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 ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it? | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it? "what are we balancing it against ? 
is it like a set of balance scales ?
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
what are we balancing it against ?
is it like a set of balance scales ?
what do you hang from the end ? "pmsl had not thought of that. I just felt if we have threads on somebody's pussy we should for equality have one on somebody's (and not just anybody's) cock... Go on, dont be shy... | |||
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"has he got it out again?? "Dont know about the "again" ... does he make a habit of it? I am shocked  | |||
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"bloody tart "who, WIshy for getting it out or me for noticing? | |||
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"has he got it out again?? "Must be get yer baubles out time of year again.  | |||
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"Nice and firmly gripped "I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour. | |||
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"Nice and firmly gripped
I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour. "..... could have been her pussy got it. | |||
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"Nice and firmly gripped
I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour. "I should have asked the fabsfolks to rate yours... damn, I forgot....anyway, I d give it... something!!!! | |||
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"Nice and firmly gripped
I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour.
..... could have been her pussy got it. " | |||
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  sorry Aphrodite did u say rate it or did u say something else ....... | |||
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"oooooooooooo Amy here again!!!!! Amy is liking wot she is seeing ........ sorry Aphrodite did u say rate it or did u say something else ....... "Well, I did say "rate" and I suppose you are at a safe distance from Wishy... so you can do anythink you like (sorry Wishy, but she really is a long safe distance from you!) | |||
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"Nice and firmly gripped
I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour.
I should have asked the fabsfolks to rate yours... damn, I forgot....anyway, I d give it... something!!!! "ide give it a bashing of some sort | |||
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"oooooooooooo Amy here again!!!!! Amy is liking wot she is seeing ........ sorry Aphrodite did u say rate it or did u say something else ....... Well, I did say "rate" and I suppose you are at a safe distance from Wishy... so you can do anythink you like (sorry Wishy, but she really is a long safe distance from you!) "so i can jump in the car and drive then ................. wot safe distance? Hang on Wishy ..... I's a cumming ............ | |||
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"Have all the necessary tests been carried out in order to give Wishy's cock a rating?" You mean Health and Safety or EU regulations? | |||
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"Nice and firmly gripped
I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour.
I should have asked the fabsfolks to rate yours... damn, I forgot....anyway, I d give it... something!!!!
ide give it a bashing of some sort "How did we get from rating to bashing...?You are a woman with intent, aren t you? | |||
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"oooooooooooo Amy here again!!!!! Amy is liking wot she is seeing ........ sorry Aphrodite did u say rate it or did u say something else ....... Well, I did say "rate" and I suppose you are at a safe distance from Wishy... so you can do anythink you like (sorry Wishy, but she really is a long safe distance from you!)
so i can jump in the car and drive then ................. wot safe distance? Hang on Wishy ..... I's a cumming ............ "Jeeze, Wishy.... I am so sorry...! | |||
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"Have all the necessary tests been carried out in order to give Wishy's cock a rating?You mean Health and Safety or EU regulations? "Both, we wouldn't want to end up in Court for a breach of statutory regulations. | |||
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"Arrgghhhh whats going on??? Ive already seen it once this year
"Ouch, I apologise for overexposure of one member! | |||
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"Ive heard a rumour its looks like a Conga eel with a headache
"Don't you need more than one for a Conga? | |||
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"Nice and firmly gripped
I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour.
I should have asked the fabsfolks to rate yours... damn, I forgot....anyway, I d give it... something!!!!
ide give it a bashing of some sort How did we get from rating to bashing...?You are a woman with intent, aren t you? "I just got over excited | |||
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"Ive heard a rumour its looks like a Conga eel with a headache
Don't you need more than one for a Conga?"well its been said you need more than one for everything | |||
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"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound!" Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own! | |||
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"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound! Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own! "Obviously I didn't grasp the concept | |||
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"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound! Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own! "watch out she's got the uniform out ...!! | |||
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"Ive heard a rumour its looks like a Conga eel with a headache
Don't you need more than one for a Conga?
well its been said you need more than one for everything "The right tool for each job. | |||
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"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound! Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own!
Obviously I didn't grasp the concept "It is fine. Everybody is allowed to make one mistake...and perhaps we should think about something inappropriate for your very own thread... | |||
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"Ive heard a rumour its looks like a Conga eel with a headache
Don't you need more than one for a Conga?
well its been said you need more than one for everything
The right tool for each job." shit and there was me thinking personality counted | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it? "I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it | |||
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"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound! Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own!
Obviously I didn't grasp the concept It is fine. Everybody is allowed to make one mistake...and perhaps we should think about something inappropriate for your very own thread..."Oh but so much to choose from | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it "Ask him he gets it out all the while he dont mind flashing..... | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it "I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before... | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before..."Trust you to think of that,wine ,chocolate cake and men ,its all you think about !! | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before..."Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity. | |||
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"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound! Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own!
Obviously I didn't grasp the concept It is fine. Everybody is allowed to make one mistake...and perhaps we should think about something inappropriate for your very own thread...
Oh but so much to choose from "on the "inappropriate " side of things, eh?;-) | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...
Trust you to think of that,wine ,chocolate cake and men ,its all you think about !!"All in one package? | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...
Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity."Is that as in which bloke has the best or which woman gets the best? Personally I feel the latter would be more appropriate in this existentialistic debate... | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...
Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity."Lickety ,can you send me some of that magic powder you found at the end of the rainbow ...it must be ace | |||
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"Could be here for hours........ Best get some more cake! "Have you guys not cottoned on to this? The females post something on here... anything really that is remotely linked to cock or pussy... then we get you interested and posting while we all indulge in cakes and chocolates. That is why they had to start closing threads at 175...we were getting fat... | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...
Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity.
Lickety ,can you send me some of that magic powder you found at the end of the rainbow ...it must be ace "I think my brain may have been mulled along with the wine this weekend. | |||
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"Delighted....had to look ... Then saw mrs wishy's boobs.......nice" Thats quite alright, we are not jealous... (not much anyway!!!) | |||
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...
Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity.
Lickety ,can you send me some of that magic powder you found at the end of the rainbow ...it must be ace
I think my brain may have been mulled along with the wine this weekend."ahhh don't tell me you met that big bloke in the red suit with the white Beard ,and did you sit on his ...knee ? | |||
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"I think its very pretty "Pretty ......pretty ,!!!! Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !! | |||
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" Lickety ,can you send me some of that magic powder you found at the end of the rainbow ...it must be ace
I think my brain may have been mulled along with the wine this weekend.
ahhh don't tell me you met that big bloke in the red suit with the white Beard ,and did you sit on his ...knee ?"I was selling it in the Ooooop North. I haven't sat on anyone's knee for sometime. | |||
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"my cocks better" It may well be... but this is about Wishy's cock and dedicated especially to him. If you want your own (thread that is) you have to apply to Lickety for permission as she is in charge of regulations. Juliewonders on the other hand is in charge of entries... | |||
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"I think its very pretty
Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!
Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !! "Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it? | |||
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"It's one of those stick on ones "Do you think that is why he is holding on so tight? | |||
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"ohhh sorryyyyy "Just kidding xx | |||
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"ohhh sorryyyyy Just kidding xx"me too | |||
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"I think its very pretty
Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!
Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!
Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?"I am far too insecure to comment  | |||
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"Arrgghhhh whats going on??? Ive already seen it once this year
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"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?
I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before..."You can organise it and we'll be there
The holiday as well | |||
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"I think its very pretty
Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!
Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!
Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?"I wouldn't say it's pretty. More handsome in a rugged "if you come near it, it will shag the fuck out of you" kinda way. A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though) | |||
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"Guys.... and I mean male guys...;-) You can come out here if you wishy it... we wont think badly of you...;-) " Errr ok ,i confess ....i am Foamosexual I can only do it in a bubble bath at exactly 104.6 degrees . | |||
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"I think its very pretty
Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!
Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!
Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?
I wouldn't say it's pretty. More handsome in a rugged "if you come near it, it will shag the fuck out of you" kinda way. A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though) "Are there lady-type cocks then? So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast? | |||
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"Delighted....had to look ... Then saw mrs wishy's boobs.......nice" You shoulda seen 'em when she was preggers. Fuck me, there was enough there for the entire household cavalry! | |||
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" A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though) "You have no idea how relieved I am... | |||
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"I think its very pretty
Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!
Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!
Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?
I wouldn't say it's pretty. More handsome in a rugged "if you come near it, it will shag the fuck out of you" kinda way. A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though)
Are there lady-type cocks then?
So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?"The Lesser Spotted ManCock only comes out on dark nights when there is no moon and you have to sit patiently for hours if you want to see one in the wild. When you finally get to spy one you'll be transfixed by them, they really are a sight to behold and right at the end of the evening they do this sort of rapid retraction/forward motion spitting dance. Sometimes they can spit yards and you have to be careful and wear galoshes if you don't want to ruin your new Ugg boots. One unfortunate viewer got too close and ended up in A&E with an eye infection. | |||
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"I think its very pretty
Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!
Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!
Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?
I wouldn't say it's pretty. More handsome in a rugged "if you come near it, it will shag the fuck out of you" kinda way. A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though)
Are there lady-type cocks then?
So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?"Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ? | |||
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" So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast? The Lesser Spotted ManCock only comes out on dark nights when there is no moon and you have to sit patiently for hours if you want to see one in the wild. When you finally get to spy one you'll be transfixed by them, they really are a sight to behold and right at the end of the evening they do this sort of rapid retraction/forward motion spitting dance. Sometimes they can spit yards and you have to be careful and wear galoshes if you don't want to ruin your new Ugg boots. One unfortunate viewer got too close and ended up in A&E with an eye infection. "It's spotted! | |||
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" Are there lady-type cocks then? So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast? Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ? "Erm.... - I blame the menopause. | |||
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"Cant help but notice that Wishy's cock has been taken out of my hands....." Sorry, Aphrodite. I got carried away playing with it. | |||
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"It's spotted!" LESSER spotted. | |||
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" Are there lady-type cocks then? So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast? Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ?
Erm.... - I blame the menopause. "Lmao, any sweating and cravings ? | |||
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"Cant help but notice that Wishy's cock has been taken out of my hands..... Sorry, Aphrodite. I got carried away playing with it." There is the concept of share in the community...? | |||
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" Are there lady-type cocks then? So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast? Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ?
Erm.... - I blame the menopause.
Lmao, any sweating and cravings ?"Craving getting sweaty with a cock... is that what you mean? | |||
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"Cant help but notice that Wishy's cock has been taken out of my hands..... Sorry, Aphrodite. I got carried away playing with it.There is the concept of share in the community...?" I like sharing. | |||
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" Are there lady-type cocks then? So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast? Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ?
Erm.... - I blame the menopause.
Lmao, any sweating and cravings ?
Craving getting sweaty with a cock... is that what you mean?"Yeah ok that'll do ...any cravings to get sweaty with a cock ? | |||
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"If he wasn't holding it, it would swing to the right! "I thought earlier it might actually crumble under European regulations, luckily Lickety came to the rescue... | |||
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"Sorry peeps.. just lifting Wishy's cock back to the top! "Has it drooped again ? | |||
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"Sorry peeps.. just lifting Wishy's cock back to the top!
Has it drooped again ?
"PMSL... he is in 2nd place for most fabbed cock picture...and rising | |||
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"If he wasn't holding it, it would swing to the right! "Au contrare mon ami (in bestest DelBoy accent), it dresses naturally to the left. | |||
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"Are we meant to be fabbing it? Ill fab it as long as he does'nt start a thread about how well its doing " | |||
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"Are we meant to be fabbing it? Ill fab it as long as he does'nt start a thread about how well its doing " | |||
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"I have fabbed his cock picture - he is nearly in number 1 "Does he get a prize if it reaches number 1? If I fab it do I have to keep it or can I dispose of it at will? | |||
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"I have fabbed his cock picture - he is nearly in number 1
Does he get a prize if it reaches number 1? If I fab it do I have to keep it or can I dispose of it at will?"Wishy IS the prize as and when he gets there. Now you know it might be rude to turn down a prize ..... but then I am sure there will be quite a few who d share the bounty...;-) | |||
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"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? "Who will be "in at number 2" then? | |||
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"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? "WHat an awesome idea! Would you be participating member or part of the jury? | |||
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"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ??
Who will be "in at number 2" then?"They need to display ... a bit like in the Antique Road Show... goods need to be on display before they can be rated? | |||
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"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? WHat an awesome idea! Would you be participating member or part of the jury? "Never been much good on jury's | |||
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"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? WHat an awesome idea! Would you be participating member or part of the jury?
Never been much good on jury's "Haha, that got you out of jury and into competition very nicely indeed. | |||
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"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? WHat an awesome idea! Would you be participating member or part of the jury?
Never been much good on jury's Haha, that got you out of jury and into competition very nicely indeed."Might have cocked up there | |||
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"Hellllllooooooooo, I have just arrived in Tyneside ................ Wisssssshy Wisssssshy where do I go now ................ "Actually.... in your case I would believe you! Well done for getting there safely
Wishy? Wishy??????
Weeeeeeeeeeesheeeeeeeee .... prepare to errr... live!!! | |||
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"9/10 I'm not afraid to rate wishy's cock "Excellent - well done. There is a man who is confortable in hi sexuality. Now all you need to do is fab his cock picture. Dont worry you can unfab it later if it bothers you...;-) | |||
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"Hellllllooooooooo, I have just arrived in Tyneside ................ Wisssssshy Wisssssshy where do I go now ................ Actually.... in your case I would believe you! Well done for getting there safely
Wishy? Wishy??????
Weeeeeeeeeeesheeeeeeeee .... prepare to errr... live!!!"hes gone a tad quiet - do ya think he scared | |||
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"Hellllllooooooooo, I have just arrived in Tyneside ................ Wisssssshy Wisssssshy where do I go now ................ Actually.... in your case I would believe you! Well done for getting there safely
Wishy? Wishy??????
Weeeeeeeeeeesheeeeeeeee .... prepare to errr... live!!!
hes gone a tad quiet - do ya think he scared "Petrified!!! | |||
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"Petrified...mean literally having turned into a stone... now there is a hard material!!!" I am gonna cry now ......... It was a looong drive ..... sob sob  | |||
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"Hellllllooooooooo, I have just arrived in Tyneside ................ Wisssssshy Wisssssshy where do I go now ................ Actually.... in your case I would believe you! Well done for getting there safely
Wishy? Wishy??????
Weeeeeeeeeeesheeeeeeeee .... prepare to errr... live!!!"Hey, I've been down south for four days, Siren needed my ... um... attention. (well, tbh, The Cock decided it needed her attention) | |||
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"9/10 I'm not afraid to rate wishy's cock "Aw tks Rusty. Nice pussy you got there too. | |||
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Its been a while since i saw one so upstanding | |||
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and gone home - your safe lol | |||
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"9/10 I'm not afraid to rate wishy's cock Excellent - well done. There is a man who is confortable in hi sexuality. Now all you need to do is fab his cock picture. Dont worry you can unfab it later if it bothers you...;-)"done | |||
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"ive already fabbed it "Good for you - I am sure we will get it to where it should be | |||
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"Lovely how one, admittedly very handsome cock, can unite the forumites, male and female....it is simply beautiful (and the cock!) "You do realise that the next time you and it are in the same place at the same time it will need introducing properly. You do know that don't you? | |||
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"Wishy is that your real cock or a stunt cock? (I use a bottom double for all my arse work)" It's the Real McCoy, but I should probably confess that whilst I am 47 the cock in the photo is only 39. Should I update it? | |||
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"Wishy is that your real cock or a stunt cock? (I use a bottom double for all my arse work) It's the Real McCoy, but I should probably confess that whilst I am 47 the cock in the photo is only 39. Should I update it? "No don't, time after all is relative. Maybe Photoshop a wrinkle or two on but that's it. | |||
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"I was so sure Wishy's Cock would climax at 175 posts but it's gone flaccid." Hey, my cock is like British Airways, it may be slow but it'll get you there in the end. | |||
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"Lovely how one, admittedly very handsome cock, can unite the forumites, male and female....it is simply beautiful (and the cock!)
You do realise that the next time you and it are in the same place at the same time it will need introducing properly. You do know that don't you? "I was rather hoping but too shy to ask | |||
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"Wishy is that your real cock or a stunt cock? (I use a bottom double for all my arse work) It's the Real McCoy, but I should probably confess that whilst I am 47 the cock in the photo is only 39. Should I update it?
No don't, time after all is relative.
Maybe Photoshop a wrinkle or two on but that's it. "OMG you two have me in stitches... | |||
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"Wishy is that your real cock or a stunt cock? (I use a bottom double for all my arse work) It's the Real McCoy, but I should probably confess that whilst I am 47 the cock in the photo is only 39. Should I update it?
No don't, time after all is relative.
Maybe Photoshop a wrinkle or two on but that's it. "I thought I'd update it after all, but it seems to have grown a mouth!! | |||
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"COck has only gone into hibernation as the fabsters prefer the view of the firm grip around it - I have it on good authority! Bring back gripping!! "That's Siren gripping it!! And it's her mouth, not mine, cos if it was my mouth I'd have a neck like a giraffe and wouldn't leave my house... ever! | |||
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"Back by popular demand. "Sirens hands are indeed beautiful and gripping but this is a much better marketing strategy! | |||
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"Is his cock still up there? Or has it fell off................the page "I know somewhere it most definately would like to be up. | |||
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"Has it flagged again. You really must work harder at keeping it up." I'm trying but me arm's fookin knackered. Anyone else wanna have a go? | |||
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"Tit wank might help" Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank. | |||
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"Tit wank might help Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank. "Apparently they are very life affirming..lol | |||
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"Tit wank might help Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.
Apparently they are very life affirming..lol"It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering? | |||
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"Tit wank might help Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.
Apparently they are very life affirming..lol
It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering? "If I'm North East bound will get my people to contact your people..lol | |||
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"Tit wank might help Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.
Apparently they are very life affirming..lol
It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering?
If I'm North East bound will get my people to contact your people..lol"I did ask my secretary for a tit wank once but she told me to fuck off and called me a dirty old perv so tread carefully when you call as she's a little sensitive. | |||
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"Tit wank might help Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.
Apparently they are very life affirming..lol
It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering?
If I'm North East bound will get my people to contact your people..lol
I did ask my secretary for a tit wank once but she told me to fuck off and called me a dirty old perv so tread carefully when you call as she's a little sensitive. "Staff are so petty nowadays..heads full of HR stuff I suppose! | |||
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"Tit wank might help Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.
Apparently they are very life affirming..lol
It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering?
If I'm North East bound will get my people to contact your people..lol
I did ask my secretary for a tit wank once but she told me to fuck off and called me a dirty old perv so tread carefully when you call as she's a little sensitive.
Staff are so petty nowadays..heads full of HR stuff I suppose!"I'll have to have a strong word with my HR people then! Filling my staff's head's full of their stuff! | |||
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"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me! "Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey. | |||
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"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!
Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey."This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned! | |||
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"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!
Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.
This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned! "Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields! | |||
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"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!
Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.
This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!
Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!"Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat. | |||
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"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!
Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.
This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!
Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!
Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat. "The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy. | |||
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"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!
Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.
This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!
Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!
Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat.
The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy. "And waste a perfectly good piece of bacon? | |||
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"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!
Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.
This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!
Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!
Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat.
The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy.
And waste a perfectly good piece of bacon? "You take that out before you throw them. I'd never willingly dispose of edible pig. | |||
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"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!
Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.
This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!
Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!
Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat.
The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy.
And waste a perfectly good piece of bacon?
You take that out before you throw them. I'd never willingly dispose of edible pig."But the cooked bacon would be infused with the stench of the disgusting little puke dungballs. I think the only way to deal with sprouts is to shoot people who grow them. | |||
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"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!
Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.
This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!
Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!
Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat.
The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy.
And waste a perfectly good piece of bacon?
You take that out before you throw them. I'd never willingly dispose of edible pig.
But the cooked bacon would be infused with the stench of the disgusting little puke dungballs.
I think the only way to deal with sprouts is to shoot people who grow them. "Fair enough. Your solution is definitely the best. Can we hunt them a bit first? Just that I have some unresolved childhood issues from my mother forcing me to eat the damn things every year. | |||
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"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol" Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!! | |||
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"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!! "I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock. Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax. | |||
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"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!!
I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock.
Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax."Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go | |||
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"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!!
I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock.
Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.
Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go "There's life in the old todger yet!! (I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?) | |||
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"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!!
I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock.
Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.
Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go
There's life in the old todger yet!!
(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?) "Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now. | |||
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"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!!
I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock.
Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.
Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go
There's life in the old todger yet!!
(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?)
Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now."{who's ya daddy... who's ya daddy!!} Uh! Uh! (authentic porno grunts) Uh! Uh! Oh baby! (am I putting you off?) Nevermind. Oooooo! Aaaah! (Cantona) Sorry, that slipped out there. | |||
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" Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax. Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go
There's life in the old todger yet!!
(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?)
Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now.
{who's ya daddy... who's ya daddy!!}
Uh! Uh! (authentic porno grunts) Uh! Uh! Oh baby!
(am I putting you off?)
Nevermind.
Oooooo! Aaaah! (Cantona) Sorry, that slipped out there. "Slip it back in quick before it goes down again. | |||
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" Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax. Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go
There's life in the old todger yet!!
(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?)
Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now.
{who's ya daddy... who's ya daddy!!}
Uh! Uh! (authentic porno grunts) Uh! Uh! Oh baby!
(am I putting you off?)
Nevermind.
Oooooo! Aaaah! (Cantona) Sorry, that slipped out there.
Slip it back in quick before it goes down again."Dont let him slip now he is sooo close | |||
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" Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax. Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go
There's life in the old todger yet!!
(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?)
Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now.
{who's ya daddy... who's ya daddy!!}
Uh! Uh! (authentic porno grunts) Uh! Uh! Oh baby!
(am I putting you off?)
Nevermind.
Oooooo! Aaaah! (Cantona) Sorry, that slipped out there.
Slip it back in quick before it goes down again."Hey, I'm not known as Torpedo Cock for nuthin y'know. Once it's out the tube it stays active till it finds a new mark, locks on and explodes. | |||
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