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Nora’s secret services F&B edition.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you got something you're dying to say?
Too shy to mail your crush?
Just wanna pay someone a compliment?
Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?
Send me your message and I'll post it here
I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.
Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel list.
I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message.
However, they will be real messages and fake ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.
No one will be left behind ! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 flirting threads!
I'm in, twice! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nora the explorer a dream boat asked me if you’d like to explore his lacting rectum ?
From inevitable  |
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"Nora the explorer a dream boat asked me if you’d like to explore his lacting rectum ?
From inevitable "
Again?? I’m still in therapy from last time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell NotSoPosh: "I'm sorry I've ignored your Telegram messages".
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell CoyoteUgly That she ain’t that ugly but she does squat on dick like coyotes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell NotSoPosh that I have a runny nose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you declaring fakes F&B?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you ask Mayor_of_Manchester if it is true that he is an active bank professional and discreet gangbanger ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you declaring fakes F&B? "
Not this time ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please tell coyote that I want to take her lead and lead her astray |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you tell Mellrose that I’d love to spunk in an ashtray while she watches and sing to me ‘push it to the limit’. |
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"Please tell coyote that I want to take her lead and lead her ashtray"
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Ashtray? Are cigars on the cards?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you ask Mayor_of_Manchester if it is true that he is an active bank professional and discreet gangbanger ? "
I am it is true and also I have a sideline in coco pops |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Tell NotSoPosh: "I'm sorry I've ignored your Telegram messages".
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I've sent Telegram messages?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell coyote that I want to take her lead and lead her astray"
You'd have to lead me pretty far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you declaring fakes F&B?
Not this time ! "
 I'm not in then... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell CoyoteUgly That she ain’t that ugly but she does squat on dick like coyotes "
Squats are great for the glutes. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Tell NotSoPosh that I have a runny nose. "
Jeez Nora! |
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"Tell NotSoPosh that I have a runny nose.
Jeez Nora!"
Haha that wasn’t me . It’s not my nose that’s runny! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you tell Mtm2 that I have printed her profile picture to fuck it later on xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell Mellrose that I’d love to spunk in an ashtray while she watches and sing to me ‘push it to the limit’. "
I can’t feckin sing |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Tell NotSoPosh that I have a runny nose.
Jeez Nora!
Haha that wasn’t me . It’s not my nose that’s runny!"
Um...
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
Oh another one...I shall partake here as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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KnightsoftheCoffeeTable please could make me a coffee but roast the coffee beans in both your anuses, many thanks.
For a polite guy apparently
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you tell m2m that she is insanely hot and close, we should definitely find a quiet bar if she’s game |
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"Tell NotSoPosh that I have a runny nose.
Jeez Nora!
Haha that wasn’t me . It’s not my nose that’s runny!
Um...
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Haha. Even I didn’t think it was possible to lower the tone of one of F&B’s threads |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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_tephanj Your older penis would look good in my younger hole x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Tell NotSoPosh that I have a runny nose.
Jeez Nora!
Haha that wasn’t me . It’s not my nose that’s runny!
Um...
Haha. Even I didn’t think it was possible to lower the tone of one of F&B’s threads "
It's a gift! |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
"_tephanj Your older penis would look good in my younger hole x"
Not too young I hope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where’s Nora?
I’m in.  |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
Please tell F & B that im sad he doesn't want to gp round the bins anymore and that he's really changed since Amsterdam.
Fae |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you please tell ThatDancingGuyOnFab that I’d bet his feet smell neroli and patchouli |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Tasty tatsy holds his cock in his lovely hand gives me shivers ! Mind you I am in Iceland doing my shopping |
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Is it this thread or the other one that will get norks pictures sent to me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora the explorer a dream boat asked me if you’d like to explore his lacting rectum ?
From inevitable "
What happened to anonymous
In btw |
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"The Tasty tatsy holds his cock in his lovely hand gives me shivers ! Mind you I am in Iceland doing my shopping"
We can always swap I will hold your shopping while you hold my cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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adam1979d Your good morning picture made me hungry yet I had plenty of sausages at this morning gangbang |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nora the explorer a dream boat asked me if you’d like to explore his lacting rectum ?
From inevitable
What happened to anonymous
In btw"
He requested me to mention his name. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please tell F & B that im sad he doesn't want to gp round the bins anymore and that he's really changed since Amsterdam.
Fae"
You don’t answer my call anymore ! Mind you for that I would have to call you first ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Monkeynut Stop hoping and hop in my car so I could empty my nut on your beautiful tits x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you tell mr Sprout that he is like Brussels sprouts to me, he makes my anus shivers. |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"Could you please tell ThatDancingGuyOnFab that I’d bet his feet smell neroli and patchouli "
thank you...I think  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Woody B I heard that your balls are full of cum ? If it is true meet me at the gloryhole !
Signed your secret admirer on fubar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora the explorer a dream boat asked me if you’d like to explore his lacting rectum ?
From inevitable
What happened to anonymous
In btw
He requested me to mention his name. "
Ahhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't know who's on the thread but if any hot beard tattoo guys about please can they enter my box.
Thanks.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hovis Waffle
May I have you with whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Adam1971 You don’t like you’ve been born in 1971 dream boat ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hovis Waffle
May I have you with whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce?"
only if the cream starts off unwhipped  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Helle777 Let me fuck your belly button while I am
Kissing your neck please ?
(Praying hands emoji) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you tell Nell Gwyn to give me back my foreskin I need it to keep my bell end cheesy and greasy ! That vagina is ferocious ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Helle777 Let me fuck your belly button while I am
Kissing your neck please ?
(Praying hands emoji) "
That's a new one.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hovis Waffle
May I have you with whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce?only if the cream starts off unwhipped "
The original poster said that she’d like you to butterchurn her ass.
(Pouring milk into her anal canal and pound her as hard as you can to make butter out of it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell Nell Gwyn to give me back my foreskin I need it to keep my bell end cheesy and greasy ! That vagina is ferocious ! "
I'll post it once I've picked the shreds from between my teeth |
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"Adam1971 You don’t like you’ve been born in 1971 dream boat ! "
Thank you whoever said that, it’s very kind. I do have a punishing moisturising regime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Helle777 Let me fuck your belly button while I am
Kissing your neck please ?
(Praying hands emoji)
That's a new one...."
He must be really short or very small I'm getting bad back thinking about doing it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you tell me (The Pimpernel) that someone can't wait to nosh my bum.
This will make it seem like I'm a real catch and others will join in the trend.
Thanks old boy. |
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"Hovis Waffle
May I have you with whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce?only if the cream starts off unwhipped
The original poster said that she’d like you to butterchurn her ass.
(Pouring milk into her anal canal and pound her as hard as you can to make butter out of it) "
. This is so much better than my secret service |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you tell me (The Pimpernel) that someone can't wait to nosh my bum.
This will make it seem like I'm a real catch and others will join in the trend.
Thanks old boy."
That man wasn’t in by the way ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"adam1979d Your good morning picture made me hungry yet I had plenty of sausages at this morning gangbang"
Jealous much |
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Hi F&B, could you let F&B know that I'll pop around for my camera on Wednesday, possibly after 2pm, as I left it there during our 'tell me jokes while I sit on your stupid face' photoshoot?
Keep up the good work, F&B
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell thatdancingguy dude I'll smudge his make up, and not with my hands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hovis Waffle
May I have you with whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce?only if the cream starts off unwhipped
The original poster said that she’d like you to butterchurn her ass.
(Pouring milk into her anal canal and pound her as hard as you can to make butter out of it) "
Battered arse? May take off in the chippy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi F&B, could you let F&B know that I'll pop around for my camera on Wednesday, possibly after 2pm, as I left it there during our 'tell me jokes while I sit on your stupid face' photoshoot?
Keep up the good work, F&B
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I’ll charge the battery with my anus don’t you worry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Room for a little one?! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hovis Waffle
May I have you with whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce?only if the cream starts off unwhipped
The original poster said that she’d like you to butterchurn her ass.
(Pouring milk into her anal canal and pound her as hard as you can to make butter out of it)
. This is so much better than my secret service "
Oh my God! I'm dying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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I'll risk joining in this one too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hovis Waffle
May I have you with whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce?only if the cream starts off unwhipped
The original poster said that she’d like you to butterchurn her ass.
(Pouring milk into her anal canal and pound her as hard as you can to make butter out of it) "
I'd prefer to use sugar and egg white. But then I'm meringue 'un. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nicune Can have my holes if he takes me to hols! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In. Please nobody be horrible. My emotions can't take it today  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please tell
Coyote, I fantasise about being inside you twice …
Ta. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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duty_the_booty If I’d spot you at the swimming pool with your suit on, I’d melt like an ice cube in front of a Mexican barbecue ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi F&B, could you let F&B know that I'll pop around for my camera on Wednesday, possibly after 2pm, as I left it there during our 'tell me jokes while I sit on your stupid face' photoshoot?
Keep up the good work, F&B
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I thought that was our thing man. |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"Tell thatdancingguy dude I'll smudge his make up, and not with my hands."
And what would they use |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hovis Waffle
May I have you with whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce?only if the cream starts off unwhipped
The original poster said that she’d like you to butterchurn her ass.
(Pouring milk into her anal canal and pound her as hard as you can to make butter out of it)
. This is so much better than my secret service
Oh my God! I'm dying "
You’ll die with butter running out your ass
Cause of death chief ? She has been butterchurned by a big cocked guy with a lot of stamina ! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hovis Waffle
May I have you with whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce?only if the cream starts off unwhipped
The original poster said that she’d like you to butterchurn her ass.
(Pouring milk into her anal canal and pound her as hard as you can to make butter out of it)
. This is so much better than my secret service
Oh my God! I'm dying
You’ll die with butter running out your ass
Cause of death chief ? She has been butterchurned by a big cocked guy with a lot of stamina ! "
F&B. I love you.
(I'm a little scared of your imagination though) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woody B I heard that your balls are full of cum ? If it is true meet me at the gloryhole !
Signed your secret admirer on fubar. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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midnight I’d do you at midday too
But leave me alone during the afternoon because I love having a bap and a coffee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A message for Nora please - I’ve seen where I want to go for my holiday, in the soft, warm, slightly sweaty bit of your cleavage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please tell duty the boots that there's no way I believe her story about being a virgin given she's from The Port |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you ask midnight if she has room for a little one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rickshawed Id like to put my manhood in one of you. Any one of you will do as long as you swear on my mum’s life that you like marmite. |
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"A message for Nora please - I’ve seen where I want to go for my holiday, in the soft, warm, slightly sweaty bit of your cleavage "
Come on. Jump in. Watch out for any crumbs or random sweets. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For lurkers, if you join in Nora will suck your penises
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lurkers, if you join in Nora will suck your penises
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What do the ladies get 5 |
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"For lurkers, if you join in Nora will suck your penises
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. Like a dyson |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For lurkers, if you join in Nora will suck your penises
What do the ladies get 5 "
The original poster hasn’t said anything about it. I’ll ask |
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"For lurkers, if you join in Nora will suck your penises
What do the ladies get 5 "
Anything you want |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Caffeine Dusk Sticks your guitar inside my vagina for a minute please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For lurkers, if you join in Nora will suck your penises
What do the ladies get 5
The original poster hasn’t said anything about it. I’ll ask "
She would clean your intestines with her mouth like a proctologist would do with his stain probe. |
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"Rickshawed Id like to put my manhood in one of you. Any one of you will do as long as you swear on my mum’s life that you like marmite. "
I'll tell the husband to lube up - I can't stand marmite |
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"For lurkers, if you join in Nora will suck your penises
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I can confirm this is 100% true |
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"For lurkers, if you join in Nora will suck your penises
What do the ladies get 5
The original poster hasn’t said anything about it. I’ll ask
She would clean your intestines with her mouth like a proctologist would do with his stain probe. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lurkers, if you join in Nora will suck your penises
What do the ladies get 5
The original poster hasn’t said anything about it. I’ll ask
She would clean your intestines with her mouth like a proctologist would do with his stain probe. "
Holy fuck |
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Could someone please ask F and B, next time he slips his finger up my nipsey could he please cut his nails first.
Thats asking for a friend obviously.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Keyser_Soze the last time you said In for a bit, you dipped your tip inside my … I don’t have any rhymes sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"duty_the_booty If I’d spot you at the swimming pool with your suit on, I’d melt like an ice cube in front of a Mexican barbecue ! "
I'll swap the suit for a Mexican hat if you drink the hot sauce |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello!! I don't think we've talked before
So I'm even sorrier that this is for the thread
Please tell Posh that I'd like to put her on a stretching rack and give her a good crack
Thanks |
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over a year ago
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"Keyser_Soze the last time you said In for a bit, you dipped your tip inside my … I don’t have any rhymes sorry "
You promised you’d never tell anybody.  |
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over a year ago
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"duty_the_booty If I’d spot you at the swimming pool with your suit on, I’d melt like an ice cube in front of a Mexican barbecue !
I'll swap the suit for a Mexican hat if you drink the hot sauce "
He said that if he does he will get diarrhoea and you’ll think he is a crappy loser. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hello!! I don't think we've talked before
So I'm even sorrier that this is for the thread
Please tell Posh that I'd like to put her on a stretching rack and give her a good crack
Thanks "
Well mystery person... you say the sexiest things.
I'm in. Definitely. Let's do it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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duchessb Even if you don’t like cut cock I’d love to rub it against your earlobes x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell duty the boots that there's no way I believe her story about being a virgin given she's from The Port"
It's true. I only ever do it standing up so it doesn't count |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi!
Can you tell CoyoteUgly if I were a Roadrunner I'd let her catch me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could someone please ask F and B, next time he slips his finger up my nipsey could he please cut his nails first.
Thats asking for a friend obviously.
Winston"
Sorry winston but I lost my nail clippers and my dignity in an anus at Asda the day before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"duty_the_booty If I’d spot you at the swimming pool with your suit on, I’d melt like an ice cube in front of a Mexican barbecue !
I'll swap the suit for a Mexican hat if you drink the hot sauce
He said that if he does he will get diarrhoea and you’ll think he is a crappy loser. "
I'm talking only a small mouthful...not the whole bottle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dirtydevil666 I love your knickers x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"duchessb Even if you don’t like cut cock I’d love to rub it against your earlobes x "
Lol someone’s been paying attention to my forum posts |
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"Dirtydevil666 I love your knickers x"
Thanks very much whoever you are.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"duty_the_booty If I’d spot you at the swimming pool with your suit on, I’d melt like an ice cube in front of a Mexican barbecue !
I'll swap the suit for a Mexican hat if you drink the hot sauce
He said that if he does he will get diarrhoea and you’ll think he is a crappy loser.
I'm talking only a small mouthful...not the whole bottle "
For you he will do it but make sure a toilet and a bidet are nearby just in case |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"duchessb Even if you don’t like cut cock I’d love to rub it against your earlobes x
Lol someone’s been paying attention to my forum posts "
Or to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi!
Can you tell CoyoteUgly if I were a Roadrunner I'd let her catch me"
Meep meep |
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I'm in for some unadulterated adoration.failing that, I'll take filth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"duchessb Even if you don’t like cut cock I’d love to rub it against your earlobes x
Lol someone’s been paying attention to my forum posts "
lol hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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WildmanYorks I’d love to rub my dirty vagina on your nose x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"duchessb Even if you don’t like cut cock I’d love to rub it against your earlobes x
Lol someone’s been paying attention to my forum posts
Or to you"
I wonder who it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Red Volupta Those dirty tits would look good around my filthy mouth x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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TattooedTess I know you love big penises but Please let me flick your bean with my small tool ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wonko the Great I missed you and hope that our path will cross in the forest where I go dogging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TattooedTess I know you love big penises but Please let me flick your bean with my small tool ? "
Love is such a strong word |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you please tell Mrs KnightsoftheCoffeeTable that she doesn't need to keep pestering me, I Will meet her round the back of the Scarborough Taps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For Nelly G please
Good things come in small packages, you are a super sexy small package and I’d like to cum in you
Was this you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in, what's the worst that could happen lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi.
I've never replied to this before but could you tell F&B that I'd like to see some sort of competition where duchessb and CoyoteUgly felch what they can out of his anus and then spit it into a pint glass.
Biggest volume wins. |
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"KnightsoftheCoffeeTable please could make me a coffee but roast the coffee beans in both your anuses, many thanks.
For a polite guy apparently
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Sure, anything for a polite guy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi.
I've never replied to this before but could you tell F&B that I'd like to see some sort of competition where duchessb and CoyoteUgly felch what they can out of his anus and then spit it into a pint glass.
Biggest volume wins."
Wait I should have read that before posting !!
but in virtually speaking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi.
I've never replied to this before but could you tell F&B that I'd like to see some sort of competition where duchessb and CoyoteUgly felch what they can out of his anus and then spit it into a pint glass.
Biggest volume wins."
Erm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonko the Great I missed you and hope that our path will cross in the forest where I go dogging "
Considering the number of forests it might be a tad difficult |
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"WildmanYorks I’d love to rub my dirty vagina on your nose x
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Well that'll be very welcome!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi.
I've never replied to this before but could you tell F&B that I'd like to see some sort of competition where duchessb and CoyoteUgly felch what they can out of his anus and then spit it into a pint glass.
Biggest volume wins."
I'm very competitive. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Qbthewife Every time I see you around my heart stops beating but my cocks does it instead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cuddly Goblin Even if you are from the cartel I’d still swallow your load behind Lidl. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi.
I've never replied to this before but could you tell F&B that I'd like to see some sort of competition where duchessb and CoyoteUgly felch what they can out of his anus and then spit it into a pint glass.
Biggest volume wins.
I'm very competitive."
I’m happy to let you win that one |
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"Red Volupta Those dirty tits would look good around my filthy mouth x"
Put your filthy mouth on my pulsing pussy & happily suffocate you with them x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In plz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wittymrj Even you are straight you still can bend over stallion, especially with that great ass of yours. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Knightsofthecoffeetable. Sharing a coffee in the night would keep us all up and full of energy… and hopefully share something else…
Please post this Op?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you please tell WittyMrJ that I want to play him like a bagpipe - hand up his arse, mouth on his cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nora the explorer I know we aren’t on the same category but I’d be grateful if you pity fuck me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you ask midnight if she has room for a little one "
Oh most definitely at least 10 i think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guess my messager left
Oh well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Message for duchessb
I may not be as tall as you but you'd be surprised at how far I can reach! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guess my messager left
Oh well "
Still waiting for a reply sorry I’ll message the person |
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"Nora the explorer I know we aren’t on the same category but I’d be grateful if you pity fuck me "
Category??? I’m in a category? .
Damn I’ve got F&B booked in for my last pity fuck of the month tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess my messager left
Oh well
Still waiting for a reply sorry I’ll message the person "
No need |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"midnight I’d do you at midday too
But leave me alone during the afternoon because I love having a bap and a coffee "
i don't know how i feel about being 2nd fiddle to a bap
What kind of filling are we talking about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guess my messager left
Oh well
Still waiting for a reply sorry I’ll message the person
No need "
As you wish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nora the explorer I know we aren’t on the same category but I’d be grateful if you pity fuck me
Category??? I’m in a category? .
Damn I’ve got F&B booked in for my last pity fuck of the month tomorrow "
Wasn’t aware of it but okay I’ll pity fuck you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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