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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What things should never ever be done.
1. Do t send explicit pictures eg. Dick pick or foofs in the 1st message…read the room! 
2. Don’t every ever ever stand between two guys in a gent urinal. … just leave, or do you hair in the mirror! Leave a space, it’s the instinctive toilet law!
-*number 2 rule was broken today with a guy. 
So please add things to this thread of other things you would never do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When are you shopping don't blockade the isle with your trolley.
When you are talking to someone in a shop stand to the side and not right in the centre or a tight corridor.
When you are walking with someone don't batter through everyone else
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't you pee in the middle urinal 
What if its a trough.. Is it bad form to cross pee  "
If yours and other mans pee touches,married to other man you must become |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Why can't you pee in the middle urinal
What if its a trough.. Is it bad form to cross pee
If yours and other mans pee touches,married to other man you must become "
That's an expensive pee! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What things should never ever be done.
1. Do t send explicit pictures eg. Dick pick or foofs in the 1st message…read the room!
2. Don’t every ever ever stand between two guys in a gent urinal. … just leave, or do you hair in the mirror! Leave a space, it’s the instinctive toilet law!
-*number 2 rule was broken today with a guy.
So please add things to this thread of other things you would never do. "
Nothing wrong with breaking rule 1 unless a profile specifically states not to. Some people are keen to see them.
However.
Never send a message to a couple along the lines of "Hello sexy, what are you up to tonight?2
Because if you do? Prepare to have to piss ripped thoroughly by the male half of the couple in a very long, wordy response rambling on in graphic details about removing ingrowing hairs from ball sacks or plucking hairy toes, instead of the wank bank material you seek.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What things should never ever be done.
1. Do t send explicit pictures eg. Dick pick or foofs in the 1st message…read the room!
2. Don’t every ever ever stand between two guys in a gent urinal. … just leave, or do you hair in the mirror! Leave a space, it’s the instinctive toilet law!
-*number 2 rule was broken today with a guy.
So please add things to this thread of other things you would never do.
Nothing wrong with breaking rule 1 unless a profile specifically states not to. Some people are keen to see them.
However.
Never send a message to a couple along the lines of "Hello sexy, what are you up to tonight?2
Because if you do? Prepare to have to piss ripped thoroughly by the male half of the couple in a very long, wordy response rambling on in graphic details about removing ingrowing hairs from ball sacks or plucking hairy toes, instead of the wank bank material you seek.
A"
The only time rule 1 should be broken is if a profile specifically asks for them. Omittance does not equal approval |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never, ever, say heehee when you're trying to be all sexy and shit.
Haha…..wait, did I just make things worse,  "
Haha is better than lol, heehee is just not acceptable under any circumstances. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never, ever, say heehee when you're trying to be all sexy and shit.
Haha…..wait, did I just make things worse,
Haha is better than lol, heehee is just not acceptable under any circumstances. "
It is acceptable to me when I want to scare off women from meeting me. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What things should never ever be done.
1. Do t send explicit pictures eg. Dick pick or foofs in the 1st message…read the room!
2. Don’t every ever ever stand between two guys in a gent urinal. … just leave, or do you hair in the mirror! Leave a space, it’s the instinctive toilet law!
-*number 2 rule was broken today with a guy.
So please add things to this thread of other things you would never do.
Nothing wrong with breaking rule 1 unless a profile specifically states not to. Some people are keen to see them.
However.
Never send a message to a couple along the lines of "Hello sexy, what are you up to tonight?2
Because if you do? Prepare to have to piss ripped thoroughly by the male half of the couple in a very long, wordy response rambling on in graphic details about removing ingrowing hairs from ball sacks or plucking hairy toes, instead of the wank bank material you seek.
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The only time rule 1 should be broken is if a profile specifically asks for them. Omittance does not equal approval "
Nor does omittance mean disapproval.
Sure - the 'forum majority' frequently state otherwise, but 95% of site users don't use them and back when I was a single guy it never did me any harm.
Of course there are 'attractive' genital shots and ones that look like they've had a grand piano dropped on them from a great height. So it's important to recognise if it's likely to benefit or hinder you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never, ever, say heehee when you're trying to be all sexy and shit.
Haha…..wait, did I just make things worse,
Haha is better than lol, heehee is just not acceptable under any circumstances. "
By the way, - *You’re acceptable under my circumstances 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why can't you pee in the middle urinal
What if its a trough.. Is it bad form to cross pee
Is it like ghostbusters and you should never cross the streams..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't you pee in the middle urinal
What if its a trough.. Is it bad form to cross pee
If yours and other mans pee touches,married to other man you must become "
Wait is there a guy code.. How do you learn this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't you pee in the middle urinal
What if its a trough.. Is it bad form to cross pee
Is it like ghostbusters and you should never cross the streams..."
omg how fun would that be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why can't you pee in the middle urinal
What if its a trough.. Is it bad form to cross pee
If yours and other mans pee touches,married to other man you must become
Wait is there a guy code.. How do you learn this "
It’s instinct. Passed down through our genes. |
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Don’t stop at the top/bottom of the stairs in shops. Definitely don’t stop at the top/bottom of escalators.
Don’t stand in doorways.
Don’t stand and watch someone else struggle; help, or at least offer to. |
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1.Never assume sticking your tongue down someone's throat is allowed what ever happened to nicely light kissing and smooches and building upto hard passionate kisses ??
2.Warm up the oven (turn her on) before preceeding any further it can be very sore and not pleasant it's all meant to be pleasurable...no??
3.Don't assume that cause she hasn't mentioned condoms that means you can proceed trying to stick it in anywhere without even stopping to ask...its called be respectful and having manners...
4.Do however take your flipping time and make it pleasurable and if you cum too quick make sure she gets something out of the experience too....again it's only manners...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never stick your tongue in your womans ear.. you're not a labrador pack it in.
What about nibbling on earlobes?"
Nibbling and sensual kisses are great...
It's being able to hear every minute wet sound if a tongue delves in your ear itself like they're licking the last bit of dessert off a spoon |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Do not share others people's personal info on here. It's not your place to make that decision .
Don't jump through hoops in order to chat to others. Changes are they won't chat or meet anyhow even if you do.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never stick your tongue in your womans ear.. you're not a labrador pack it in.
What about nibbling on earlobes?
Nibbling and sensual kisses are great...
It's being able to hear every minute wet sound if a tongue delves in your ear itself like they're licking the last bit of dessert off a spoon"
It makes me go tingly as fuck, it's like I want it to stop and continue at the same time |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do not share others people's personal info on here. It's not your place to make that decision .
Don't jump through hoops in order to chat to others. Changes are they won't chat or meet anyhow even if you do.
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Yes! This |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Don't just stop in the middle of a supermarket aisle because Brenda has to tell you about how her son got into uni. People are there to shop!"
Amen to that… the one good thing I will ever say about covid was one way shopping aisles!!! |
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