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By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

As a man of many talents I have a lot of stings to my bow, chef, mixologist, baker, poet, singer, to name but a few.

What unrecognised talents do you hide under a bushel.

Don't be shy, spill the beans

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By *omesticflightMan over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

I can ejaculate by doing sit-ups/stomach crunches

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By *undance_KidMan over a year ago

London

"I can ejaculate by doing sit-ups/stomach crunches

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By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I can ejaculate by doing sit-ups/stomach crunches

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that must be embarrassing down at the gym

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I write things.

And I’m decent at tennis, football and cricket. Literally no other sport.

I’m not very good at any of these things but They’re what I’m best at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have recently mastered hula hooping.

I can talk shit for hours.

Catfishing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have recently mastered hula hooping.

I can talk shit for hours.

Catfishing.

All useful skills in these trying times.

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By *_Mr.K_xMan over a year ago

North Worcestershire

I can play guitar pretty well, I can also play the ukulele.

I'm not bad at drawing and I can wiggle my ears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in the process of writing a musical....for my own enjoyment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m good at lifting heavy things. Other than that I’m pretty useless at anything else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m good at lifting heavy things. Other than that I’m pretty useless at anything else."

Comes in handy when wanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m good at lifting heavy things. Other than that I’m pretty useless at anything else.

Comes in handy when wanking

^^^ she knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t blow my own trumpet. But if I did, I would spit on it first …

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can play hot cross buns on two recorders at once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can play hot cross buns on two recorders at once

Please tell me you use your nose to do this???

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I can move my toes independently of each other

And not using my hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can play hot cross buns on two recorders at once

Please tell me you use your nose to do this???

I will be in future

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By *urrey Dave 69Man over a year ago

Epsom, Surrey

I saw this thread's title and thought it was going to be about Autofellatio.

Now that's a talent to be proud of.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm blowing my own trumpet. Literally!

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By *immyGGMan over a year ago

South Cheshire

I'm a pretty good house music DJ, and I can make a malteser hover for a few seconds, yes that old chestnut.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can play hot cross buns on two recorders at once

Please tell me you use your nose to do this???

I will be in future

This I’ve got to see.

I propose a group lounge social talent show and tell type gig…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *nicorn4uWoman over a year ago

telford

"I can ejaculate by doing sit-ups/stomach crunches

that must be embarrassing down at the gym"

Haha

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By *ister CMan over a year ago

liverpool

As a child i was ill a lot... kept from p.e. etc... always the smallest etc etc...

Irrespective, at a professional level I have...

Played football [prem clubs x 2]... boxed [title level].. played tennis national level.

I was advised at school to aim low as people from my backgroud and locale do not amount to anything.

I got 3 degrees and 1 masters...

I had the greatest mum ever, it can not be articulated just how amazing, you should all be jealous and a dad that typifies what a dad should be and a family that is the stuff of legend.

I am incredibly sentimental...

I have a drive, an insane drive... its as good as it is bad.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Computer system builder.

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

*peeeep*

I just blew it, did you hear it?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Well I talk about my talents in my profile in the hope it'll make me look more attractive, as such they're not really hidden talents. But I'll mention them here too.

I'm a pretty decent guitar player.

Know my way around the Piano

Produce my own music (to a fashion)

I'm not bad at climbing either (V6 on a good day)

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

Oh actually this reminds me of a show I once saw in Patpong district of Bangkok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chef

Naked Cleaning