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Do seagulls get a bad press
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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago
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You can't move for the cunts where I live, in the town centre they'll happily attack in droves for the last bite of your Greg's sausage roll. Few years ago my ex was accosted by one, it waited for her Chinese chicken baguette to be unwrapped before it flapped like fuck in her face to distract her, then yoinked said filled French bread item right out her hands |
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"You can't move for the cunts where I live, in the town centre they'll happily attack in droves for the last bite of your Greg's sausage roll. Few years ago my ex was accosted by one, it waited for her Chinese chicken baguette to be unwrapped before it flapped like fuck in her face to distract her, then yoinked said filled French bread item right out her hands"
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I live next to the sea. Seagulls are just flying rats that will eat anything. My son saw a pigeon being snatched out of the air by a seagull and another one chased a pigeon into a shop where he worked.
Unfortunately they are protected and can’t be culled. They are even worse when they are protecting a nest and will attack you. |
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"You can't move for the cunts where I live, in the town centre they'll happily attack in droves for the last bite of your Greg's sausage roll. Few years ago my ex was accosted by one, it waited for her Chinese chicken baguette to be unwrapped before it flapped like fuck in her face to distract her, then yoinked said filled French bread item right out her hands"
A chinese chicken baguette sounds nice |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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If people weren't such scummy bastards leaving rubbish and half eaten fish & chip bags/kebabs all down the seafront round here they probably wouldn't be dive bombing every passing pedestrian.
Seagull attacks are a man made problem.
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"I live next to the sea. Seagulls are just flying rats that will eat anything. My son saw a pigeon being snatched out of the air by a seagull and another one chased a pigeon into a shop where he worked.
Unfortunately they are protected and can’t be culled. They are even worse when they are protecting a nest and will attack you. "
Yes I've seen them dive bomb a child's head and the parent too, even small dogs are not safe...I think it was a Yorkshire Terrier that got snatched out of a garden and sadly never seen again  There's way too many of them to be effected by a cull. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They nest on my roof every year, so not only do I get to listen to them wailing at all hours... I also run the gauntlet of being dive bombed by them whenever I want to leave the house once their babies are out the nest and wondering around at my front door. |
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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago
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"If people weren't such scummy bastards leaving rubbish and half eaten fish & chip bags/kebabs all down the seafront round here they probably wouldn't be dive bombing every passing pedestrian.
Seagull attacks are a man made problem.
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This was one of the major issues in my town centre, few years ago they passed a local bylaw or some shit about making it illegal to feed them. All that did was make them spread out from the town centre to the suburban areas around it, now they're everywhere, I've seen more run over on roads in town than I have any other roadkill combined |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love a couple miles from the sea and don't seem to get any near me which is great. I think it's the buzzards,harriers, sparrow hawks and owls that live in the wildlife area behind my house that help that one though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rats of the sea....
My neighbour throws scraps out so they are a pest here.
Make a hell of a mess of any bin who's lid isn't down tight too  "
Its becoming a problem here in Scotland they’re tearing trash bags in the street,They’ve doubled in size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy I worked with couldn't get out of his house because one nested with young across the way and attacked, properly dive bombed and pecked at him, if he opened the door. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Were I live there are a lot of sides say do not feed the seagulls. As they have become a menace. They will steal food the food right out of your hand.
Flying rats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not by the sea but we get loads here. My neighbours feed them bread. ..
That's like feeding rats on your doorstep..."
The seagulls where I am eat the rats |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am not by the sea but we get loads here. My neighbours feed them bread. ..
That's like feeding rats on your doorstep...
The seagulls where I am eat the rats
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The rats don't shit all over the house and car...or scream throughout the night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fucking hate them! And now I'm coastal I can't seem to escape from the fuckers. I've got into too many fights with them since moving here. I've never known another cunt bird like them.
I like pigeons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nasty f***ears are seagulls
Regularly see them stealing a persons lunch down Liverpool pier head where I work.
I think they got meaner during covid and the lack of regular supply of fried foods |
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There was a scruffy juvenile gull on my roof a few of weeks ago, must have flew across the street from it's nest on the flats opposite. Everytime I set foot out in the back garden to do anything, the parents went nuts, divebombing & screaming but they couldn't get near due to washing lines & walls stopping their swoops.
There's none on my roof now, they really didn't like the red laser pen being shone at them, sadistic amusement but no harm done, they soon got the message! |
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