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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you see a hot girl walking towards you eyeing you up as you drink you morning gregs
So you go to take a sip all cool never breaking eye contact
But for some randome reason the little hole has moved and you pour coffee all down your cheek cos your mouth aint big enough to catch it
And she starts giggling as she goes by cos the moment is gone and you look like a baby who cant feed himself covered chin dripping all over your shirt first thing?
I DO   f&b please insert your head in hands picture  
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Next time, look her straight in the eye while you slow lick the coffee off your chin, suck off your fingers and finish with a lip lick n wink. "
guys dont do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Inevitable - I love those moments.... not being the one spilling hot coffee but the lady walking away with a big smile and a giggle. Those moments are sweet, sexy, clumsy but funny all at the same time. Then again I am a sucker for a slip, trip & fall.
Disclaimer: I can not be held responsible for an increase in scolds and burns from hot food and beverage outlets by guys chucking coffee over their chin to attract women 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Inevitable - I love those moments.... not being the one spilling hot coffee but the lady walking away with a big smile and a giggle. Those moments are sweet, sexy, clumsy but funny all at the same time. Then again I am a sucker for a slip, trip & fall.
Disclaimer: I can not be held responsible for an increase in scolds and burns from hot food and beverage outlets by guys chucking coffee over their chin to attract women
NBVN x"
jeremy beadle groupie?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did somebody say Gregg’s?
Oh you, I tried those halloumi fries. Shit.
Are you serious?
Yes I am!! I was very disappointed "
You have awful taste! This must be why you eat daim bars 
Did you try the tiramisu McFlurry? I haven’t had that yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did somebody say Gregg’s?
Oh you, I tried those halloumi fries. Shit.
Are you serious?
Yes I am!! I was very disappointed
You have awful taste! This must be why you eat daim bars
Did you try the tiramisu McFlurry? I haven’t had that yet."
Oh I forgot about that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did somebody say Gregg’s?
Oh you, I tried those halloumi fries. Shit.
Are you serious?
Yes I am!! I was very disappointed
You have awful taste! This must be why you eat daim bars
Did you try the tiramisu McFlurry? I haven’t had that yet.
Oh I forgot about that!!"
You never fail to disappoint me. |
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