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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!  "
Thankfully somone has a conscience. |
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over a year ago
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"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!
Thankfully somone has a conscience."
S'ok, I'll buy them under assumed names and stack them on top of each other to minimise the land I'll need. Then I'll cram as many of them feckin poor people in as possible and make sure the rent goes up by at least 20% per annum.
Mr Taxpayer said he'd help out with the payments so that's a brucie bonus eh? |
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"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!
Thankfully somone has a conscience.
S'ok, I'll buy them under assumed names and stack them on top of each other to minimise the land I'll need. Then I'll cram as many of them feckin poor people in as possible and make sure the rent goes up by at least 20% per annum.
Mr Taxpayer said he'd help out with the payments so that's a brucie bonus eh?"
You will have to ask the family breadwinner first. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!
Thankfully somone has a conscience.
S'ok, I'll buy them under assumed names and stack them on top of each other to minimise the land I'll need. Then I'll cram as many of them feckin poor people in as possible and make sure the rent goes up by at least 20% per annum.
Mr Taxpayer said he'd help out with the payments so that's a brucie bonus eh?"
HMRC will still crucify you. Others will come to watch. More still will rejoice in the youtube video of the event.
Me? I leave that to your imagination. |
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"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!
Thankfully somone has a conscience.
S'ok, I'll buy them under assumed names and stack them on top of each other to minimise the land I'll need. Then I'll cram as many of them feckin poor people in as possible and make sure the rent goes up by at least 20% per annum.
Mr Taxpayer said he'd help out with the payments so that's a brucie bonus eh?
HMRC will still crucify you. Others will come to watch. More still will rejoice in the youtube video of the event.
Me? I leave that to your imagination."
Ha! Nobody cares about poor people. Not those with cash anyway. They wouldn't know what to do with a nice big house with gardens, a driveway and a garage. They'd probably have a rave in it.  |
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And it is a log cabin 
Im so pleased my big metal one is already in place and in use on the garden and cost me nowt 