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If you had to: Would you rather give Boris Johnson a handjob, or eat a Kangaroo bollock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s an important question

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By *une111Couple over a year ago

Stockport

Kangaroo no question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No good has ever come from giving any kind of job to Boris Johnson.

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By *ltrMan over a year ago

sheffield

Kangaroo bollock fried and double dipped please

No Boris for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I,d give Boris Johnson the handjob.....

I like Kangaroos xx

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

I’d roll that bollock in bbq sauce and Wolf it down

The kangaroos bollock not Boris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BJ to Boris - that would give me the opportunity to squeeze his pups till he couldn’t stand the pain - like he and his merry band have been doing to the rest of U.K.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BJ to Boris - that would give me the opportunity to squeeze his pups till he couldn’t stand the pain - like he and his merry band have been doing to the rest of U.K.

That was meant to be “pips”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get me a plane ticket and a knife and fork

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Sautéed?

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By *heaspieswingerMan over a year ago

Peak District

As vegans, this is like bloody Sophie’s Choice…

But isn’t Johnson already a kangaroo bollock?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'd wash Boris' bollocks down with a nice chianti and give the Kanga a handjob.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No good has ever come from giving any kind of job to Boris Johnson."

Ha. Nice

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By *ister CMan over a year ago

liverpool

Not a fair question in my opinion.

Gay vegans are clearly at an advantage over others.

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By *he Private PhotographerMan over a year ago

chester

Knife and fork at the ready

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I eat one of boris's bollox instead...cooked of course...with a glass of chianti

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By *inky_CarpenterMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'd love nothing more than to get my hands on his cock and balls!

Grab, squeeze, twist and pull....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Kangaroo, any day

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

What’s that skippy?… You don’t want me to eat your bollock?…. That’s a shame mate, but I’m still not wanking off that horrible cunt

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Kangaroo tastes like lean peppery beef. I'm in.

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

Rather eat a double helping, if it means not wanking off that twat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor kangaroo

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By *eisty LadyWoman over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Wow no contest, I’d love a bit of Boris

Definitely floats my boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give BO JO a hand job and sell the story to the daily mail.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I seriously wonder about the people here sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I choose a public service just get me in a room with boris

He wont like my version of a hand job but il do my best to make sure my oldest friend who died of covid enjoys it a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *atfuckerbristolMan over a year ago

Wells

You can do all kinds of chef-type stuff to disguise the fact you’re eating tough old testicles. Boris is much more difficult to make palatable.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd gladly give Bojo a hand job.

Wearing custom made gloves covered in broken glass, sandpaper, battery acid and a sample of the ebola virus.

Would be my absolute pleasure.....

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By *arcosaMan over a year ago

London

I'd like to do both, puh-leeese.

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