FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > What makes a pussy so irresistible?
What makes a pussy so irresistible?
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape 
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders."
This is a tad disturbing |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.
This is a tad disturbing "
Apparently true. I’m not googling it though. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.
This is a tad disturbing
Apparently true. I’m not googling it though. "
I'm gonna have to |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.
This is a tad disturbing
Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.
I'm gonna have to"
You can keep me updated. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.
This is a tad disturbing
Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.
I'm gonna have to
You can keep me updated. "
It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.
I don't like pussies anymore. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.
This is a tad disturbing
Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.
I'm gonna have to
You can keep me updated.
It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.
I don't like pussies anymore. "
I caved and googled it. A male cat can last up to 95 minutes. First of all that’s impressive but 95 minute jabbing at the flaps with a spiked cock must be painful for the female. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Biology...you are just designed by nature to find it irresistible so the species can continue  "
That same biology, however, programs women to find the male appendage unattractive so how does that work! I should know better at my age to ask the unanswerable but just contemplating the mysteries of life. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Biology...you are just designed by nature to find it irresistible so the species can continue
That same biology, however, programs women to find the male appendage unattractive so how does that work! I should know better at my age to ask the unanswerable but just contemplating the mysteries of life."
Is this actually true? Because it explains a lot. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Biology...you are just designed by nature to find it irresistible so the species can continue
That same biology, however, programs women to find the male appendage unattractive so how does that work! I should know better at my age to ask the unanswerable but just contemplating the mysteries of life.
Is this actually true? Because it explains a lot. "
It’s clear from most of the female profiles that cocks are infinitely resistible so I’m confounded by the whole conundrum |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.
This is a tad disturbing
Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.
I'm gonna have to
You can keep me updated.
It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.
I don't like pussies anymore.
I caved and googled it. A male cat can last up to 95 minutes. First of all that’s impressive but 95 minute jabbing at the flaps with a spiked cock must be painful for the female."
Apparently men penis is special too. Google “why is penis shaped like that” |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.
This is a tad disturbing
Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.
I'm gonna have to
You can keep me updated.
It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.
I don't like pussies anymore.
I caved and googled it. A male cat can last up to 95 minutes. First of all that’s impressive but 95 minute jabbing at the flaps with a spiked cock must be painful for the female.
Apparently men penis is special too. Google “why is penis shaped like that” "
I actually know this one. It’s to dig out other blokes spunk to impregnate a woman. It makes sense when you think of why most of us are on this website  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape
So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.
This is a tad disturbing
Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.
I'm gonna have to
You can keep me updated.
It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.
I don't like pussies anymore.
I caved and googled it. A male cat can last up to 95 minutes. First of all that’s impressive but 95 minute jabbing at the flaps with a spiked cock must be painful for the female.
Apparently men penis is special too. Google “why is penis shaped like that”
I actually know this one. It’s to dig out other blokes spunk to impregnate a woman. It makes sense when you think of why most of us are on this website "
Nature is wonderful :D |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Been trying to rationalise the question above & would be interested to hear your opinions."
I remember reading that we’re genetically programmed to respond to pink colours, as a basic survival strategy, because Berries and high sugar foods are that colour (if I remember correctly) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"And don't ask about ducks 
I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"  "
Pasta? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"And don't ask about ducks
I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"
About their twirly willies ? "
The twirliness is just the start! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"And don't ask about ducks
I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"
About their twirly willies ?
The twirliness is just the start! "
Looks like girl power pulled through in the end! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"And don't ask about ducks
I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"
Aren't dolphins a bit naughty too? "
Male dolphins show their willies to each other for manly bonding  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
