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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello fellow fabbers tonight I would like to announce that I am now engaged to the beautiful _muma. After minutes upon minutes of asking she has finally said yes.
We are having joint stag and hen parties in Newcastle on Thursday followed by a service in Gretna green on Friday before a flight to the bahamas where we will officially tie the knot on the grande nude beach.
We have so adopted a lovey King Charles spaniel called Trevor who will live with mummy until I can relocate to the Scottish land .
Please can you forward any gifts to _muma c/o Livingston swingers club Livingston Scotland .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We Are inviting everyone to attend wether it's in Newcastle Gretna or the Bahamas.
We are also looking for caterers drivers and make up experts. Please message fmumA if you can help with these. I am also looking for a best man to help me look after _muma on our wedding night. |
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"Deja vu! 
What on earth gives you the right to make comments on others' personal lives.
This is extremely rude. "
Cant speak for pearl, but i most certainly wasnt making comments on peoples personal lives. It was more to do with a post asking for catereres ect the same as a post last week, hence my thumbs up to deju vu. As i said cant speak for pearl |
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"Deja vu!
What on earth gives you the right to make comments on others' personal lives.
This is extremely rude.
Cant speak for pearl, but i most certainly wasnt making comments on peoples personal lives. It was more to do with a post asking for catereres ect the same as a post last week, hence my thumbs up to deju vu. As i said cant speak for pearl"
thats the 1st thing I thought of when I saw the deja vu....last weeks posts. Nothing critical or judging in anyway.
Surely the OP is all just a bit of fun? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Deja vu!
What on earth gives you the right to make comments on others' personal lives.
This is extremely rude.
Cant speak for pearl, but i most certainly wasnt making comments on peoples personal lives. It was more to do with a post asking for catereres ect the same as a post last week, hence my thumbs up to deju vu. As i said cant speak for pearl
thats the 1st thing I thought of when I saw the deja vu....last weeks posts. Nothing critical or judging in anyway.
Surely the OP is all just a bit of fun?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage must be in the air....ok whos been sniffing the sherry for the christmas trifle?  "
Wonder how long it'll be until Divorce Announcements are posted  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Marriage must be in the air....ok whos been sniffing the sherry for the christmas trifle?
Wonder how long it'll be until Divorce Announcements are posted "
at least let us get the presents returned for cash first!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Deja vu!
What on earth gives you the right to make comments on others' personal lives.
This is extremely rude.
Cant speak for pearl, but i most certainly wasnt making comments on peoples personal lives. It was more to do with a post asking for catereres ect the same as a post last week, hence my thumbs up to deju vu. As i said cant speak for pearl
thats the 1st thing I thought of when I saw the deja vu....last weeks posts. Nothing critical or judging in anyway.
Surely the OP is all just a bit of fun? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING
I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE 
No need to shout! We are deaf you know 
WELL IF YOUR DEAF I NEED TO SHOUT "
Cheeky bugger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage must be in the air....ok whos been sniffing the sherry for the christmas trifle?
Wonder how long it'll be until Divorce Announcements are posted
at least let us get the presents returned for cash first!!! "
ooo good thinking, better start thinking what gifts we want  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING
I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE
No need to shout! We are deaf you know
WELL IF YOUR DEAF I NEED TO SHOUT "
PARDON |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING
I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE
No need to shout! We are deaf you know
WELL IF YOUR DEAF I NEED TO SHOUT
PARDON "
IIIII SSSSAAAAIIIIDDDD IIIIFFFF YYYYOOOOUUURRR DDDDEEEEAAAAAFFF MMMAAAYYYYBBBBEEE IIIII NNNNEEEEDDDD TTTTOOOO SSSSPPPPEEEEAAAAKKKKK UUUUPPPP AAAAA BBBBBIIIITTTT |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Is this a virtual wedding announcement leading to a virtual marriage and end in a virtual separation and an equal division of the bandwidth? "
yep and I get virtual Trevor too
but we would like real gifts that we can flog for cold hard cash.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a virtual wedding announcement leading to a virtual marriage and end in a virtual separation and an equal division of the bandwidth?
yep and I get virtual Trevor too
but we would like real gifts that we can flog for cold hard cash.... "
How being flogged for cold hard cash? £50? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feel free to interpret my two words post which way you like.
It amuses me greatly that some people would jump on it without knowing what I was thinking and made a mountain out of a mole hill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel free to interpret my two words post which way you like.
It amuses me greatly that some people would jump on it without knowing what I was thinking and made a mountain out of a mole hill. "
Quite a bit if it happening lately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope "
You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope
You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal! "
ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope
You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!
ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better? "
No, no, no, that's not it at all. It's YOU who gets the flogging. And then YOU get the £50, see.
(it won't hurt, promise) |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope
You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!
ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better?
No, no, no, that's not it at all. It's YOU who gets the flogging. And then YOU get the £50, see.
(it won't hurt, promise)"
get tae fuck, I know what a sadist you are!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope
You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!
ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better?
No, no, no, that's not it at all. It's YOU who gets the flogging. And then YOU get the £50, see.
(it won't hurt, promise)
get tae fuck, I know what a sadist you are!!! "
Only on Thursdays. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope
You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!
ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better?
No, no, no, that's not it at all. It's YOU who gets the flogging. And then YOU get the £50, see.
(it won't hurt, promise)
get tae fuck, I know what a sadist you are!!!
Only on Thursdays. "
see you Friday then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?
but of course, seeing as I am yours "
who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?
but of course, seeing as I am yours
who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol "
your man apparently lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?
but of course, seeing as I am yours
who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol
your man apparently lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?
but of course, seeing as I am yours
who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol
your man apparently lol
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that worked out well im my favour! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?
but of course, seeing as I am yours
who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol
your man apparently lol
that worked out well im my favour! "
How's that?? Did I not tell you I'm having a female best man |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Trevor is our adopted spaniel "
You've adopted a spaniel? That is clearly wrong when you know there will be a custody battle during the divorce. I suppose you could make it a custardy battle, that might be better. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Trevor is our adopted spaniel
You've adopted a spaniel? That is clearly wrong when you know there will be a custody battle during the divorce. I suppose you could make it a custardy battle, that might be better."
i have a pre-nup, Trevor stays with me |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Trevor is our adopted spaniel
You've adopted a spaniel? That is clearly wrong when you know there will be a custody battle during the divorce. I suppose you could make it a custardy battle, that might be better.
i have a pre-nup, Trevor stays with me "
A pre-nup-pup  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Trevor is our adopted spaniel
You've adopted a spaniel? That is clearly wrong when you know there will be a custody battle during the divorce. I suppose you could make it a custardy battle, that might be better.
i have a pre-nup, Trevor stays with me
A pre-nup-pup "
yup! |
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