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"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here" It just is. | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? " liquid lunch | |||
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"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here It just is." you could always meet a laydee instead... Wolf | |||
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"mmm i fancy some lunch not had no breakfast " Same here, Péppa. Wanna do lunch? - Amy. x | |||
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"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here It just is. you could always meet a laydee instead... Wolf " That's a very good point | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch " did someone mention booze??? | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch " yep sounds good to me | |||
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"mmm i fancy some lunch not had no breakfast Same here, Péppa. Wanna do lunch? - Amy. x" come and join us ...... | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch did someone mention booze??? " hell yes | |||
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"Lol ok i understand that ppl and for moaning i shouldt b but i just wont fun not site here talking lol " Wow good effort lol | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch did someone mention booze??? " yeah we did - r u dressing up then? | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch yep sounds good to me " Whoop whoop i got myself a date | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch yep sounds good to me " I am at a bit of a loose end, mind if I join you ladies for lunch? | |||
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"No offence intended here just some sound advice. Try putting some more details about yourself on your profile, likes and dislikes,etc and what you are looking for in people. Also your age preference 18-99 may put some people off as it comes across you may be desperate. As I stated above it's not a dig at you.. just advice." What a pleasant guy you are | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch did someone mention booze??? yeah we did - r u dressing up then? " For a drink with you I'll dress up in anything you want!! Lol | |||
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"mmm i fancy some lunch not had no breakfast Same here, Péppa. Wanna do lunch? - Amy. x come and join us ...... " Lol, how can a girl say no? See you in 5! - Amy. x | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch did someone mention booze??? hell yes" Can I come?? I'm having a bad day. Liquid lunch will be just what the doctor ordered. First round is on me?? X | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch did someone mention booze??? yeah we did - r u dressing up then? For a drink with you I'll dress up in anything you want!! Lol " go get into your suit then ..... | |||
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"Noone invited me " u have to jump on the bandwagon as it rolls by ........ | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch did someone mention booze??? hell yes Can I come?? I'm having a bad day. Liquid lunch will be just what the doctor ordered. First round is on me?? X " the more the merrier ....... think this confirms the OP theory that Yes women do meet | |||
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"Lol ok i understand that ppl and for moaning i shouldt b but i just wont fun not site here talking lol " Rather than just looking at womens profiles, look at some mens too - especially those that are local to you and those that are getting meets. Look at how there profile differs from yours in terms of content and attitude and take a leaf out of their book. I feel you are about to have your illusions about the site and the conduct of it's female members somewhat shattered. You are likely to do more far more sitting than you are meeting, so I can suggest pulling up a comfy chair, getting your comfy clobber on and positioning yourself near to a kettle and some nibbles. Just one last thing, negativity and defeatism tends to attract the same, so think on Good Luck. I hope you make the site work for you | |||
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"So what's on the menu? and where we all meeting " booze - oh oooops nobody coordinated where ........... thats your job now ........... | |||
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"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? liquid lunch did someone mention booze??? hell yes Can I come?? I'm having a bad day. Liquid lunch will be just what the doctor ordered. First round is on me?? X the more the merrier ....... think this confirms the OP theory that Yes women do meet " Hahahaha. Problem solved then. Ill be one weilding huge pitchers of margaritas! X | |||
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"ladies that lunch can I join please? " deffo | |||
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"ladies that lunch can I join please? deffo " woo hoo, I'll put me glad rags on | |||
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"In answer to your question ...yes they do, Text speak can be a no no for many people, so avoid if you use it in your messages.., The more effort you put in, tbe greater the rewards.... Patience is a virtue,... In the mean time keep smiling. " Cheers mate | |||
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"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it " Thank u beatifull i well do that | |||
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"Think i will wear a hat" I was thinking of putting clothes on as well | |||
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"Lol ok i understand that ppl and for moaning i shouldt b but i just wont fun not site here talking lol Rather than just looking at womens profiles, look at some mens too - especially those that are local to you and those that are getting meets. Look at how there profile differs from yours in terms of content and attitude and take a leaf out of their book. I feel you are about to have your illusions about the site and the conduct of it's female members somewhat shattered. You are likely to do more far more sitting than you are meeting, so I can suggest pulling up a comfy chair, getting your comfy clobber on and positioning yourself near to a kettle and some nibbles. Just one last thing, negativity and defeatism tends to attract the same, so think on Good Luck. I hope you make the site work for you " Sound advice for the lad.. May others take note!! | |||
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"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it Thank u beatifull i well do that " Your welcome! And welcome to the forums | |||
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"Think i will wear a hat I was thinking of putting clothes on as well " Where are we all meeting for lunch then? | |||
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"Think i will wear a hat I was thinking of putting clothes on as well " Yes its a bit chilly today | |||
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"Can I come too please ladies? " without a doubt me thinks we ought to invite the males as well dont u? | |||
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"Can I come too please ladies? without a doubt me thinks we ought to invite the males as well dont u? " Nope!! I don't meet men ;-) | |||
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"Op what is a freaky lady? " pmsl | |||
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"Is this a girls only liquid lunch, or can a bloke with a loose end join you... . my next appointments cancelled,., " yep free for all it would appear | |||
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"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it Thank u beatifull i well do that Your welcome! And welcome to the forums " My advice was just as good and he didn't call me beautiful Bussy can be found in the sulking corner this afternoon - mind you it does get a bit full in there at times | |||
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"Op what is a freaky lady? pmsl " BOOOOOOOOOO Are you freaked out now TT? Lol | |||
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"Op what is a freaky lady? " Glad you asked lol | |||
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"Think i will wear a hat I was thinking of putting clothes on as well Where are we all meeting for lunch then? " Midsmatey is coordinating the location ............ but he appears to have gone silent ....... | |||
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"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it Thank u beatifull i well do that Your welcome! And welcome to the forums My advice was just as good and he didn't call me beautiful Bussy can be found in the sulking corner this afternoon - mind you it does get a bit full in there at times " Bussy your beautiful to me | |||
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"Op what is a freaky lady? pmsl BOOOOOOOOOO Are you freaked out now TT? Lol" JeZzz you are one freaky lady.. I almost peed with fright!! | |||
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"Can I come too please ladies? without a doubt me thinks we ought to invite the males as well dont u? Nope!! I don't meet men ;-)" well u just meet the ladies then and ignore any men that might be lingering | |||
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"Think i will wear a hat I was thinking of putting clothes on as well Where are we all meeting for lunch then? Midsmatey is coordinating the location ............ but he appears to have gone silent ....... " Think he getting his tux on | |||
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"A lunch with the ladies sounds great fun! Count me in To the OP...yes they do, you need to have patience and not expect it served up on a plate" ure in | |||
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"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it Thank u beatifull i well do that Your welcome! And welcome to the forums My advice was just as good and he didn't call me beautiful Bussy can be found in the sulking corner this afternoon - mind you it does get a bit full in there at times Bussy your beautiful to me " Cool - I'll move over into the wanking corner then (as soon as the OP has finished) | |||
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"Op what is a freaky lady? pmsl BOOOOOOOOOO Are you freaked out now TT? Lol JeZzz you are one freaky lady.. I almost peed with fright!! " Cool I always wanted to get my "Freak On" | |||
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"Who wonts the first dance " Hang on, just warming up my freak | |||
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"Who wonts the first dance " there's gonna be dancing as well!!!!!! | |||
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"Who wonts the first dance there's gonna be dancing as well!!!!!! " he doesn't know yet that we always start off with a conga | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets." Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X | |||
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"Who wonts the first dance there's gonna be dancing as well!!!!!! he doesn't know yet that we always start off with a conga" are you organizing music Bussy ... Can i make a request for freak me for Julie please, i think she'll enjoy the lyrics | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X " oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X " Have you only just noticed | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X " More than rather | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X " Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule. P.S. I like your knockers x | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on " Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in " Minx get your coat love, you've pulled | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in " You don't what ur letting urself in for young man This lot will tire you out way before it gets round to Whig, Wham, Bam ! | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule. P.S. I like your knockers x" Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule. P.S. I like your knockers x Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx " Beat - no. Spank - maybe | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X Have you only just noticed " No I noticed a while back but thought I wouldn't say anything. Couldn't keep it in any longer tho!! X | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule. P.S. I like your knockers x Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx Beat - no. Spank - maybe" Spank maybe. I actually want to bite it... X yours is nice too! It's yummy bottom day x | |||
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"Bussy gess wot " oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in You don't what ur letting urself in for young man This lot will tire you out way before it gets round to Whig, Wham, Bam !" Lol im danceing machince lol | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games" Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games" You didn't even try to guess bussy! | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in Minx get your coat love, you've pulled" sorry was in the corner ogling funky's bum, going for a feel now ....... | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule. P.S. I like your knockers x Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx Beat - no. Spank - maybe Spank maybe. I actually want to bite it... X yours is nice too! It's yummy bottom day x " You only have to say where and when... | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun " Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games You didn't even try to guess bussy! " You got a sexy ass hun | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun " Aww how sweet | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well " Wonder if this will lead to another marriage proposal | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well " I think there might be yet another wedding/civil ceremony! | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well " Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol | |||
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"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets. Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule. P.S. I like your knockers x Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx Beat - no. Spank - maybe Spank maybe. I actually want to bite it... X yours is nice too! It's yummy bottom day x You only have to say where and when..." get in the corner let me ogle yours too | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well I think there might be yet another wedding/civil ceremony!" When is ours (P.S our will be elite Funky supporters only and the guests have to pay to watch) | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well " MMF Minxie ? | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol " My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well MMF Minxie ? " whistler helllllllllllllllllp | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol " FUNKY save me | |||
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"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here" They're in control here mate; I've been here for a couple of months now and no joy - it's the just the way it is - be patient, you might get lucky - well that's what I tell myself any way lol | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied " Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ? And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ? | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well MMF Minxie ? " Come on bussy let's go and do lunch! Everyone else is too busy with bums and getting hitched | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol FUNKY save me " Where Whistler when u need him? | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol FUNKY save me " O its like that wonder meany bum lol | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ? And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ?" now thats a tad harsh, bringing up all my misdemeaners in one hit ....... | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol FUNKY save me Where Whistler when u need him? " Putting on his special pants.... | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well I think there might be yet another wedding/civil ceremony! When is ours (P.S our will be elite Funky supporters only and the guests have to pay to watch)" Are these legally binding real world marriages or just forum based wedlock? I am open to the latter with you Julie, providing you wear THE costume at the wedding. However we will need a pre-nup. I don't want to have to give away half of my leaving threads if we split. | |||
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"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here They're in control here mate; I've been here for a couple of months now and no joy - it's the just the way it is - be patient, you might get lucky - well that's what I tell myself any way lol" Seeing as I'm on a mission to find fabs greatest bottoms yours is in my top 3 so far today!!! X | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol FUNKY save me Where Whistler when u need him? Putting on his special pants...." well hurry then !!!! | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol FUNKY save me Where Whistler when u need him? Putting on his special pants.... well hurry then !!!! " I'm trying, I'm trying ... to decide which ones... | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well I think there might be yet another wedding/civil ceremony! When is ours (P.S our will be elite Funky supporters only and the guests have to pay to watch) Are these legally binding real world marriages or just forum based wedlock? I am open to the latter with you Julie, providing you wear THE costume at the wedding. However we will need a pre-nup. I don't want to have to give away half of my leaving threads if we split. " Deal Phew saved now Ooo how exciting...now to get on that band wagon! | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol " Pfft ! I'd just been and had a shower too | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol FUNKY save me Where Whistler when u need him? Putting on his special pants.... well hurry then !!!! I'm trying, I'm trying ... to decide which ones..." Can't decide. Commando it is! | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ? And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ? now thats a tad harsh, bringing up all my misdemeaners in one hit ....... " I was giving you an alibi If you failed to show for your meet, you could just say you had ended up in hospital (again) or had brought the centre of Brighton to an electrical gridlock (again) and no one would have suspected a thing | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol FUNKY save me Where Whistler when u need him? Putting on his special pants.... well hurry then !!!! I'm trying, I'm trying ... to decide which ones... Can't decide. Commando it is!" cool, I'll hide your modesty ..... | |||
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"Yes I do meet, but who and when I want. " Ok miss tart i was just asking lol how you any with them lovely eyes | |||
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"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol FUNKY save me Where Whistler when u need him? Putting on his special pants.... well hurry then !!!! I'm trying, I'm trying ... to decide which ones... Can't decide. Commando it is! cool, I'll hide your modesty ..... " Modesty? What's that? | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ? And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ? now thats a tad harsh, bringing up all my misdemeaners in one hit ....... I was giving you an alibi If you failed to show for your meet, you could just say you had ended up in hospital (again) or had brought the centre of Brighton to an electrical gridlock (again) and no one would have suspected a thing " this is very true ........ I will save that one for another time I am being saved by a commando or did I misunderstand? lol | |||
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"Bussy gess wot oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ? And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ? now thats a tad harsh, bringing up all my misdemeaners in one hit ....... I was giving you an alibi If you failed to show for your meet, you could just say you had ended up in hospital (again) or had brought the centre of Brighton to an electrical gridlock (again) and no one would have suspected a thing this is very true ........ I will save that one for another time I am being saved by a commando or did I misunderstand? lol " Let me just check my shopping basket at Fantasies'R'Us... | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol " You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner " Is that the naughty corner? | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner " Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner " I am flitting between the sulking and the wanking corner. Me and the OP keep passing in the corridor | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Is that the naughty corner?" No im in the freaky conrner | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol" Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner I am flitting between the sulking and the wanking corner. Me and the OP keep passing in the corridor " Awww no one puts bussy in the corner!! | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants " Thanks bussy u give it away lol | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner I am flitting between the sulking and the wanking corner. Me and the OP keep passing in the corridor Awww no one puts bussy in the corner!! " It'd have to be a fkin big one to even try and fit me in | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants " Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum" 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M " Whistles It's all Bussy's fault | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M Whistles It's all Bussy's fault " Hmm... A likely story! | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M " | |||
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"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here" You can moan and wish your life away but if a lady dosent want to meet then thats how it is. You have to wooo them and treat them with respect and then if your lucky you mite get a cuppa | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M " Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile OP - welcome to the madness that is the forum...seems like you have a sense of humour, I'm sure you'll soon find someone for some fun - keep mucking about on the forums, see if you can get to a social (they're a great laugh, even if you don't get laid) and try a forum search for why can't I get a meet or profile advice threads for some good ideas to help improve your chances (look at some of the male contributors to this thread's profiles as well, except for Funky, he's a well known timewaster, but he's got a lovely bum so we let him off). Good luck | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile " I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I? | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I? " I'm still on forum probation. | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I? I'm still on forum probation. " Don't worry, I'll put you in the corner with Bussy, he'll look after you *cough* | |||
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" Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile " Caz, at the risk of running into issues of National Security here, have I told you my theory about 'M' ? 'He' is really Judi Dench It's only a theory at this point, but I did notice he was very quiet that week of the Skyfall premieres .... and Julies 'injuries' - they are consistent with falling from the top of a train after a fist fight with an unknown gentleman of continental origin Just saying ! | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I? " I dunno, works for most of Taz's victims (ooops, I mean meets) tho' the cellar does get a bit smelly at times... | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I? " I would he he | |||
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"OP, with a sense of humour like yours you should do ok on here! As a couple o others have said, have a look at some other male profiles and take some pointers from them (don't bother with the one-liners though! Lol!) Be patient and keep up the banter - it goes a long way to helping!! A good profile, decent pics (and a few indecent maybe, but keep 'em private!), don't send cock pics unless requested and keep up the flanter and you'll have a meet soon! I know, it's the way I roll! Good luck bro! " And just last one other thing OP If you have EVER owned an MG Montego, NEVER admit to it in public | |||
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" Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile Caz, at the risk of running into issues of National Security here, have I told you my theory about 'M' ? 'He' is really Judi Dench It's only a theory at this point, but I did notice he was very quiet that week of the Skyfall premieres .... and Julies 'injuries' - they are consistent with falling from the top of a train after a fist fight with an unknown gentleman of continental origin Just saying ! " Busted | |||
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"OP, with a sense of humour like yours you should do ok on here! As a couple o others have said, have a look at some other male profiles and take some pointers from them (don't bother with the one-liners though! Lol!) Be patient and keep up the banter - it goes a long way to helping!! A good profile, decent pics (and a few indecent maybe, but keep 'em private!), don't send cock pics unless requested and keep up the flanter and you'll have a meet soon! I know, it's the way I roll! Good luck bro! And just last one other thing OP If you have EVER owned an MG Montego, NEVER admit to it in public " Oi Bussy! I was hoping no-one would ever bring that up again!!! Get back in your corner! Lol! | |||
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"Feeling lonely in this corner lol You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants Where's the hiding smiley gone Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum 'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? M Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I? I would he he " I'm allowed out to go to work, but I'll be chained to the bed as soon as I get home. | |||
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"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here" Personally.... Disrespectful single blokes and couples that seem to think the women will shag anything, at any time, any place, have put me off. Celibacy is a lot more appealing.......... | |||
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"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here Personally.... Disrespectful single blokes and couples that seem to think the women will shag anything, at any time, any place, have put me off. Celibacy is a lot more appealing.......... " No one is even thinking that i only asked a simple question claim down love | |||
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"awwwwwwwww M has his own profile.........now the confusion can cease! " As long as I don't lock him out of his a/c | |||
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"Nope never ever ever meet anyone at all from here " Them devil eyes say different hun lol | |||
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"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here Personally.... Disrespectful single blokes and couples that seem to think the women will shag anything, at any time, any place, have put me off. Celibacy is a lot more appealing.......... No one is even thinking that i only asked a simple question claim down love " Just a comment, I didn't mean you. X | |||
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"Nope never ever ever meet anyone at all from here Them devil eyes say different hun lol " Blast foiled again (is that the word I want) | |||
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"Nope never ever ever meet anyone at all from here Them devil eyes say different hun lol Blast foiled again (is that the word I want) " Yep | |||
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"Nope never ever ever meet anyone at all from here Them devil eyes say different hun lol Blast foiled again (is that the word I want) " Yep lol big time lol | |||
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