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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Good afternoon all. Just heard a chap other radio say would you trust a rattlesnake with a top hat on . Made me chuckle. Anymore

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Made me smile too.

Hey Busman x

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By *KG12Couple over a year ago

Burnley

About as much use, as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Made me smile too.

Hey Busman x"
Hi my friend hope you are enjoying the Bank Holiday weekend xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you keep playing with that it will fall off.

FYI - it didnt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you saw sea you’d want s sup!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As much use as tits on a fish

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"If you saw sea you’d want s sup!"

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By *arcosaMan over a year ago

London

It's an old rat that won't eat cheese.

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By *unx2019Couple over a year ago

Moray

Never assume, you'll only make an ass of u and me!

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By *amera man 25Man over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

An early bird might get the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a conversation

"or so they say.."

"well you know what they say.."

"they say that..."

Who is "they"?? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When it's raining

'at least the ducks will be happy'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you're LITERALLY never ever likely to see the complete stranger you've just spoken to again...

"see ya later"

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My grandad always said - you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll burn that bridge when I get to it. I use it all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit

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