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If your mother truned

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By *lder A Wiser Passion OP Woman over a year ago

morecambe

Your in the middle of play meet and she truns up what you going to do lol

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Ask her to make me some dinner and tell her I will be out in 5.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would ask her where she has been for 25 years.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be quite surprising as she has passed away twenty seven years ago

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Get in touch with the undertaker to find out who it actually was in that coffin..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get in touch with the undertaker to find out who it actually was in that coffin..

Me too. Mine died 39 years ago, I would expect an explanation from her too.

NBVN x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Possibly commit an offence because I'd like to punch her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cover up my vag, wash my hands, give her a hug and tell her I miss her and then I'd call her a wanker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing! If I'm in the middle of having sex, I'm not answering the door for anyone...not even my d*unk mother

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wonder why the hell she didn't give me 6-12 months warning like she normally does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit myself, she’s dead

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Your in the middle of play meet and she truns up what you going to do lol"

Phew. For a moment I thought you about to ask "...if your mother turns round?"

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By *valon7Woman over a year ago

Lancaster

"Your in the middle of play meet and she truns up what you going to do lol"

Shit myself.She passed away 6 years ago.

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