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Nora’s secret service F&B’s edition
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you got something you're dying to say?
Too shy to mail your crush?
Just wanna pay someone a compliment?
Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?
Send me your message and I'll post it here
I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.
Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel list.
I promise I will not add anything weird 
You can become a messenger yourself too, say :in, glad to be a messenger . And send a picture of your anus to the profile above.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got something you're dying to say?
Too shy to mail your crush?
Just wanna pay someone a compliment?
Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?
Send me your message and I'll post it here
I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.
Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel list.
I promise I will not add anything weird
You can become a messenger yourself too, say :in, glad to be a messenger . And send a picture of your anus to the profile above.
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No-one could possibly want to see my anus 
But otherwise I'm in  |
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I’m in and happy to be a messenger. Picture of chewbacca sent as well (its close enough to what my anus looks like ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in and happy to be a messenger. Picture of chewbacca sent as well (its close enough to what my anus looks like )"
Love ppl who respect the rules ( )o( )  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inevitable a hot guy on this thread told me he would like to fuck your ass.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inevitable a hot guy on this thread told me he would like to fuck your ass.
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thats no surprise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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John Kanaka a good friend wants to know if there is a seat on your bike or not as you look rather happy |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
Oh my arse not worth looking at |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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John Kanaka...ooft..
Ps this one is real, I didn’t make it up |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
I've not done this in ages! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in ...
And no pictures as my Bum is too pretty for your Excel files.....  |
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Hi F&B, can you message F&B to tell F&B that the weekly Frot'n'Fettuccine Friday has had to be moved to Saturday? Same time, just a little less alliterative.
But don't tell him I said, because I'm shy.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in ...
And no pictures as my Bum is too pretty for your Excel files..... "
It’s not what it is written on the services toilet down the M5 ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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From a guy with a good haircut, can you message F&B to tell F&B that the weekly Frot'n'Fettuccine Friday has had to be moved to Saturday? Same time, just a little less alliterative.
But don't tell him I said, because I'm shy.
He is shy but has a good haircut and a nice penis on him
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then I’m bored |
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I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in ...
And no pictures as my Bum is too pretty for your Excel files.....
It’s not what it is written on the services toilet down the M5 ! "
And I paid him good money for that review!
Can't trust no one these days!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B "
Wasn't you told to go upmarket to Lidl? |
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"I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B
Wasn't you told to go upmarket to Lidl? "
No Aldi holds a special place in F&B's heart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me
Ps this one is real too |
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"I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B
Wasn't you told to go upmarket to Lidl?
No Aldi holds a special place in F&B's heart "
That's because eastern france were the first to welcome the germans in 1940 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B
Wasn't you told to go upmarket to Lidl?
No Aldi holds a special place in F&B's heart "
There are a few Aldis across the country ! Patience is the key, you’ll turn will come (pun intended) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For Mellrose,
Can I spank you with my belt?
Real one too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message from a hot fella :
Hello there can u ask dreamy boo if I can park up behind that bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me
Ps this one is real too "
Woo, I've pulled...... I'm off to give it a shave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wittymrj The way you hold firmly your cock turns me on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Mellrose,
Can I spank you with my belt?
Real one too "
Ooohhhhh I do enjoy a good spanking  |
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"Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me
Ps this one is real too
Woo, I've pulled...... I'm off to give it a shave "
It's okay dreamy, you can just bleach your moustache |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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_tephanj Please caress my holes with that thick penis of yours
From a beautiful lady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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duchessb I’d like to blow into your anus x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rickshawed This cucumber would look better in my ass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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MixedDevil your lob on gave me a hard on x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me
Ps this one is real too
Woo, I've pulled...... I'm off to give it a shave
It's okay dreamy, you can just bleach your moustache "
What about the beard? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are you in Compersion? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For Dreamyboo,
Want to take a ride on my veiny cock?
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message from a hot fella :
Hello there can u ask dreamy boo if I can park up behind that bum"
Best put your hazard lights on as you're in for one hell of a tight squeeze to Park there ..... |
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"Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me
Ps this one is real too
Woo, I've pulled...... I'm off to give it a shave
It's okay dreamy, you can just bleach your moustache
What about the beard? "
That too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Dreamyboo,
Want to take a ride on my veiny cock?
Real one "
If I can hold your balls tight and scream "Yee Haw" at the top of my voice then why not..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you tell to to the beard (assuming it is the make one) from Tinder_and_the_Beard that he has lovely bollocks on him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In...because this is just wunderbar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Real message from fabber to you
Dear f&b id like to open your anus and fill it with a spam and mayo baguette |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you not make me a postie people tho |
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"For Dreamyboo,
Want to take a ride on my veiny cock?
Real one
If I can hold your balls tight and scream "Yee Haw" at the top of my voice then why not....."
Jheeze don’t rip the poor man’s bollocks off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you tell The pimpernel that I would let him pimp me if he shag my exhaust pipe
From a mechanic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Real message from fabber to you
Dear f&b id like to open your anus and fill it with a spam and mayo baguette "
A spam ?
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I’d like to wish everyone a fantabulous weekend. That’s all really
Keep smiling |
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"Are you in Compersion? "
No lovely. But I'll enjoy reading them when I get back home later on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please can you tell F&B that he will rue the day that he decided to come back to fab was another i just got in the mail
Again people im not a postman
Thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Russel Sprout Did you steal those haribo from Shag tonight when you shagged him last night ? |
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Also, can someone please make me a sausage sandwich with brown sauce?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also, can someone please make me a sausage sandwich with brown sauce?
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To _anilla switch from a guy on this thread.
If you got the bread I have the sausage, the brown sauce will come from |
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"Russel Sprout Did you steal those haribo from Shag tonight when you shagged him last night ? "
It wasn’t last night, but yes. Yes I did steal them from him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message from a hottie
inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Dreamyboo,
Want to take a ride on my veiny cock?
Real one
If I can hold your balls tight and scream "Yee Haw" at the top of my voice then why not.....
Jheeze don’t rip the poor man’s bollocks off "
I have superglue don't worry yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wittymrj The way you hold firmly your cock turns me on "
come hold it for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message from a hottie
inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman "
good one I must admit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message from a hottie
inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman
good one I must admit "
I thought so too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message from a hottie
inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman "
id much rather be the milkman ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message from a hottie
inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman id much rather be the milkman ffs"
Make ya mind up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In if it's real |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in for a wee while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In if it's real "
it is real |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For Vanillaswitch, I’m probably too young for you but can I take your fishnets off with my mouth?
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In if it's real "
Don’t know why you’d be wary there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For Compersion: how about we take F&B to a dungeon and treat him to something nice?
I am lactose intolerant so those milky tities are off for me sorry ladies |
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"In if it's real
Don’t know why you’d be wary there "
Dont trust this man ^ |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
"_tephanj Please caress my holes with that thick penis of yours
From a beautiful lady "
OMG this can't be real |
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"Also, can someone please make me a sausage sandwich with brown sauce?
To _anilla switch from a guy on this thread.
If you got the bread I have the sausage, the brown sauce will come from "
The bottle, I’m hoping! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Vanillaswitch, I’m probably too young for you but can I take your fishnets off with my mouth?
Real one "
Ooooh with your teeth you say?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please could you tell Caffeine Dusk....
My gossamer-bearded friend, you need twice as many Gaiman dollars to bring in December. I have Christmas to pay for. Also, extracting them from you make take some time. Please wear chapstick.
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also, can someone please make me a sausage sandwich with brown sauce?
To _anilla switch from a guy on this thread.
If you got the bread I have the sausage, the brown sauce will come from
The bottle, I’m hoping! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for FabulousandBearded
I'm Fabulous,you're Bearded ....
Fancy rubbing naked bodies together and seeing what comes up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hotwifeseduction.
Come to my secret hideaway and let's talk about donination
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For Nell Gywnn, I wrote you a little poem. You have beautiful eyes and amazing lips, please can I suckle on your nips?
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message for FabulousandBearded
I'm Fabulous,you're Bearded ....
Fancy rubbing naked bodies together and seeing what comes up? "
Free of charge ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for Inevitable
If you're bored at work, fancy letting me pull those Cycling shorts down and see what springs up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hotwifeseduction.
Come to my secret hideaway and let's talk about donination
Real one "
This is an educated way of saying get in the van. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Inevitable
If you're bored at work, fancy letting me pull those Cycling shorts down and see what springs up? "
boioioioioing yes but only of you give whats inside a hug with uranus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Nell Gywnn, I wrote you a little poem. You have beautiful eyes and amazing lips, please can I suckle on your nips?
Real one "
Beautiful! |
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"For Vanillaswitch, I’m probably too young for you but can I take your fishnets off with my mouth?
Real one
Ooooh with your teeth you say?!"
I’ll throw in a little bit of tongue as well if you’re lucky  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please tell ThatDancingGuy I want to watch him and John Sergeant do a nude version of strictly. No kissing though that makes me uncomfortable.
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for thatdancingguy
Please will you be my personal Magic Mike for my upcoming Birthday |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please can you tell Drwhowhatwherewhy that he is without a shadow of a doubt the best individual on fab and that any of fabs lovely ladies would be amiss if they did not take him to bed.
Réal one |
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"Please can you tell Drwhowhatwherewhy that he is without a shadow of a doubt the best individual on fab and that any of fabs lovely ladies would be amiss if they did not take him to bed.
Réal one "
Oh really, who ever you are you are making me blush  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"duchessb I’d like to blow into your anus x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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DuchessB want to take this D?
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for DrWhowhatwherewhy
Ever fancied some time with an older woman?
By the time I've finished with you you'll be wondering who I was,what was that,where did it go and why the hell did it feel so good...... |
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"Message for DrWhowhatwherewhy
Ever fancied some time with an older woman?
By the time I've finished with you you'll be wondering who I was,what was that,where did it go and why the hell did it feel so good...... "
Age is but a number and I'm quite easy. Sign me up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll be in for a bit |
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"Rickshawed This cucumber would look better in my ass "
I'll buy a fresh one - just for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for the fake messages please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In for the fake messages please "
Don’t know what you are talking about but nice tits on you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For Cook my sock
The only thing I'd be running in this heat is my tongue down your torso
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sparkle you made my winky hard and i want to take you to the woods and make the bushes shake to the lion sleeps tonight as i give you a world class stuffing
Guys last time all messages will be deleted if you send to me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In for the fake messages please
Don’t know what you are talking about but nice tits on you "
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I haven't taken part in one of these for a while so I'm in |
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this has to be the best one yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Cook my sock
The only thing I'd be running in this heat is my tongue down your torso
Real one "
‘real one’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could you tell Cook my Sock
I need some salt and pepper between my thighs
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For Cook my sock
The only thing I'd be running in this heat is my tongue down your torso
Real one
‘real one’"
I swear this time lol that is a real one from a girl with a massive bossom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For Damselfly
It's "inconceivable" to see you back
Last last time foot is down grrrr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For Invincible Girl let me park my cock into your dick garage x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello, could you please pass on a missive to Tinder & the Beard - such a sexy couple, new pics please!
thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Little-Miss-Cunty-1 your cunt looks better than Little-Miss-Cunty-0 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could you tell Cook my Sock
I need some salt and pepper between my thighs
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Invincible girl how are you within quarter mile and not squeezing my cock up you yet
Real one |
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"Invincible girl how are you within quarter mile and not squeezing my cock up you yet
Real one "
Haha I know who that is... why isn't he in my inbox yet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 13:55:23]"
I saw it  |
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 13:55:23]
I saw it "
What did I miss? |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"Message for thatdancingguy
Please will you be my personal Magic Mike for my upcoming Birthday "
When is your birthday? and where ? ...let me go find my strip thong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There should be forfeits for anyone who deletes posts |
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For inevitable
Turn that frown upside down and get your willy out for the old dears |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 13:55:23]
I saw it
What did I miss?"
It was for you ! |
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"There should be forfeits for anyone who deletes posts "
I'd be screwed then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"Please tell ThatDancingGuy I want to watch him and John Sergeant do a nude version of strictly. No kissing though that makes me uncomfortable.
Real one "
Who is John Sergeant?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be forfeits for anyone who deletes posts
I'd be screwed then "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in for a fake message |
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"Please tell ThatDancingGuy I want to watch him and John Sergeant do a nude version of strictly. No kissing though that makes me uncomfortable.
Real one
Who is John Sergeant? "
Some celebrity, google him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please let me run my hands down your chest. I'll die a very happy woman!
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wanda woman is like to suckle on your Nipples while toeing your pussy x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lady Luck I’ll love to pour some milk into your lovey rectum and fuck it so hard that I’ll make some butter |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"Please tell ThatDancingGuy I want to watch him and John Sergeant do a nude version of strictly. No kissing though that makes me uncomfortable.
Real one
Who is John Sergeant?
Some celebrity, google him"
Just did ( wish I hadn't ) ...he is like 80  ...why would anyone want to see me dance naked next to an 80 year old man, is a bit of a mystery to me ... and who ever made this request, you and I need to talk about your kinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for _parkle1974 from a cutie
You bright up my darkest days |
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"Lady Luck I’ll love to pour some milk into your lovey rectum and fuck it so hard that I’ll make some butter "
Ohhh a almost perfect message but the no entry area lol, if allow me to watch then see if change my ways |
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I'm in if anyone has a burning desire to tell something. |
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"Message for _parkle1974 from a cutie
You bright up my darkest days "
Glad to be of service x |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
"John Kanaka...ooft..
Ps this one is real, I didn’t make it up "
I'm not convinced!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DuchessB want to take this D?
Real one "
Get in touch, I don’t bite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DuchessB want to take this D?
Real one
Get in touch, I don’t bite "
unless he wants ya to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Message for big Eric tion please
Your pics are very appealing mind racing so love to witness in person
Thank you x
Real one |
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Could you tell kinky_inked_bi I'd like to be popping it in, late or otherwise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kinky inked iv missed your norks around this place you very buch brighten up my erections when you return
Real one |
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"Message for big Eric tion please
Your pics are very appealing mind racing so love to witness in person
Thank you x
Real one "
Interesting. Maybe you should let me know who you are. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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KinkyInkedBi, want to pop your titties in between my face?
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Clacton65 id like to see your penis fucking a watermelon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tryingitout19 You didn’t my holes yet because I swear on Jim’s mum that they are warm welcome and all cleaned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After an epic drive back from The Lakes, I am in too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please tell Bellaseas that I would very much like to monkey around with her when I'm better and my mojo returns.
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Saltnpepperguy8 This cock is made for fucking humans and fruits like watermelon x |
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"KinkyInkedBi, want to pop your titties in between my face?
Real one "
I can pop them around your face |
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"Could you tell kinky_inked_bi I'd like to be popping it in, late or otherwise. "
Pop in and out, shake it all about? |
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"Kinky inked iv missed your norks around this place you very buch brighten up my erections when you return
Real one "
Mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kinky inked iv missed your norks around this place you very buch brighten up my erections when you return
Real one
Mwah "
right back at you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saltnpepperguy8 This cock is made for fucking humans and fruits like watermelon x "
F&B...much appreciated. Been thrown out of the fruit aisle on more than one occasion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clacton65 id like to see your penis fucking a watermelon "
Thank you prefer a lady’s mouth or foof |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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_ig_eric_tion fancy crossing the border and pitching a tent at mine
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you tell Dee from Rickshawed that her anus is safe from me, but her pussy is a different matter
Real one!
From the guy who read the rules and sent me a pic of Uranus ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for big Eric tion please
Your pics are very appealing mind racing so love to witness in person
Thank you x
Real one
Interesting. Maybe you should let me know who you are. "
It wasn't me ha ha |
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I'm in. Let's see what happens. Last time I tried to take a pic of my anus I lost my balance and fell off the stool in the photo booth
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Let's see what happens. Last time I tried to take a pic of my anus I lost my balance and fell off the stool in the photo booth
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tripod and self time stallion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sparkles
You brighten My day
You brighten my Evening
Everyday you brighten with you
Cowgirl x
Real one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And last word |
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