I imagine

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Having a wet fanny is like sitting an a warm runny egg minus the shell stab wounds

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No! It’s much nicer than that

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No it's like sitting on a drowned meerkat on guard and twitching.

By *ohnandJulieCouple over a year ago

"Having a wet fanny is like sitting an a warm runny egg minus the shell stab wounds

Really??

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No it's like sitting on a drowned meerkat on guard and twitching."

By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Wales

Depends if you’re wearing knickers.

Wet knickers just feel like wet knickers