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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try the following and see how you get on:
"I'm the rappin' Mr Sifter
You know I'm gonna lift ya
So find me on the fora
You know I'm gonna bore ya"
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Word to ya mother! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hi, how are you, I like your profile and wondered if you'd like to chat?"
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Yeah you're profile is very likable. Nothing but a picture of the back of your head... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am mando, Prince of mandalor, defender of the secrets of super orgasms.
This is my penis, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft
my magic porksword and said
By the power of supergasms
I have the power!
My penis became the mighty Battle cock.
And I became inevitable, the most powerful fuck in the universe.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hi, how are you, I like your profile and wondered if you'd like to chat?"
Yeah you're profile is very likable. Nothing but a picture of the back of your head..."
Thank you. Fancy a fuck?  |
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By *anBerksMan
over a year ago
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"I am mando, Prince of mandalor, defender of the secrets of super orgasms.
This is my penis, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft
my magic porksword and said
By the power of supergasms
I have the power!
My penis became the mighty Battle cock.
And I became inevitable, the most powerful fuck in the universe.
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^ try this OP, and let us know how you get on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hi, how are you, I like your profile and wondered if you'd like to chat?"
Yeah you're profile is very likable. Nothing but a picture of the back of your head...
Thank you. Fancy a fuck? "
Sure why not. I've got nothing planned |
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By *anBerksMan
over a year ago
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""Hi, how are you, I like your profile and wondered if you'd like to chat?"
Yeah you're profile is very likable. Nothing but a picture of the back of your head..."
Ah but you haven’t seen the utter *filth* in her friends only gallery  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Hi, how are you, I like your profile and wondered if you'd like to chat?"
Yeah you're profile is very likable. Nothing but a picture of the back of your head...
Thank you. Fancy a fuck? "
Spot on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hi, how are you, I like your profile and wondered if you'd like to chat?"
Yeah you're profile is very likable. Nothing but a picture of the back of your head...
Ah but you haven’t seen the utter *filth* in her friends only gallery "
Maybe one day... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response. "
I prefer a message with more than a couple of words and it's personal to me. I can spot a copypasta job that's been sent to 50 others. No dick pics. Face pic is optional. The profile is equally as important but you haven't asked for feedback. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually say hello, say something related to their profile either that I have shared interest in or stood out etc, try and leave a little quip about myself and send a face pic.
Can confirm this apporach does not work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response. "
Maybe add some pictures plus your bio is off putting |
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I don’t really know to be honest. I always look at the profile first anyway before I read the message. If I like the profile I’ll probably answer anyway, unless it’s vile which it usually isn’t if I’ve liked the profile.
Not much help sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or
He’s the greatest
He’s fantastic
Hes the greatest superfucker in the world
He’s the ace
He’s amazing
He’s the strongest he’s the quickest havent you jeard oh btw i choose you
Faf |
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"Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response. "
“Can I ask you a question?”
Really gets me going. |
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I know there are ghosts, time wasters and others you could label but there is nothing like meeting for a social for you both to chat, put the world to rights and generally just have a nice time.
I suppose the scattergun approach to meets doesn't work.
I am very choosey who I talk to in private on here and that works for me and I've been very lucky to meet some lovely ladies.
Just my opinion and my own 10years experience on here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t really know to be honest. I always look at the profile first anyway before I read the message. If I like the profile I’ll probably answer anyway, unless it’s vile which it usually isn’t if I’ve liked the profile.
Not much help sorry "
That helps a lot to be honest x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response.
Maybe add some pictures plus your bio is off putting "
Can you elaborate on where my profile is going wrong |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response.
I prefer a message with more than a couple of words and it's personal to me. I can spot a copypasta job that's been sent to 50 others. No dick pics. Face pic is optional. The profile is equally as important but you haven't asked for feedback. "
I'm happy for feedback on my profile if you think it might help x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A good opener to guaranteed to have you balls deep in clunge before the day is out:
"Hi _______ (insert your own name). I saw your profile / Pictures / were female* and fancied my chances.
Obviously I'm fussy and won't admit to fucking anything with a willing hole, but of all the women on fab, I have chosen you to be the lucky recipient of a hot beef injection.
I know you do/don't * do anal/ watersports/ sploshing / meet* but one look at my mighty mamba and you'll reconsider.
You'll need to reply sharpish as I'm in high demand and there's only so much lovin' I can spread around.
So reply with a face pic / phone and pin numbers/ address and if you are lucky I'll pop round later
to give you the best 30 seconds of your life.
Hugs and all that shit
p.s. *delete the bits that don't apply. I'll need a gaping vag shot too."
no need to thank me |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
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"Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response. "
It was once already said here on forum, Don’t ask fish how to catch a fish, ask fisherman!
Check with the guys who has lots of veries how they do it
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"A good opener to guaranteed to have you balls deep in clunge before the day is out:
"Hi _______ (insert your own name). I saw your profile / Pictures / were female* and fancied my chances.
Obviously I'm fussy and won't admit to fucking anything with a willing hole, but of all the women on fab, I have chosen you to be the lucky recipient of a hot beef injection.
I know you do/don't * do anal/ watersports/ sploshing / meet* but one look at my mighty mamba and you'll reconsider.
You'll need to reply sharpish as I'm in high demand and there's only so much lovin' I can spread around.
So reply with a face pic / phone and pin numbers/ address and if you are lucky I'll pop round later
to give you the best 30 seconds of your life.
Hugs and all that shit
p.s. *delete the bits that don't apply. I'll need a gaping vag shot too."
no need to thank me "
Definitely the winning advice post! Best delivered in an Aussie accent! |
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"Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response. "
Chief, youve no profile picture and no pictures within either. Therefore youre wasting youre time |
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"I don’t really know to be honest. I always look at the profile first anyway before I read the message. If I like the profile I’ll probably answer anyway, unless it’s vile which it usually isn’t if I’ve liked the profile.
Not much help sorry "
This.
I look at the profile - If it’s interesting, aligns with what I’m looking for, and has pics (I like) I’ll probably respond regardless of what is said (UNLESS it’s vile). I do appreciate specific messages that reference something in my profile or pics though! |
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"Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response. "
There is no such thing as the perfect message. What type of message a woman wants will vary from woman to woman as we are all unique individuals. |
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"Ladies. When receiving a first message, what is it you want to read? Do you prefer a simple hi, or something more in depth? No matter what I do, I get no response. "
A lot of people will look at your profile before opening your message. If your profile doesn't catch their attention your message is not getting opened. |
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