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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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bits.
What other essentials do you need for a fuckathon? Do you have the cranberry juice waiting in the fridge? Do you ever get vagtigued/cockhausted or are you a keep going all week long sort of person?
*asking for a friend. Obvs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bits.
What other essentials do you need for a fuckathon? Do you have the cranberry juice waiting in the fridge? Do you ever get vagtigued/cockhausted or are you a keep going all week long sort of person?
*asking for a friend. Obvs."
Just add whiskey or rum or just alcohol really and it's all weekend YAY   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bits.
What other essentials do you need for a fuckathon? Do you have the cranberry juice waiting in the fridge? Do you ever get vagtigued/cockhausted or are you a keep going all week long sort of person?
*asking for a friend. Obvs."
Lots of cake and biscuits lots of tea coffee
Obviously a willing woman
At my age as well breaks essential lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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How long is said planned fuckathon? Will a shower be available? Bear in mind it's still quite warm, so bodies will be sweaty.
Oh and some kind of energy drink, snacks and wine. Music too. |
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"bits.
What other essentials do you need for a fuckathon? Do you have the cranberry juice waiting in the fridge? Do you ever get vagtigued/cockhausted or are you a keep going all week long sort of person?
*asking for a friend. Obvs."
Christ no. Usually once does me fine and then i just want to shower up and get on with my day or go to sleep, depending on the time of the event |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there  "
That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes! |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there
That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes!"
Dear Virgin... (oh how I laughed typing this) 
Where would one purchase said vag balm? A mutual friend has asked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there
Bathe straight away and drink lots of water.
They're very delicate, our flowers.
It's not UTI related. It's friction "
User too intense  |
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there
Bathe straight away and drink lots of water.
They're very delicate, our flowers.
It's not UTI related. It's friction
User too intense "
Guilty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t last more than 10 mins, Meli.
So maybe an egg timer? 
* hard-boiled, obvs 
 It's okay Dan, I still would. Want some boobs to cheer you up? "
Purrrrrlease!!  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there
Bathe straight away and drink lots of water.
They're very delicate, our flowers.
It's not UTI related. It's friction "
Sore flaps? Salt bath for those 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cool flannel to rest on the bits works wonders to lessen the swelling, so I've been told. Also someone to sing soothing lullabies whilst softly strumming a ukulele. |
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By *eli OP Woman
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"A cool flannel to rest on the bits works wonders to lessen the swelling, so I've been told. Also someone to sing soothing lullabies whilst softly strumming a ukulele. "
Nell does this mean the phonetox is complete? It must be. I'm doing 24 hours soon. Pray for me. And my work inbox. Does Whooey play the ukulele? I could get on board with this strumming and gentle lullabies shtick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there
That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes!
Dear Virgin... (oh how I laughed typing this)
Where would one purchase said vag balm? A mutual friend has asked."
Well if it was an in the bath scenario you can’t go wrong with a bit of emusiflying ointment bp(on a side note works well for for lubing up for anal douching) … in the bedroom scenario possibly a very nice and gentle water based lube for sensitive skin… nothing scented… that could cause a chemical burn! |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Chocolate to get the energy to go again!
Then I play your voice notes and I’m ready to go again…I need some fresh material 
K"
K you smooth fucker. Fresh material will be with you within 24 hours. Promise. It's better than chocolate isn't it? |
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"A B12 injection...
Does that actually work/help? I'm now genuinely curious and no longer viewing this as a pastiche."
You need to do them regularly, and you need to make sure your folate is optimal. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there
That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes!
Dear Virgin... (oh how I laughed typing this)
Where would one purchase said vag balm? A mutual friend has asked.
Well if it was an in the bath scenario you can’t go wrong with a bit of emusiflying ointment bp(on a side note works well for for lubing up for anal douching) … in the bedroom scenario possibly a very nice and gentle water based lube for sensitive skin… nothing scented… that could cause a chemical burn! "
The side note!
The side note though.
If that ever, ever happens, I promise to send you a photo. Unlikely. You never know.
I hope if you ever one day happen to have a fuckathon there's someone nice and charming in a Hugh Grantesque way ready to liberally apply that ointment for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there
That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes!
Dear Virgin... (oh how I laughed typing this)
Where would one purchase said vag balm? A mutual friend has asked.
Well if it was an in the bath scenario you can’t go wrong with a bit of emusiflying ointment bp(on a side note works well for for lubing up for anal douching) … in the bedroom scenario possibly a very nice and gentle water based lube for sensitive skin… nothing scented… that could cause a chemical burn!
The side note!
The side note though.
If that ever, ever happens, I promise to send you a photo. Unlikely. You never know.
I hope if you ever one day happen to have a fuckathon there's someone nice and charming in a Hugh Grantesque way ready to liberally apply that ointment for you. "
Oh Meli if I ever get a Hugh Grantesque style application of post fuckathon vag soothing I will die happy!
That side note is a top top tip!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good?
K
Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be.
Just tell me where and when and I will be there
K"
Can I join please? |
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good?
K
Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be.
Just tell me where and when and I will be there
K
Can I join please? "
The more the merrier
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cool flannel to rest on the bits works wonders to lessen the swelling, so I've been told. Also someone to sing soothing lullabies whilst softly strumming a ukulele.
Nell does this mean the phonetox is complete? It must be. I'm doing 24 hours soon. Pray for me. And my work inbox. Does Whooey play the ukulele? I could get on board with this strumming and gentle lullabies shtick."
Ummmm, no. I'm doing a week long phonetox. Badly |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride.
Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump "
Wise words Adam, got to keep it sweet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good?
K
Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be.
Just tell me where and when and I will be there
K
Can I join please?
The more the merrier
K"
Mutual hair and vag stroking afterwards? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride.
Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump "
A lump of sugar!! That’s just thrush waiting to happen!!! |
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride.
Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump
A lump of sugar!! That’s just thrush waiting to happen!!! "
Time to come clean - I’m not a doctor.
Nor a vet  |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good?
K
Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be.
Just tell me where and when and I will be there
K
Can I join please?
The more the merrier
K
Mutual hair and vag stroking afterwards?"
This sounds like the perfect fuckathon ending, sign me up. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. "
No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride.
Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump
A lump of sugar!! That’s just thrush waiting to happen!!!
Time to come clean - I’m not a doctor.
Nor a vet "
As a non dr or vet I would advise that the the lump of sugar is best delivered via a hot cup of tea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina.
No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business."
You filthy mare |
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good?
K
Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be.
Just tell me where and when and I will be there
K
Can I join please?
The more the merrier
K
Mutual hair and vag stroking afterwards?
This sounds like the perfect fuckathon ending, sign me up. "
I thought you are the organiser
K |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina.
No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business.
You filthy mare "
So proud of myself.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina.
No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business.
You filthy mare "
She's a very filthy woman!
I'll try the pillows.
Maybe the smell of cummy vagina will help me sleep the next day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina.
No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business.
You filthy mare
So proud of myself.
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So you should be!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good?
K
Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be.
Just tell me where and when and I will be there
K
Can I join please?
The more the merrier
K
Mutual hair and vag stroking afterwards?
This sounds like the perfect fuckathon ending, sign me up.
I thought you are the organiser
K"
It’s a group effort surely? |
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