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Hands up!

By *affeine Dusk OP Man over a year ago

Caerphilly

Hello, it's bloody me again.

If you are having sex tonight, please post below with the 'both hands up and waving' emoji.

Not the single hand, only the 'both hands up and waving' emoji will confirm your sexy shenanagins over the next 2-15 hours.

Thanks in advance, double wavers/braggy sexers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Mr Dusk, BanDerks here.

I’m not getting laid tonight. Where’s the Fab ‘I’ll have to make do with a wank’ emoji?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for the hands down emoji....

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By *rettyflamingoCouple over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Nope no such luck , probably early to bed with a hot chocolate x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

* Inserts hands down no waving emoji *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t know how to do that emoji (technically

)

But I’m getting railed

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By *affeine Dusk OP Man over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I don’t know how to do that emoji (technically

)

But I’m getting railed

I'm afraid sex doesn't count without the official emoji.

You'll have to join the rest of the people on this thread, we're all off to BanDerks' gaff to watch him tickle his pickle

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Does sex with oneself count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No chance on earth

More chance of winning the lottery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m hopeful. There’s a few moving components but it is looking likely.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll start the Mexican wave shall I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t know how to do that emoji (technically

)

But I’m getting railed

I'm afraid sex doesn't count without the official emoji.

You'll have to join the rest of the people on this thread, we're all off to BanDerks' gaff to watch him tickle his pickle

Pay per view? If the Boxing can charge £27 surely that’s worth a fiver?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Not till September. It’s my trusty dildo tonight, if I'm really turned on later I'll dust off the extra girthy one

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Unless Marc has got an 85+ mile long schlong hidden in his pants then unfortunately not

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By *interfoxWoman over a year ago

maesteg

Not tonight my friend,bring yourself and coffee and maybe we could change that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unless Marc has got an 85+ mile long schlong hidden in his pants then unfortunately not

I bet if someone DID have an 85+ mile long schlong they’d STILL start a thread on Fab asking if that’s VWE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't find the relevant emoji but yes both hands in the air...now where was I...x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Do we have a hands up emoji?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Unless Marc has got an 85+ mile long schlong hidden in his pants then unfortunately not

I bet if someone DID have an 85+ mile long schlong they’d STILL start a thread on Fab asking if that’s VWE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t know how to do that emoji (technically

)

But I’m getting railed

That's why our chat ended so abruptly! You've found a handsomer, wittier, better looking... Well, basically a guy better than me. (Crying myself to sleep tonight)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hands down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No sexy sex time here. I'll use this

for the hands down emoji.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t know how to do that emoji (technically

)

But I’m getting railed

I'm afraid sex doesn't count without the official emoji.

You'll have to join the rest of the people on this thread, we're all off to BanDerks' gaff to watch him tickle his pickle

Pay per view? If the Boxing can charge £27 surely that’s worth a fiver?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have an emoji for anything really only the ones below

And no I'm watching the TV (

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

If by having sex you mean banging in two Gregg's sausage rolls I've just put in the oven and watching TV and the boxing then yes I am!

Otherwise, no.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Do we have a hands up emoji?"

I don't recall there being one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do we have a hands up emoji?

I don't recall there being one."

Is there one on iPhone?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm reading a book

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle somewhere

??. It’s this. Platinum membership only though

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Unless Marc has got an 85+ mile long schlong hidden in his pants then unfortunately not

I bet if someone DID have an 85+ mile long schlong they’d STILL start a thread on Fab asking if that’s VWE

Well….. is it?

Marc

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I'm looking for the hands down emoji...."
come to mine, I will even make you breakfast in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm reading a book "

Saving all your love?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm reading a book

Saving all your love?

I fear it's withered away, like my soul.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'm reading a book

Saving all your love?

I fear it's withered away, like my soul."

It's good that you think you still have a soul though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t know how to do that emoji (technically

)

But I’m getting railed

That's why our chat ended so abruptly! You've found a handsomer, wittier, better looking... Well, basically a guy better than me. (Crying myself to sleep tonight)

Alll done now

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"I'm reading a book

Saving all your love?

I fear it's withered away, like my soul.

It's good that you think you still have a soul though"

...withered away, like my soul...

The soul has gone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago