"And another:
The funny bone is not a bone – it is the spot where the ulnar nerve touches the humerus…  "
Humerus - named after the first greek professional comedian…and also a cloud formation - if Im not mistaken!  |
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"Slim fast - doesn’t make you thin quickly 
According to my mate it makes you walk very fast to the loo 
I think your mate is right  "
Xls medical that fat binding pill makes you sprint - especially if you have hayfever… in fact just give in sneeze and shit liquid oil simultaneously futile trying to make it toma loo … |
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"Slim fast - doesn’t make you thin quickly
According to my mate it makes you walk very fast to the loo
I think your mate is right
Xls medical that fat binding pill makes you sprint - especially if you have hayfever… in fact just give in sneeze and shit liquid oil simultaneously futile trying to make it toma loo … "
I read a highly amusing account written by a woman who used these. Apparently it all leaked out as she sat at her desk  . She wasn't laughing at the time |
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"Slim fast - doesn’t make you thin quickly
According to my mate it makes you walk very fast to the loo
I think your mate is right
Xls medical that fat binding pill makes you sprint - especially if you have hayfever… in fact just give in sneeze and shit liquid oil simultaneously futile trying to make it toma loo …
I read a highly amusing account written by a woman who used these. Apparently it all leaked out as she sat at her desk . She wasn't laughing at the time"
Til the oil light Came on in the car - result!!! |
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"Turns out their helpline does not deal with questions regarding sexual techniques with ‘helpful hints and tips ‘
What other places aren’t what they seem??? "
You needed screwchicks not screwfix  |
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"Turns out their helpline does not deal with questions regarding sexual techniques with ‘helpful hints and tips ‘
What other places aren’t what they seem???
You needed screwchicks not screwfix "
they sound like a first class outfit… is it a volunteer organisation? |
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"Turns out their helpline does not deal with questions regarding sexual techniques with ‘helpful hints and tips ‘
What other places aren’t what they seem??? "
They also don't actually fix screws, I took a stripped out Philips head in and the bastards wouldn't repair it. |
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"Admittedly not a place, but Northern Rail is not a railway company. It is a mobile comedy club.
On second thoughts, it is mostly an immobile comedy club.
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Where most Of the comedians vote on whether to turn up or not? |
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"Admittedly not a place, but Northern Rail is not a railway company. It is a mobile comedy club.
On second thoughts, it is mostly an immobile comedy club.
Where most Of the comedians vote on whether to turn up or not? "
Yeah.It's more sit down than stand up. |
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