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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Tom had a short sabbatical from the Lounge with a week away. Political commentators said of Boris that when you become the story it's time to go. Tom had, for some, become the story.
Now during his sabbatical the French have been complaining about the English poouring raw sewage into the Channel, a man walking along a road in Wales en route to the pub stood on the verge to let a car pass on a country lane and got bitten by an adder and scientists reporting that male spiders will soon invade our homes to find a mate as it gets colder..
What's going on here guys.? |
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over a year ago
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"I’ve literally had no idea what was going on without your daily news updates.
I thought everything had stopped "
At least we can get back to some normality now Tom has returned. |
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"Tom had a short sabbatical from the Lounge with a week away. Political commentators said of Boris that when you become the story it's time to go. Tom had, for some, become the story.
Now during his sabbatical the French have been complaining about the English poouring raw sewage into the Channel, a man walking along a road in Wales en route to the pub stood on the verge to let a car pass on a country lane and got bitten by an adder and scientists reporting that male spiders will soon invade our homes to find a mate as it gets colder..
What's going on here guys.?"
I know, and the mainstream media are distracting us with stories about everyone having to disconnect their gas and electricity because you need to be on £50k to pay the bill next quarter.
It’s appalling |
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Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you  |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you "
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings |
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"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings "
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly. "
They would be after I finished with you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly.
They would be after I finished with you x"
Blimey Nora! Tom wants to do the sex with you! Lucky mare   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly. "
Thats her legs!!!!
Joking |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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Soon? I had a hefty male spider in my kitchen last week.
I've noticed a few females in my bathroom so I'm thinking I should vacuum them up.
If I do though, will the males hang around longer, and do the females eat the males after coitus?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soon? I had a hefty male spider in my kitchen last week.
I've noticed a few females in my bathroom so I'm thinking I should vacuum them up.
If I do though, will the males hang around longer, and do the females eat the males after coitus?
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How are you sexing these beasts? |
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"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly.
Thats her legs!!!!
Joking "
Oi you!  |
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"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly.
They would be after I finished with you x
Blimey Nora! Tom wants to do the sex with you! Lucky mare "
I think it may be a 2 woman job. You up for it? |
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"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly.
Thats her legs!!!!
Joking "
Tinned hot dogs!!
Sorry Nora! (That'll learn ya)   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly.
They would be after I finished with you x
Blimey Nora! Tom wants to do the sex with you! Lucky mare
I think it may be a 2 woman job. You up for it? "
We'd smuffalacate him! Sorry Tom, any last requests? Wishes or threads you'd like to make?? |
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"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly.
Thats her legs!!!!
Joking
Tinned hot dogs!!
Sorry Nora! (That'll learn ya) "
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"Soon? I had a hefty male spider in my kitchen last week.
I've noticed a few females in my bathroom so I'm thinking I should vacuum them up.
If I do though, will the males hang around longer, and do the females eat the males after coitus?"
"How are you sexing these beasts?"
I was just wondering the same. Is it easy? |
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Welcome back Tom - hope you had a good break! 
Can't believe you missed the story of 18ft pet python escaping from a house near Southampton - which is a city on the south coast of England
It really was all over the news
People shouldn't be allowed to keep these evil buggers... |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly.
They would be after I finished with you x
Blimey Nora! Tom wants to do the sex with you! Lucky mare
I think it may be a 2 woman job. You up for it?
We'd smuffalacate him! Sorry Tom, any last requests? Wishes or threads you'd like to make?? "
Yes...it's about the French .. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Welcome back Tom - hope you had a good break!
Can't believe you missed the story of 18ft pet python escaping from a house near Southampton - which is a city on the south coast of England
It really was all over the news
People shouldn't be allowed to keep these evil buggers..."
Tom saw that post as well as the pythons abondened in a school bin because the owner can no longer afford to hear the tanks..
Do not set these buggers free...either kill them and then set them free or offer to a zoo |
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"Tom had a short sabbatical from the Lounge with a week away. Political commentators said of Boris that when you become the story it's time to go. Tom had, for some, become the story.
Now during his sabbatical the French have been complaining about the English poouring raw sewage into the Channel, a man walking along a road in Wales en route to the pub stood on the verge to let a car pass on a country lane and got bitten by an adder and scientists reporting that male spiders will soon invade our homes to find a mate as it gets colder..
What's going on here guys.?"
Great to see you back Tom but something just doesn’t add(er) up with these news stories
Marc |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Soon? I had a hefty male spider in my kitchen last week.
I've noticed a few females in my bathroom so I'm thinking I should vacuum them up.
If I do though, will the males hang around longer, and do the females eat the males after coitus?
How are you sexing these beasts?
I was just wondering the same. Is it easy?"
I was told the males are the big ones with thick legs and bodies, and the females have the little bodies and long, spindly legs.
Previously, I thought they were totally different species. |
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"I was told the males are the big ones with thick legs and bodies, and the females have the little bodies and long, spindly legs.
Previously, I thought they were totally different species."
I always thought they were different species.
In that case, the males are arseholes! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Aw I didn’t see this originally. Glad you’re back. People on here get you or they don’t Tom, I’ve learned that over the years. Takes all sorts on the forums, that’s what I like about it. Even the people who annoy the fuck out of me I find entertaining. Always be you
I love you Nora, and your wrinkley stockings
Cheeky! They’re not wrinkly.
They would be after I finished with you x
Blimey Nora! Tom wants to do the sex with you! Lucky mare
I think it may be a 2 woman job. You up for it?
We'd smuffalacate him! Sorry Tom, any last requests? Wishes or threads you'd like to make?? "
A chocolate ciggie and some of that coconut tobacco we used to see in sweet shops please |
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