Did you

By *yron69 OP Man over a year ago

Fareham

Used to think God was going to bash your ears for wanking?

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Nah, stopped believing in that bollocks way before I started wanking

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah, stopped believing in that bollocks way before I started wanking"

You remember three years back

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only doing the sexy commentary like a horny morgan freeman.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think he stopped when he knew what I was wanking to

By *xplorer666Man over a year ago

Bolton

"I think he stopped when he knew what I was wanking to

"
and what where you wanking to?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think he stopped when he knew what I was wanking to

and what where you wanking to?"

Livitcus 3:15??

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but when I did believe in an afterlife I did worry my dead relatives were watching me

By *arbar2021Couple over a year ago

city

"No but when I did believe in an afterlife I did worry my dead relatives were watching me

Me too! I wondered if they just went somewhere else while I fucked myself??

By *yron69 OP Man over a year ago

Fareham

I was haunted by the image of my grandad when I first started the hand shandies. He hovered over our house like The Lord himself.

By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Hope wanking is allowed in the afterlife otherwise my soul will be one unhappy bunny.