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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Everyone is getting engaged, hitched or married .................... have u all coordinated your nuptials........ or are u all going for different occasions? and if they are coordinated ones where the heck are u holding the bun fight after? lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to know who's playing the 'organ'...!  "
I am sure there will be plenty of offers, now if this is a coordinated attack then it might only be one organ player, if its multiple do's then there could be many organists ........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I ever mention the words 'I'm getting married again' - please assume my profile has been hacked, or I'm dead and have bequeathed it to someone with similar characteristics! 
Unless Rihanna finally makes her bloody mind up - but even then - nope, if I ever insinuate looming nuptials please feel free to kill me quickly!  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"If I ever mention the words 'I'm getting married again' - please assume my profile has been hacked, or I'm dead and have bequeathed it to someone with similar characteristics!
Unless Rihanna finally makes her bloody mind up - but even then - nope, if I ever insinuate looming nuptials please feel free to kill me quickly! "
can we have a mad passionate sex affair on the side then please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't play the organ.......but I'll give a damn good go on the flute - all in a good cause!
Any good on the obo?
did u spell his name wrong?  "
Hehe noooooo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't play the organ.......but I'll give a damn good go on the flute - all in a good cause!
Any good on the obo?
did u spell his name wrong?
Hehe noooooo "
I can play the sax but not the oboe does that help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't play the organ.......but I'll give a damn good go on the flute - all in a good cause!
Any good on the obo?
did u spell his name wrong?
Hehe noooooo "
I'm multi talented, so I'll give the obo/the obi-o/ or even the penny whistle a go Dave - can I borrow yours!!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I ever mention the words 'I'm getting married again' - please assume my profile has been hacked, or I'm dead and have bequeathed it to someone with similar characteristics!
Unless Rihanna finally makes her bloody mind up - but even then - nope, if I ever insinuate looming nuptials please feel free to kill me quickly!
can we have a mad passionate sex affair on the side then please "
Wouldn't really be an affair if I'm not married would it - that's cheating - or not, as the case may be! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not getting hitched Minxie, so if you like we can be each others back-up?
If neither of us are married by the end of the week then we'll piss off to Vegas and get hitched there.
I'll have a 6'5 black transexual as my best man and you can be attended by poledancers. Then we'll get ratted and blow the housekeeping on blackjack. You'll find me in bed next morning with Siegfried and Roy, and I'll see your tattoo with "DP Diva-love Fabio and McDonkey" and we'll get an annullment.
It'll be ace! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i am a wedding photographer yes couples are still getting married, my last wedding this year is the 30th dec.
Love to shoot a swingers wedding next year,,any offers?"
did u miss an "at" out between the shoot and a? just asking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't play the organ.......but I'll give a damn good go on the flute - all in a good cause!
Any good on the obo?
did u spell his name wrong?
Hehe noooooo
I'm multi talented, so I'll give the obo/the obi-o/ or even the penny whistle a go Dave - can I borrow yours!!? "
Of coarse blow away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting hitched Minxie, so if you like we can be each others back-up?
If neither of us are married by the end of the week then we'll piss off to Vegas and get hitched there.
I'll have a 6'5 black transexual as my best man and you can be attended by poledancers. Then we'll get ratted and blow the housekeeping on blackjack. You'll find me in bed next morning with Siegfried and Roy, and I'll see your tattoo with "DP Diva-love Fabio and McDonkey" and we'll get an annullment.
It'll be ace!"
I'm comin along too, just to video it all, I'll make a fortune when I sell it on as a blockbuster movie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting hitched Minxie, so if you like we can be each others back-up?
If neither of us are married by the end of the week then we'll piss off to Vegas and get hitched there.
I'll have a 6'5 black transexual as my best man and you can be attended by poledancers. Then we'll get ratted and blow the housekeeping on blackjack. You'll find me in bed next morning with Siegfried and Roy, and I'll see your tattoo with "DP Diva-love Fabio and McDonkey" and we'll get an annullment.
It'll be ace!"
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I have the rights to create havoc and mayhem - not u ............ ask Bussy, n Julie, n Funky, n Teletubbie, n Insaitiable, n Lickety the list is endless ............ all havoc, chaos and mayhem, HAS to be okayed by ME!!!!!! lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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can we have a mad passionate sex affair on the side then please
Wouldn't really be an affair if I'm not married would it - that's cheating - or not, as the case may be! "
true... fancy a fuck beforehand then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting hitched Minxie, so if you like we can be each others back-up?
If neither of us are married by the end of the week then we'll piss off to Vegas and get hitched there.
I'll have a 6'5 black transexual as my best man and you can be attended by poledancers. Then we'll get ratted and blow the housekeeping on blackjack. You'll find me in bed next morning with Siegfried and Roy, and I'll see your tattoo with "DP Diva-love Fabio and McDonkey" and we'll get an annullment.
It'll be ace!
I'm comin along too, just to video it all, I'll make a fortune when I sell it on as a blockbuster movie! "
You'll earn top honours at the porn awards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't play the organ.......but I'll give a damn good go on the flute - all in a good cause!
Any good on the obo?
did u spell his name wrong?
Hehe noooooo
I can play the sax but not the oboe does that help "
I can play the triangle or the pots and pans |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't play the organ.......but I'll give a damn good go on the flute - all in a good cause!
Any good on the obo?
did u spell his name wrong?
Hehe noooooo
I can play the sax but not the oboe does that help
I can play the triangle or the pots and pans "
how about the tambourine ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't play the organ.......but I'll give a damn good go on the flute - all in a good cause!
Any good on the obo?
did u spell his name wrong?
Hehe noooooo
I can play the sax but not the oboe does that help
I can play the triangle or the pots and pans
how about the tambourine ? "
i can do the harpsicord if thats any use, |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I can't play the organ.......but I'll give a damn good go on the flute - all in a good cause!
Any good on the obo?
did u spell his name wrong?
Hehe noooooo
I can play the sax but not the oboe does that help
I can play the triangle or the pots and pans "
no playing with the presents please, I have to return them to the shop after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting hitched Minxie, so if you like we can be each others back-up?
If neither of us are married by the end of the week then we'll piss off to Vegas and get hitched there.
I'll have a 6'5 black transexual as my best man and you can be attended by poledancers. Then we'll get ratted and blow the housekeeping on blackjack. You'll find me in bed next morning with Siegfried and Roy, and I'll see your tattoo with "DP Diva-love Fabio and McDonkey" and we'll get an annullment.
It'll be ace!
I'm comin along too, just to video it all, I'll make a fortune when I sell it on as a blockbuster movie!
You'll earn top honours at the porn awards "
Rusty my sweet , you'll have to nominate me! I'll have to get a bigger weddin pressie now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love is in the air Minx...or my case..I'm aiming for a share of the Funky empire...but sssh a/don't tell Funky and b/don't tell M.
Oh yeah and finally c/don't tell the law, as I'd be done for bigamy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Minxie, I'll see your chaos and raise you my "gay abandon", my " where did you even find an elephant you moron" and "This club is now under my control, do the fucking TimeWarp bitches!"
Now are you my back-up or not? As I won't wait around for you forever you know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Love is in the air Minx...or my case..I'm aiming for a share of the Funky empire...but sssh a/don't tell Funky and b/don't tell M.
Oh yeah and finally c/don't tell the law, as I'd be done for bigamy "
ok ok all this responsibility of "not telling" its weighing really heavy now man ............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ever and I mean never ever will the words "I do" or I am getting married come out of my mouth.... !! "
Not til you get the 'D' word sorted first! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Minxie, I'll see your chaos and raise you my "gay abandon", my " where did you even find an elephant you moron" and "This club is now under my control, do the fucking TimeWarp bitches!"
Now are you my back-up or not? As I won't wait around for you forever you know."
ok the seeing my chaos by raising your gay abandon might not be enough, the elephant u find in the zoo, and I aint a moron (I just pretend that point lol) and I somehow think the asylum is run by the inmates but the dancing is good
No I am not ure back-up u might be able to be mine if ............... errrrrm thinking now ................. will be back with the answer in a tad ..... hang on ............ |
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"Never ever and I mean never ever will the words "I do" or I am getting married come out of my mouth.... !!
Not til you get the 'D' word sorted first! "
If you can find the fucker I have married then great.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never ever and I mean never ever will the words "I do" or I am getting married come out of my mouth.... !!
Not til you get the 'D' word sorted first!
If you can find the fucker I have married then great.... "
I'd suggest it as a 'treasure hunt' for your party - but then the flat might be a bit empty!!
Call in the US marines - they found Bin Laden eventually - so there's hope yet!!
He might be kayaking in South America!! |
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"Never ever and I mean never ever will the words "I do" or I am getting married come out of my mouth.... !!
Not til you get the 'D' word sorted first!
If you can find the fucker I have married then great....
I'd suggest it as a 'treasure hunt' for your party - but then the flat might be a bit empty!!
Call in the US marines - they found Bin Laden eventually - so there's hope yet!!
He might be kayaking in South America!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting hitched Minxie, so if you like we can be each others back-up?
If neither of us are married by the end of the week then we'll piss off to Vegas and get hitched there.
I'll have a 6'5 black transexual as my best man and you can be attended by poledancers. Then we'll get ratted and blow the housekeeping on blackjack. You'll find me in bed next morning with Siegfried and Roy, and I'll see your tattoo with "DP Diva-love Fabio and McDonkey" and we'll get an annullment.
It'll be ace!
I'm comin along too, just to video it all, I'll make a fortune when I sell it on as a blockbuster movie!
You'll earn top honours at the porn awards
Rusty my sweet , you'll have to nominate me! I'll have to get a bigger weddin pressie now! "
I'll nominate you not a problem, I'll rig the voting so you win |
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"Love is in the air Minx...or my case..I'm aiming for a share of the Funky empire...but sssh a/don't tell Funky and b/don't tell M.
Oh yeah and finally c/don't tell the law, as I'd be done for bigamy "
My lawyers will have this pre-nup tied up so tight there wont be any wriggle room lady! I know that's just how you like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not getting hitched Minxie, so if you like we can be each others back-up?
If neither of us are married by the end of the week then we'll piss off to Vegas and get hitched there.
I'll have a 6'5 black transexual as my best man and you can be attended by poledancers. Then we'll get ratted and blow the housekeeping on blackjack. You'll find me in bed next morning with Siegfried and Roy, and I'll see your tattoo with "DP Diva-love Fabio and McDonkey" and we'll get an annullment.
It'll be ace!
I'm comin along too, just to video it all, I'll make a fortune when I sell it on as a blockbuster movie!
You'll earn top honours at the porn awards
Rusty my sweet , you'll have to nominate me! I'll have to get a bigger weddin pressie now!
I'll nominate you not a problem, I'll rig the voting so you win "
even bigger wedding pressie now - are you doin this on purpose, just to get something decent?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not getting hitched Minxie, so if you like we can be each others back-up?
If neither of us are married by the end of the week then we'll piss off to Vegas and get hitched there.
I'll have a 6'5 black transexual as my best man and you can be attended by poledancers. Then we'll get ratted and blow the housekeeping on blackjack. You'll find me in bed next morning with Siegfried and Roy, and I'll see your tattoo with "DP Diva-love Fabio and McDonkey" and we'll get an annullment.
It'll be ace!
I'm comin along too, just to video it all, I'll make a fortune when I sell it on as a blockbuster movie!
You'll earn top honours at the porn awards
Rusty my sweet , you'll have to nominate me! I'll have to get a bigger weddin pressie now!
I'll nominate you not a problem, I'll rig the voting so you win
even bigger wedding pressie now - are you doin this on purpose, just to get something decent?! "
No!!! as if I'd do a thing like that |
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"Never ever and I mean never ever will the words "I do" or I am getting married come out of my mouth.... !!
Not til you get the 'D' word sorted first!
If you can find the fucker I have married then great....
I'd suggest it as a 'treasure hunt' for your party - but then the flat might be a bit empty!!
Call in the US marines - they found Bin Laden eventually - so there's hope yet!!
He might be kayaking in South America!! "
Probably in the Deep South playin' banjo!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Love is in the air Minx...or my case..I'm aiming for a share of the Funky empire...but sssh a/don't tell Funky and b/don't tell M.
Oh yeah and finally c/don't tell the law, as I'd be done for bigamy
My lawyers will have this pre-nup tied up so tight there wont be any wriggle room lady! I know that's just how you like it"
You know me so well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could be they all getting hitched before the world ends on 21/12.......is the bar free "
im getting hitched for lurveeeeee
and damm i hope the bar is free  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could be they all getting hitched before the world ends on 21/12.......is the bar free
im getting hitched for lurveeeeee
and damm i hope the bar is free "
Aaaaaw cute you getting all soppy , mmmmm free bar and a large chocolate fountain  |
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