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over a year ago
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"To be a rope art subject 
Men look great in rope!
Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed "
Really? I thought everyone did. 
(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be a rope art subject
Men look great in rope!
Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed
Really? I thought everyone did.
(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)"
I don’t judge 
It’s just my kink so to speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be a rope art subject
Men look great in rope!
Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed
Really? I thought everyone did.
(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)
I don’t judge
It’s just my kink so to speak "
Ooh Freudian slip?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be a rope art subject
Men look great in rope!
Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed
Really? I thought everyone did.
(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)
I don’t judge
It’s just my kink so to speak
Ooh Freudian slip? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be a rope art subject
Men look great in rope!
Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed
Really? I thought everyone did.
(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)
I don’t judge
It’s just my kink so to speak
Ooh Freudian slip? "
It's just not your kink. Fair enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be a rope art subject
Men look great in rope!
Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed
Really? I thought everyone did.
(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)
I don’t judge
It’s just my kink so to speak
Ooh Freudian slip?
It's just not your kink. Fair enough. "
But if kink is fun but not that kink |
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In all seriousness. Someone jumped out in front of me as I was driving. I swerved, hit the brakes, flashed through my head that he completely did that on purpose. Reverse back, put the passenger window down and asked what was that about. He leaned in and said ‘mate, would you drive back down the road and hit me’ then I seen the dried blood on his arms. I quickly drove off. Spoke with the police around the corner who were looking for him, he was walking around with a knife threatening people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In all seriousness. Someone jumped out in front of me as I was driving. I swerved, hit the brakes, flashed through my head that he completely did that on purpose. Reverse back, put the passenger window down and asked what was that about. He leaned in and said ‘mate, would you drive back down the road and hit me’ then I seen the dried blood on his arms. I quickly drove off. Spoke with the police around the corner who were looking for him, he was walking around with a knife threatening people. "
That is probably the craziest one I’ve heard by far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesterday was... would I do father and son 
Did you not sing it then?
Sing it?
I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.
I am lost "
You've never heard of the song Father & Son? |
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"Yesterday was... would I do father and son
Did you not sing it then?
Sing it?
I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.
I am lost
You've never heard of the song Father & Son?"
It doesn't ring a bell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesterday was... would I do father and son
Did you not sing it then?
Sing it?
I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.
I am lost
You've never heard of the song Father & Son?
It doesn't ring a bell"
In which case, ignore me. |
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"Yesterday was... would I do father and son
Did you not sing it then?
Sing it?
I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.
I am lost
You've never heard of the song Father & Son?
It doesn't ring a bell
In which case, ignore me."
Too late for that..
Hi Pete.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesterday was... would I do father and son
Did you not sing it then?
Sing it?
I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.
I am lost
You've never heard of the song Father & Son?
It doesn't ring a bell
In which case, ignore me.
Too late for that..
Hi Pete.
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Hello |
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"Yesterday was... would I do father and son
Did you not sing it then?
Sing it?
I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.
I am lost
You've never heard of the song Father & Son?
It doesn't ring a bell
In which case, ignore me."
I googled it. Knew of it immediately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesterday was... would I do father and son
Did you not sing it then?
Sing it?
I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.
I am lost
You've never heard of the song Father & Son?
It doesn't ring a bell
In which case, ignore me.
I googled it. Knew of it immediately "
And let us never speak of this joke again |
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"Had a social in a restaurant with a couple and wife was asking me to suck her husband cock under the table. I-am very open mind but that was a bit to much for me coz was few people inside. She gave him a wank and after he cum in her hand She made me eat it.  I was sucking on that fingers until was bright clean.
Interesting description of a social !"
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If is because of my english, Im sorry i do my best to improve |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a social in a restaurant with a couple and wife was asking me to suck her husband cock under the table. I-am very open mind but that was a bit to much for me coz was few people inside. She gave him a wank and after he cum in her hand She made me eat it. I was sucking on that fingers until was bright clean.
Interesting description of a social !"
That’s a very interesting social indeed |
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"Yesterday was... would I do father and son
Did you not sing it then?
Sing it?
I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.
I am lost
You've never heard of the song Father & Son?
It doesn't ring a bell
In which case, ignore me.
I googled it. Knew of it immediately
And let us never speak of this joke again "
Beat me to it, this was also my first thought. |
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"Someone I have been chatting with wanted me to meet her in a Spiderman suit in the woods and fuck her.
I like a risk but imagine someone seeing that!
Wtf!"
It's ok, you'd have your Spidey mask on... |
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"Had a social in a restaurant with a couple and wife was asking me to suck her husband cock under the table. I-am very open mind but that was a bit to much for me coz was few people inside. She gave him a wank and after he cum in her hand She made me eat it. I was sucking on that fingers until was bright clean.
Interesting description of a social !
That’s a very interesting social indeed "
Believe it or not i loved the ideea i find it so hot and i was so angry that were to many people inside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lady asking to be beaten until they bleed. No
I’m sorry what??
No sex. Just wanted me to, effectively, assault her. Err....no  "
Dear Lord I know some people like it a bit brutal but eewwww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I spunk on your leggings?"
"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."
"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can I spunk on your leggings?"
"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."
"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"
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Well if he thinks that he can get to yours that fast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Can I spunk on your leggings?"
"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."
"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"
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Seems a fair request to me, plus you have a cracking pair of legs! |
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""Can I spunk on your leggings?"
"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."
"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"
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Protein shake  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does
Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house
Fab is a wonderful place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does
Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house
Fab is a wonderful place."
What??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does
Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house
Fab is a wonderful place.
What???"
If they say that to a man about his wife I wouldn’t like to see what they’re saying to single women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does
Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house
Fab is a wonderful place.
What???
If they say that to a man about his wife I wouldn’t like to see what they’re saying to single women."
I don’t even want to know what they are saying probably something thats been read in court I imagine
That first one is just sick
As for the second,I don’t even know where to start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does
Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house
Fab is a wonderful place.
What???
If they say that to a man about his wife I wouldn’t like to see what they’re saying to single women.
I don’t even want to know what they are saying probably something thats been read in court I imagine
That first one is just sick
As for the second,I don’t even know where to start"
Jokes on him. She doesn’t know her dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been asked by several, a request for Mr to have Mrs tied, bent over waiting to be used for him to walk in, fuck, creampie her and leave.
I'm sure in the moment, some may enjoy that, but as a first message with no indication to suggest that may be the case |
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"To have sex in a stable in front of his horse
Go to a hotel and have a catfight with another female
Have the catfight also in front of his horse?"
Two different guys but it would the ultimate multitasking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Can I spunk on your leggings?"
"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."
"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To have sex in a stable in front of his horse
Go to a hotel and have a catfight with another female
Have the catfight also in front of his horse?
Two different guys but it would the ultimate multitasking"
Would you say neigh to that then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a farmer. Something about a slurry pit and his wallet
Or one who wanted to be blindfolded while me and my mates watch his perform while ridiculing him
I have declined all offers |
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