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When she told you it was her first time....
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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago
Worcestershire |
You look down and she hits you with the vacuum seal, double hand twist, gawk gawk combo 3000.
Has anyone been either suspiciously or pleasantly surprised before by a meet-up?
What is your "ace in the hand" move that you use during sex that gives you the edge?
Just for a bit of fun, let's hear your stories! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Time went by, she filled my universe
We made love, she said I was the first
My boy kept tellin' me yo, I don't know
I think your girl's been playing tic tac toe
I'll ask my girl I know she only loves me
Wasn't I the one who took your virginity?
The look on her face read sorrow and gloom
She said "yeah, why do you guys always ask that?"
That’s what this post reminded me of.
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"You look down and she hits you with the vacuum seal, double hand twist, gawk gawk combo 3000.
Has anyone been either suspiciously or pleasantly surprised before by a meet-up?
What is your "ace in the hand" move that you use during sex that gives you the edge?
Just for a bit of fun, let's hear your stories!"
I'm afraid I don't understand your banter, old boy.  |
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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have literally no idea what you're asking! "
OK, let me rephrase. Has their been a time when you've been having sex or foreplay and the other person did something different that took you by surprise?
Or have you got any tricks yourself? |
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"I have literally no idea what you're asking!
OK, let me rephrase. Has their been a time when you've been having sex or foreplay and the other person did something different that took you by surprise?
Or have you got any tricks yourself?"
Ooooh... thanks!
Thanks, yes, a thumb up my arse. Changed everything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You look down and she hits you with the vacuum seal, double hand twist, gawk gawk combo 3000.
Has anyone been either suspiciously or pleasantly surprised before by a meet-up?
What is your "ace in the hand" move that you use during sex that gives you the edge?
Just for a bit of fun, let's hear your stories!
I'm afraid I don't understand your banter, old boy. "
Haha. Why did I imagine you typing that with a pipe in your mouth sitting back in a deck chair?  |
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"Making women squirt who didn't know they could. Always Fab
Ah the old violent fingerblasting of their bladder trick! "
Mmmm not quite ! Stimulating the g spot isn't pummelling the bladder.. you do know when you've found it though. |
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"Making women squirt who didn't know they could. Always Fab
Ah the old violent fingerblasting of their bladder trick!
Mmmm not quite ! Stimulating the g spot isn't pummelling the bladder.. you do know when you've found it though."
I almost want to prove you wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Making women squirt who didn't know they could. Always Fab
Ah the old violent fingerblasting of their bladder trick!
Mmmm not quite ! Stimulating the g spot isn't pummelling the bladder.. you do know when you've found it though."
No.
Just no.
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"You look down and she hits you with the vacuum seal, double hand twist, gawk gawk combo 3000.
Has anyone been either suspiciously or pleasantly surprised before by a meet-up?
What is your "ace in the hand" move that you use during sex that gives you the edge?
Just for a bit of fun, let's hear your stories!
I'm afraid I don't understand your banter, old boy. "
TFFT.......... I have NO IDEA what he's talking about. Read it twice too.
I think he met a virgin and she made him hoover the carpet. |
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"I have literally no idea what you're asking!
OK, let me rephrase. Has their been a time when you've been having sex or foreplay and the other person did something different that took you by surprise?
Or have you got any tricks yourself?"
Oh now why didn't you say that! Yes. Once we finished , he made the cup of tea. Shocked the life out of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a gardener and I always find that whipping out the cordless hedge trimmer and saying 'you have an errant pubic hair' normally adds a little excitement. I am a fan of deforestisation..
Ps. I am not really a gardener and clearly not with the grove in terms of climate change.
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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago
Worcestershire |
"Apparently twerking on his cock does the trick (or at least that's what he calls it, I'm a white bish and I can't twerk to save my life)
K"
Oh yes... this is definitely a finisher. I struggle when this happens to me, I dunno what it is but it feels amazing |
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