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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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SINGLE MEN!
Do you often feel lost in the forum?
Struggling to make a name for yourself?Wonder how you can fit in?
Well why not try one of these carefully selected forum personas for size?
You'll be saying 'in' followed by a rainbow in no time!
£25 per persona or two for £60.
RON TOCKS - Lives in Somerset and retired there at 35 after making shed loads in the City. Good body - keeps himself fit. However, won't travel and will only accommodate 'Sloaney Ponies'. He especially likes women who work in publishing and are on this site to get over their ex-boyfriends.
ROY DIVISION - Lives in Chorlton but still considers himself a proper Manc. Slightly too old to still be an 'indie kid' but still dresses that way - won't give up his John Squire haircut for love nor money. Can accommodate but would prefer to meet you at one of those 90s Reloaded events they have at Butlins.
COCK OF GIBRALTAR - Used to work in the betting industry but has now moved back to SE London as he's trying to get into crypto. Sunk his entire life savings into Dogecoin after reading Elon Musk's tweet. To be honest, this past year has been a rollercoaster for him financially but he'll still tell you he's up.
VEGAN SPENGLER - Who ya gonna call? Well, not VS. He'll bore you shitless. He's not all bad though. Great body, very mindful and doesn't get wound up easily. Did lose it once though after consuming a bad batch of home-made elderberry wine which caused him to smashed up his collection of New Model Army LPs he's had since the late 80s. Housemate Damien was not impressed.
PETER PARKOUR - Free climber who has recently branched out to parkour. Not one dick pic on his profile but there are thousands of black and white images of his urban escapades. Fantastic body and chiselled jaw, he's quite the catch at clubs up and down the country - if you can get him off the gables. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite interested Roy Division. Just kicking the tires at the moment.
Can I just check is he more of a Fred Perry or Stone Island guy? "
Roy is totally Fred Perry. Practically lives in it.
Although he models his hair on John Squire, I have to warn you it looks a lot more Clint Boon. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Have you got any cut price “Sad Sams”? I’m happy to forgo a profile pic if it’s cheaper.
I need a few of them so I can send random cock pics and angry messages after rejection. (Or is it angry cock pics and random messages? I can never remember).
Just so you know, I’ve sent back the “Ranting Raymond” as I didn’t realise it was permanently set to fascist.
Gbat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you got any cut price “Sad Sams”? I’m happy to forgo a profile pic if it’s cheaper.
I need a few of them so I can send random cock pics and angry messages after rejection. (Or is it angry cock pics and random messages? I can never remember).
Just so you know, I’ve sent back the “Ranting Raymond” as I didn’t realise it was permanently set to fascist.
Gbat "
I'm afraid Sad Sams and Ranting Raymonds are ten a penny on the internet. These are hand crafted, bespoke personas for the discerning gentleman. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll be saying 'in' followed by a rainbow in no time! 
I think I was married to Roy Division
Did love tear you apart?
Chance would have been a fine thing, hence the divorce!  "
Well I'm sorry to hear this - I guess there's a new order these days. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really wanted a Roy’s Cropper but they must be sold out  "
ROY CRAPPER - He's the heir to the toilet fortune but you'll never hear him talking shit. An unassuming man, he'll never boast about his throne even though he's flush. Do you want to sit on his throne? Now you can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really wanted a Roy’s Cropper but they must be sold out
ROY CRAPPER - He's the heir to the toilet fortune but you'll never hear him talking shit. An unassuming man, he'll never boast about his throne even though he's flush. Do you want to sit on his throne? Now you can."
I’ll take two |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I really wanted a Roy’s Cropper but they must be sold out
ROY CRAPPER - He's the heir to the toilet fortune but you'll never hear him talking shit. An unassuming man, he'll never boast about his throne even though he's flush. Do you want to sit on his throne? Now you can.
I’ll take two "
Number two coming right up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really wanted a Roy’s Cropper but they must be sold out
ROY CRAPPER - He's the heir to the toilet fortune but you'll never hear him talking shit. An unassuming man, he'll never boast about his throne even though he's flush. Do you want to sit on his throne? Now you can.
I’ll take two
Number two coming right up!"
I see what you did there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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SAMPLE THREADS
RON TOCKS - "Where do you like to summer?"
ROY DIVISION - "What's your favourite track on The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses?"
COCK OF GIBRALTAR - "Can the EthereumETC rise continue?"
VEGAN SPENGLER - "What's your favourite Tofu brand?"
PETER PARKOUR - "Do you keep a training journal?" |
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