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My parents lied to me..

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By *yron69 OP   Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Thunder - God moving his furniture about.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

My Granny told me that too.

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By *ister CMan  over a year ago

liverpool

Everything will be OK...

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Absolute liars. We all know they're god's farts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s a lie?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

We could have done with a couple more small lies when we were growing up we only got the facts.

Father Christmas Easter Bunny no bullshit in our house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the ice cream man plays his tune he's collecting not selling thanks mum !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the ice cream man plays his tune he's collecting not selling thanks mum ! "

Did you then get told there’s choc ice’s in the freezer lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the ice cream man plays his tune he's collecting not selling thanks mum !

Did you then get told there’s choc ice’s in the freezer lol "

Thats it, you know!

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

"They told us tales, they told us lies.

Don't they know, they shouldn't have told us at all?"

Young at heart - The Bluebells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n53nIBb3g

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By *orthwhile27Man  over a year ago

dark side of the moon

I was told god was angry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum always went to see a man about a dog.. but we never got a dog Lol

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

My dad always said the noise was made by the clouds bumping into each other, and as a child watching the clouds being blown across the sky it was really plausible and that lightning was made but them rubbing against each other and making static like when you rub a balloon on your jumper and then it sticks to the wall

My dad was great

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"When the ice cream man plays his tune he's collecting not selling thanks mum ! "

My friend told his kids they play the music so you know they’ve sold out of ice creams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the ice cream man plays his tune he's collecting not selling thanks mum !

Did you then get told there’s choc ice’s in the freezer lol

Thats it, you know! "

It was exactly the same in my house growing up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the ice cream man plays his tune he's collecting not selling thanks mum !

Did you then get told there’s choc ice’s in the freezer lol

Thats it, you know!

It was exactly the same in my house growing up "

Thats if we was lucky enough to have choc ices...not a pot to piss in back then but they did their best bless em

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By *imbo2007Man  over a year ago

Peterborough

I was told piano falling down stairs!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"When the ice cream man plays his tune he's collecting not selling thanks mum !

Did you then get told there’s choc ice’s in the freezer lol

Thats it, you know!

It was exactly the same in my house growing up "

Yeah, shit ones from Kwik Save. Ice cream was all powdery and yuck

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By *ANDA!Man  over a year ago

DUMFRIES

Interior light in vehicles. Was told as a kid it was illegal to drive with it on at night.

I pull that same shit on my kids, works till they are about 12

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