I want to be shorter but that won't happen for a good 50 years.
I will have a bigger rounder butt but it'll take effort.
What do you want that you can't have?
What do you want that you know you can work towards?
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I want him, never gonna happen.
I want a cooked breakfast, also not gonna happen today at least.
I want to get fit, could happen if I stopped being so lazy and eating all the breakfasts.
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"I want to be shorter but that won't happen for a good 50 years.
I will have a bigger rounder butt but it'll take effort.
What do you want that you can't have?
What do you want that you know you can work towards?
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You look fine how you are
I'd like the last 40 years over again |
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"I want him, never gonna happen.
I want a cooked breakfast, also not gonna happen today at least.
I want to get fit, could happen if I stopped being so lazy and eating all the breakfasts.
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funny beats fit so you’re already winning xxx |
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I want smaller boobs - not gonna happen
I want world peace, that’s not gonna happen either but I will do what I can to help those caught up in the gunfire |
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"I want a holiday but that’s impossible until next year.
There’s a trip to my underpants on offer - free as it happens- grab it while it lasts  "
I don’t swing that way buddy. |
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"I want a holiday but that’s impossible until next year.
There’s a trip to my underpants on offer - free as it happens- grab it while it lasts
I don’t swing that way buddy."
Ahem sorry just saw you from behind … it was the thong…. And the boobs…  |
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"I want a holiday but that’s impossible until next year.
There’s a trip to my underpants on offer - free as it happens- grab it while it lasts
I don’t swing that way buddy.
Ahem sorry just saw you from behind … it was the thong…. And the boobs… "
My boobs are better but the bum is hairy. |
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"I want a holiday but that’s impossible until next year.
There’s a trip to my underpants on offer - free as it happens- grab it while it lasts
I don’t swing that way buddy."
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He was offering you a 'package' holiday.  |
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Want but can't have= quite large house in a country with a pleasant climate and enough rain. Situated in quiet countryside but within walking distance of a small town with bars, cafés, a daily market and other amenities. Must have a swimming pool and use solar power and separate living accommodation for visitors.
It's almost as if I've given this some thought
Want and working towards = finding a hairdresser who has a bit of gumption |
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"I want a holiday but that’s impossible until next year.
There’s a trip to my underpants on offer - free as it happens- grab it while it lasts
I don’t swing that way buddy.
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He was offering you a 'package' holiday. "
pmsl - vey quick!! |
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"I want a holiday but that’s impossible until next year.
There’s a trip to my underpants on offer - free as it happens- grab it while it lasts
I don’t swing that way buddy.
Ahem sorry just saw you from behind … it was the thong…. And the boobs…
My boobs are better but the bum is hairy."
. Hahaha - pint it is then!! |
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"I want a holiday but that’s impossible until next year.
There’s a trip to my underpants on offer - free as it happens- grab it while it lasts
I don’t swing that way buddy.
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He was offering you a 'package' holiday. "
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"I want a holiday but that’s impossible until next year.
There’s a trip to my underpants on offer - free as it happens- grab it while it lasts
I don’t swing that way buddy.
Ahem sorry just saw you from behind … it was the thong…. And the boobs…
My boobs are better but the bum is hairy.. Hahaha - pint it is then!! "
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"I want a holiday but that’s impossible until next year.
There’s a trip to my underpants on offer - free as it happens- grab it while it lasts
I don’t swing that way buddy.
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He was offering you a 'package' holiday.
I really don’t want to know what he had planned for the in flight meal "
Pmsl here |
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"I’d quite like to be outgoing, extroverted and gregarious. But I don’t see that in my future.
Body wise I’m now slowly losing weight so I shall see where that takes me. "
Being the best version of yourself is always the most attractive xx. Just be you - however you’re happiest - that shines through everything else xxx |
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