway

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!"

That's an odd focus when you have so many other qualities.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lack of punctuation. I'm a huge fan of sentences.

"Hi Im mike 33 clean hung looking for fun you interested xxxxx"

(I made this profile up....)

I like your honesty

I meant - I made this message up!

I doctored your original post for amusement value.

Sorry

Fucker! I didn't even notice. Thought I'd written wrongly.

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By *he_massangerMan over a year ago

Stornoway

"Random offers of massage.

Random messages at 3am "I'm in a hotel near you"

Just no."

I can do 8:30?

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When I don't find his face attractive

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By *mooth Operator 07Man over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!

Yep I totally understand this from a male perspective

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By *he_massangerMan over a year ago

Stornoway

"Guys who send messages involving the pain they wish to inflict, besides the usual 'Want to make you gag' and 'I'll fuck your brains out' I had; 'I want to fuck you do hard your hip dislocates' - Yeah, because that'll make my knickers fall off for you! Good shout

Anyone wanting me to be their Mum/Aunty

- oh do fuck off "

Initially, I thought you must be giving out certain vibes. Looked at your profile and concluded that a lot of guys must be complete dicks.

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By *he_massangerMan over a year ago

Stornoway

"Guys with no humurus.

Oh they are mostly armless."

So good.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan over a year ago

Fife

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!"

What are your thoughts on women who only want to meet black men or look for "BBC"?

No, not the telly channel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!

What are your thoughts on women who only want to meet black men or look for "BBC"?

No, not the telly channel "

My thoughts on this are well documented! Not a fan, a lot of it is rooted in racism!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One word conversations when its like pulling teeth and no conversation flow

Also i suspect im wanted because of having a beautiful penis or because iv been recomended by a friend im not the damn plumber

Also if i feel like a backup plan at any point im either number 1 or your number none

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"People who don't respect boundaries x"

•

Especially horny Cartographers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One word conversations when its like pulling teeth and no conversation flow

Also i suspect im wanted because of having a beautiful penis or because iv been recomended by a friend im not the damn plumber

Also if i feel like a backup plan at any point im either number 1 or your number none "
also bald headed women

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Lies.

But "Young lady" cums a close second! "

•

Old ladies cum first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One word conversations when its like pulling teeth and no conversation flow

Also i suspect im wanted because of having a beautiful penis or because iv been recomended by a friend im not the damn plumber

Also if i feel like a backup plan at any point im either number 1 or your number none also bald headed women "

I feel the same about bald headed men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One word conversations when its like pulling teeth and no conversation flow

Also i suspect im wanted because of having a beautiful penis or because iv been recomended by a friend im not the damn plumber

Also if i feel like a backup plan at any point im either number 1 or your number none also bald headed women

I feel the same about bald headed men

"
so do i

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lies.

But "Young lady" cums a close second!

•

Old ladies cum first?"

"Cum" (vomit)

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By *ungscotsman26Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Bad teeth.

Blank profiles on here asking you for face pics. At least put 1 pic up and get photo verified it's not difficult.

"Couple profiles" where it's just pics of the guy. Clearly looking to play alone and Mrs has no idea.

People messaging me asking if I'm bi or would suck Mr off etc. Despite it being very clear on my profile I'm straight.

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By *ungscotsman26Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bad teeth.

Blank profiles on here asking you for face pics. At least put 1 pic up and get photo verified it's not difficult.

"Couple profiles" where it's just pics of the guy. Clearly looking to play alone and Mrs has no idea.

People messaging me asking if I'm bi or would suck Mr off etc. Despite it being very clear on my profile I'm straight. "

Oh and pictures where the female is bruised/having pain inflicted. Not for me.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan over a year ago

Fife

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!

What are your thoughts on women who only want to meet black men or look for "BBC"?

No, not the telly channel

My thoughts on this are well documented! Not a fan, a lot of it is rooted in racism! "

I've not seen the documents.

Most of itnos rooted in racism. The fetishising of a race of men for two reasons. 1. Because interracial sex is seen as a kink which is in itself racist. 2. Because black men having bigger dicks is the only widely accepted racial stereotype that is perpetuated by black men so women with a pussy like the predator's smile chase the big dick so they can have something touch the sides.

Obviously everyone has things they are attracted to and everyone has preferences and it isn't racist or "phobic" to have a preference. Its the fetish aspect of it; the BBC, the snowbunny, reference to chocolate etc, that I find racist.

The good thing about it is it's easy to avoid these people.

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By *issSexyBootsTV/TS over a year ago

Cardiff

For me it’s a close up picture of a teeny hairy cock in their wife’s panties, absolute gross!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block. "

This guy nailed it 3 reply’s in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!

What are your thoughts on women who only want to meet black men or look for "BBC"?

No, not the telly channel

My thoughts on this are well documented! Not a fan, a lot of it is rooted in racism! "

Yeah I get that and I guess it is definitely very off putting to say the least.

To a lot it’s like a fantasy that they want to tick off and it’s horrible.

I guess it was still

A little strange the looks I had when my first girlfriend was Jamaican and people would stare.

What is it with those people though???

Skin colour/ race/ religion should have no difference now a days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!

What are your thoughts on women who only want to meet black men or look for "BBC"?

No, not the telly channel

My thoughts on this are well documented! Not a fan, a lot of it is rooted in racism!

I've not seen the documents.

The good thing about it is it's easy to avoid these people. "

Yep you nailed it! Having a preference for black men in itself isn’t racist! Seeing black men as ‘taboo’ or more animalistic plays into Jim Crow era tropes depicting black men as savages etc!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone that thinks fab is dial-a-shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nothing winds me up more than going through my messages and people asking for escort services or offering money for a meet!! makes me feel ill!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who expect me to fuck them and be grateful just because they messaged me and picked me as a sexual target like im some blessed thing to be offered sex by a woman sorry to burst your bubbles but dispite the numbers game nonesense but yes girls we do get offers much more often than you think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People like you #youknowwhoyouare and ppl who said youknowwhoyouare and ppl who are contradictory to themselves !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who expect me to fuck them and be grateful just because they messaged me and picked me as a sexual target like im some blessed thing to be offered sex by a woman sorry to burst your bubbles but dispite the numbers game nonesense but yes girls we do get offers much more often than you think "

So that's a no?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Women with little whispy beards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block.

This guy nailed it 3 reply’s in

Errrrr

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

This person has gone UNLOS so I can comment.

He had a profile of his doodah alongside a chicken dinner box and a television remote control.

There was no sky TV remote on the photo.

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East & Europe

"This person has gone UNLOS so I can comment.

He had a profile of his doodah alongside a chicken dinner box and a television remote control.

There was no sky TV remote on the photo.

I would message you if I could for a catch up, unrelated to chicken boxes and remote controls unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys with no humurus.

Oh they are mostly armless.

So good."

Thank you !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Entitled couples that think just because they've messaged me first, that means an instant 'yes" to their sexual advances.

It doesnt. I may be a middle aged, slightly chubby white man, but that doesnt mean I'm desperate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whem they get a bit ya know stabby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Instant turn off, when they write as if who's going to be the Lucky person/s to get to meet them.

Like they're gods gift.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Instant turn off, when they write as if who's going to be the Lucky person/s to get to meet them.

Like they're gods gift. "
sorry im not so much his gift as his loaner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whem they get a bit ya know stabby"

Stabby?

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

On here pics taken off the net and passed off as their own. And arrogance on here and in life outside of here.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Guys with no humurus.

Oh they are mostly armless."

May I shake your hand for such a comment?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys with no humurus.

Oh they are mostly armless.

May I shake your hand for such a comment?!

That's not my hand!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Women with little whispy beards

I have to pluck mine now

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By *lexV16Man over a year ago

Welling

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block.

this is so true

Also ask to meet right now, be grateful she/they messaged me etc.

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

"Guys with no humour.

I'm loaded with humour ..message me

How many days and nights of humour to unload?

(See earlier post about 'unloading')

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Single word messages showing a lack of effort like hi or hello.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Profiles without photos don't work for us.

Also couples' ones without any ladies pics.

Expecting full on meets before any chat takes place, messages like we are down your way on Sunday, any chance of some fun? Er, who are you? Why should we drop our plans to be available for you just because you happen to be nearby?

No thanks.

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

"For me it’s a close up picture of a teeny hairy cock in their wife’s panties, absolute gross! "

It's the target they want beaten!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

“One word conversations when its like pulling teeth and no conversation flow”

Omg yes! This is why my profile is VERY clear on my hatred of this and yet I still get one word - sometimes one LETTER messages!

Nah if you can’t be BOTHERED to make the effort and communicate at this stage I don’t have faith you’ll put in the effort and communicate well sexually.

“Skin colour/ race/ religion should have no difference now a days.”

Unfortunately still a major issue, person I dated “properly” 2 people ago was Ghanaian chap, I’m VERY pale some of the reactions we’d get were plain overtly disgusting but way too many people still stared, gave dirty looks, made stupid comments etc it’s ridiculous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone wanting me to be their Mum/Aunty

- oh do fuck off "

I laughed a little more than I should have reading this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Single word messages showing a lack of effort like hi or hello."

Dia dhuit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heehee

Just no.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heehee

Just no. "

I won’t wear my Michael Jackson Thriller costume this halloween

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heehee

Just no.

I won’t wear my Michael Jackson Thriller costume this halloween

If you do the dance you can.

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By *xTwo4FunTimesxXCouple over a year ago

chester

Stringy cum dripping from a vag.

Hairy and neat is fine but a mass of unkempt pubes is not the best x

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

It's not exactly great tv now is it?

What is great TV, Doctor?

The Thick Of It was p.good

Yes. It's the best TV show ever created."

The Thick of It was crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heehee

Just no.

I won’t wear my Michael Jackson Thriller costume this halloween

If you do the dance you can. "

I can do it. Not very well but that’s never stopped me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stringy cum dripping from a vag.

Hairy and neat is fine but a mass of unkempt pubes is not the best x "

Oh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

It's not exactly great tv now is it?

What is great TV, Doctor?

The Thick Of It was p.good

Yes. It's the best TV show ever created.

The Thick of It was crap.

Delighted you think so.

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By *afksedMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Guys who want to meet me purely for my race and refer to me by my skin colour!"

Exactly this!

Reductionist, dehumanising… like the person who asked for my dick size earlier - there’s a person here too you know!

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By *afksedMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

It's not exactly great tv now is it?

What is great TV, Doctor?

The Thick Of It was p.good

Yes. It's the best TV show ever created.

The Thick of It was crap.

Oh The Thick of It is far from crap sir

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Dick pics with visible smegma or their dick looks like it's been scalded.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

It's not exactly great tv now is it?

What is great TV, Doctor?

The Thick Of It was p.good

Yes. It's the best TV show ever created.

The Thick of It was crap.

You crazy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is really going to be an argument about whether a TV show from a decade ago is crap or not?

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By *afksedMan over a year ago

Birmingham

That sweet sweat nasty smell of someone who hasn’t showered since god knows when…

Literally the smell of detritis

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By *urplePumpkinCouple over a year ago

Evesham

Lumpy cum

Fishy dirty smell

Bad teeth or missing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is really going to be an argument about whether a TV show from a decade ago is crap or not?

It would seem so.

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

"If they don't like Death in Paradise.

Who doesn't like Death in Paradise?

It's not exactly great tv now is it?

What is great TV, Doctor?

The Thick Of It was p.good

Yes. It's the best TV show ever created.

The Thick of It was crap.

You crazy?"

Nope. Just didn't think it was all that. Perhaps it was due to everyone saying how "good" it was.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block. "

Pretty much this although Im not a blocker, I just read a 3 word reply as a not interested so don't pursue it any further

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block.

Pretty much this although Im not a blocker, I just read a 3 word reply as a not interested so don't pursue it any further"

If I reply with 3 words or less, you're boring me.

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By *urplePumpkinCouple over a year ago

Evesham

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block.

Pretty much this although Im not a blocker, I just read a 3 word reply as a not interested so don't pursue it any further

If I reply with 3 words or less, you're boring me. "

Or they haven’t bothered to read profile which pisses me right off so they get a blunt short reply lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block.

Pretty much this although Im not a blocker, I just read a 3 word reply as a not interested so don't pursue it any further

If I reply with 3 words or less, you're boring me.

Or they haven’t bothered to read profile which pisses me right off so they get a blunt short reply lol"

Always read profiles and never message anyone if there is no compatibility and i'm not the type of person they are looking for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block.

Pretty much this although Im not a blocker, I just read a 3 word reply as a not interested so don't pursue it any further

If I reply with 3 words or less, you're boring me.

Or they haven’t bothered to read profile which pisses me right off so they get a blunt short reply lol"

I don't really expect guys to read to be honest.

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

"Zero effort women

Demand pics + a novel first message and respond with 3 words. Instant block. "

I like this. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dick pics with visible smegma or their dick looks like it's been scalded. "

Oh yes the really angry looking red ones

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

Not so much a turn off but amuses me when they say

"I'll be in your area for work or in a hotel close to you next week".

Oh OK so where abouts you working or where is your hotel your going to be at next week?

Well where abouts are you?

You should know mate you just told me your gonna be here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women who describe them selves as hot, attractive, sexy…….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women who describe them selves as hot, attractive, sexy……."

Why is that a turn off for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women who describe them selves as hot, attractive, sexy……."

I'm cold, ugly and frigid. Horny yet??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arrogance - huge turn off.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"People who don't respect boundaries x"

That's a real shame - my pal Vladimir kinda fancies you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrogance - huge turn off. "

But confidence is a turn on! Fine line.

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By *oubieMan over a year ago

Crayford

The looking for age range annoys me when people say they are looking for 18 to 99- are they really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrogance - huge turn off.

But confidence is a turn on! Fine line. "

Oh fully agree there, is a very fine line and confidence is great. Hard to get the right balance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrogance - huge turn off.

But confidence is a turn on! Fine line.

Oh fully agree there, is a very fine line and confidence is great. Hard to get the right balance. "

It also depends which sex you are, at least in my experience.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan over a year ago

Fife

"Women who describe them selves as hot, attractive, sexy…….

Why is that a turn off for you? "

It maybe comes across as conceited to them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who display arrogance

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan over a year ago

Fife

Hypocrites

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The looking for age range annoys me when people say they are looking for 18 to 99- are they really?"

Yah I often wonder the same

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By *rlandoMan over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

women who moan about dick pics .

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By *urplePumpkinCouple over a year ago

Evesham

Men who go on and on and on after you say no thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men who go on and on and on after you say no thank you! "

There a lot of them

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By *rpeggioCouple over a year ago

Baughurst

"...Oh and pictures where the female is bruised/having pain inflicted. Not for me. "

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By *ornLordMan over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

In a profile - pics where I can see their next movement or their latest deposit.

In a message - well, theoretically - text speak or other illiteracy.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

One worded answers

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Profiles with "no pic no reply" even though they have not one pic up themselves, anytime I look at one of them profiles I think What a pile of shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men who moan about women

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By *lim_funMan over a year ago

Hebden bridge

No effort conversation- trying to summarise if you are compatible with one way questions. I'm happy to take the lead but I've had people ask why I'm not interested after basically talking to myself

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"No effort conversation- trying to summarise if you are compatible with one way questions. I'm happy to take the lead but I've had people ask why I'm not interested after basically talking to myself "

I would also like to add. The type of conversation where you’re trying to keep it going and they would say your quite needy. Yeah but I would say I’m trying to keep the conversation going and nothing is going on. In

the word a slap in the forehead moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone that does rubbish first messages like mine ????

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By *lim_funMan over a year ago

Hebden bridge

"No effort conversation- trying to summarise if you are compatible with one way questions. I'm happy to take the lead but I've had people ask why I'm not interested after basically talking to myself

the word a slap in the forehead moment

"
I hear you, hard to read into. I try to get out before then, life's too short to be one sided/non receptive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not shallow person in general but I do think hygiene is a huge importance so bad breath or body odour is a deal breaker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me personally, "What do you do?".

It is a simple question that seems innocuous on the surface in Muggle life, but has no bearing on fab life what so ever.

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By *itch and scratchyCouple over a year ago

Pontefract

Zero effort.

Poor hygiene

The smell of Cigarettes yukyuk.

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By *scanioMan over a year ago

Runcorn

Absolutely, then hoops to jump through..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For me personally, "What do you do?".

It is a simple question that seems innocuous on the surface in Muggle life, but has no bearing on fab life what so ever."

Maybe it's just a conversation opener. I get this question a lot.

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