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Man cuts off own testicles while dreaming....

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man  over a year ago

bristol

Kofi Atta dozed off in an armchair at his home in Ghana and claims that he managed to pick up a knife and mutilate the sensitive area while dreaming about cutting meat.

The farmer called two neighbours, while still in a dream-like state, who rushed to his house and found him covered in blood.

He told BBC Pidgin: "I was sitting in my chair when I dozed off. In my sleep I dreamt that I was cutting some meat in front of me.

"I don't remember how I picked up the knife, even I am confused."

Atta explained how he felt a sharp pain in his genitals when he stood up but only became aware of the true horror of his injuries while in hospital.

Doctors have told Atta that he must undergo surgery to make a full recovery and he is now aiming to raise funds for the procedure.

...whatever you do not dream of cutting meat chaps...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im calling bullshit tom oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How does he normally cut meat?

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Raise funds for what procedure ? Surely they can't repair anything now ?

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Bollocks

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By *nobyMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

I reckon the surgeon will get the sack.

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By *istalloverCouple  over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Kofi Atta dozed off

On his chair next to his hedge

He got his knife

That belonged to his wife

And chopped off his meat and 2 veg

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By *istalloverCouple  over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

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By *erry bull1Man  over a year ago

doncaster

Was he dreaming he was preparing sweetbreads for dinner

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