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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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SINGLE WOMEN!
Do you want to hit the top photos every time? Do you want to be part of the clique but can't break through?
Well now you can! Simply purchase of one of these forum personas and you too can reach 6000 fabs without having to resort to 'Fab if you want to fuck!'
£25 per persona or two for £60.
CHLOE CLICKBAIT - Recently split from her ex and is on a voyage of discovery. Has around 30 boudoir shots that she rotates on a daily basis. Has built up quite a following on here and recently hit the second page of the hot photos. Accepts every friendship request and is contemplating branching out on to 'dark' Twitter. Occasionally hides her profile after being recognised.
URSULA UNLOS - Witty, attractive and engaging, she is an instant hit in the forum and gains quite a following with her acerbic barbs and pithy put downs. Prone to disappearing without warning though, disappointing her legion of followers. Quickly appears a fortnight later.
DUSTY CHUFF - was a regular round the haunts of Soho back in the 70s but time hasn't been kind of late. Likes to hark back to the old days but life hasn't been the same since Tony (who used to tend the bar) was shot in an altercation with Rico (who wore a diamond).
CRUNCHY BUTT PORNFLAKES - A trip to Turkey for a routine lift went horribly wrong and left her with a crinkly bottom. Now everyone hears her coming - not just the neighbours. You know you shouldn't give her oral but the problem is she tastes too good. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm liking Ursula
I think you'd get on.
Does it come with pictures?"
You have to provide the pictures. These are personas only, to love and mould as you see fit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"FLASH SALE! Chloe Clickbait available for £10 - one hour only!
Does she have legs as good as yours?
Chloe's legs are much, much better.
Hot damn! Where's my credit card?"
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