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"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.
What else will men never appreciate?  "
I might appreciate the opportunity to root them out for you with my tongue though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.
What else will men never appreciate? "
Excuse me some of have moobs and yes can appreciate toast crumbs on moobs
And have to shake them about to get them out lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure  "
I have never related to a post a more. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure "
Likely the same when you get one trapped in your foreskin or around the glans.  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.
What else will men never appreciate?
Excuse me some of have moobs and yes can appreciate toast crumbs on moobs
And have to shake them about to get them out lol "
But you can shake and they'll fall out. Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure
I have never related to a post a more. "
For quite some time that was the closest I'd get to an orgasm  |
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"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.
What else will men never appreciate?
I might appreciate the opportunity to root them out for you with my tongue though "
Yes! Response of the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure
I have never related to a post a more.
For quite some time that was the closest I'd get to an orgasm "
Still is for me. It's freaking awesome. |
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"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.
What else will men never appreciate?
Excuse me some of have moobs and yes can appreciate toast crumbs on moobs
And have to shake them about to get them out lol
But you can shake and they'll fall out. Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release "
The solution is, to eat your toast topless, then dust of the crumbs , before donning the brassiere |
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"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.
What else will men never appreciate?
I might appreciate the opportunity to root them out for you with my tongue though
Yes! Response of the day "
It's not quite page 1 of Top Photos but I'll happily accept the accolade |
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" Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release "
I once had an itchy boob all day at work. When I got home I took my bra off and there was a big earwig crawling about |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
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"The relief of taking your bra off after a day wearing one. "
Haha this reminds me of the Kenneth Williams joke about how he can't wait to get home to get the wife's knickers off... Cos they were a bit too tight... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also I know this sounds corny but I genuinely love watching other women be badass bitches with all their shit together. In real life or on TV. It gives me tingles for real |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
" Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release
I once had an itchy boob all day at work. When I got home I took my bra off and there was a big earwig crawling about "
Hope it wasn't too traumatic. Did you put it out in the garden to live with its happy memories? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure "
Guys get the same with pubes in the foreskin called a cheese wire! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release
I once had an itchy boob all day at work. When I got home I took my bra off and there was a big earwig crawling about "
Oh dear lord 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release
I once had an itchy boob all day at work. When I got home I took my bra off and there was a big earwig crawling about "
Omg km throwing out all my bras just in case and buying new ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting in from a night out and taking off...
-high heels
- support pants
- bra
- makeup
Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun
Bliss
Are you on Babestation by any chance?? "
Nightly  |
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"Getting in from a night out and taking off...
-high heels
- support pants
- bra
- makeup
Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun
Bliss
Are you on Babestation by any chance??
Nightly "
Bum wiggler? Or boob jiggler  |
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"Getting in from a night out and taking off...
-high heels
- support pants
- bra
- makeup
Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun
Bliss
Are you on Babestation by any chance??
Nightly "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well ladies on behalf of all the men on here we appreciate your sacrifices. It's all worth while just to have us drooling at your feet. Keep up the good work xxx |
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"Laughing too hard and involuntary urinating in your pantswe do that too
Why do we not have tena men then?
Someone is missing a gap in the market. "
There are Tena men! In masculine black and grey packaging |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"The excruciating pain of putting the toilet seat down.  "
This has always bugged me.
We get moaned at for leaving it up. Jow hard is it to put it down? Honestly??
And if we left it down there'd just be complaints that someone pissed on it.
Has any man in history ever complained that woman always leave the seat down?
I think not.........
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"Or when you get a mysterious air bubble in your lady bits. The discomfort, the wondering where the hell it came from, the fidgeting to get it to move, and the relief when it finally pops "
*squats to shift it*
Blip |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"The excruciating pain of putting the toilet seat down.
This has always bugged me.
We get moaned at for leaving it up. Jow hard is it to put it down? Honestly??
And if we left it down there'd just be complaints that someone pissed on it.
Has any man in history ever complained that woman always leave the seat down?
I think not.........
A"
No we haven't, that is because we are laid-back.
Pee is sterile therefore we would be cleaning the seat for the next person but as you said someone would complain. |
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"Getting in from a night out and taking off...
-high heels
- support pants
- bra
- makeup
Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun
Bliss "
To be fair; increasingly these days in Fab, there appears to be more men who do appreciate this…. |
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"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure
I have never related to a post a more.
For quite some time that was the closest I'd get to an orgasm "
So very true  |
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