Am I falling to pieces?
Do medical professionals constantly bounce me from one type to the next?
Do medics take a deep intake of breath and send me away no further along than at the start of the hour?
Aren't pelvis transplants a thing?
Isn't there a pill for THIS and THAT but there is one for itchy bumholes and stuff?
Do my stairs have a 180° turn and 17 steps?
Are bungalows so fucking expensive?
Are most bungalows from 1962 and still require modification?
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Today, I exchanged chit chat with a former semi pro footballer about medial ankle ligament issues and our mutual hatred of crutches. His new role is......... selling bungalows*
*Other types of abode are available  |
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