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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh I just love eating pussy.

Nothing like the taste of a woman's juices.

Mmmmm can I tongue your pussy baby.

Give me the most gorgeous funny guy on earth, utters one of the above phrases and I could honestly puke.

Actually throw up.

I mean, judging by what i read on here I'm pretty sure I'm alone in this.

But no!! Just no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would bash the gash work ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would bash the gash work ?"

I'm gonna say no...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would bash the gash work ?

I'm gonna say no..."

I'll give it some more thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You had us in the first half not gonna lie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would bash the gash work ?

I'm gonna say no..."

What about "snarl at the buzzby"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone "

Take your hand off your cock, always helps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about licking sugar puff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You had us in the first half not gonna lie

Soz

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone

Take your hand off your cock, always helps."

Where else would I put it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, we hate it too.

There's a lot of often used sex phrases that instantly turn us off.

I blame a lot of it on porn.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What about licking sugar puff

Well it kinda made me smile. Could work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher

Please don't ruin my dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone

Take your hand off your cock, always helps.

Where else would I put it?

I'm not even gonna go there...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher

On here ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about licking sugar puff

Well it kinda made me smile. Could work. "

Honey Monster at you’re service

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah, we hate it too.

There's a lot of often used sex phrases that instantly turn us off.

I blame a lot of it on porn.

MrWho."

Yes!

It's just the way they describe it, which I'm sure is meant in a way to turn you on but there's a reason I don't eat before browsing fab.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

How about if he can lick pussy for hours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone

Take your hand off your cock, always helps.

Where else would I put it?

I'm not even gonna go there..."

A diagram maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about if he can lick pussy for hours?"

This is a great script for a horror movie.

Pure torture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone

Take your hand off your cock, always helps.

Where else would I put it?

I'm not even gonna go there...

A diagram maybe?

I need more coffee first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to lap upon your juices...."

My vagene instantly clamped shut after reading that little gem of a message.

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

Guys that can actually do it well don’t often advertise it so crudely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, do you do grapefruiting?

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher

On here ?"

You know I never thought to look

Turns out there's a whole variety of munchers on fab - pussy, minge, rug, honey, haggis, muff and ass to name a few

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""I want to lap upon your juices...."

My vagene instantly clamped shut after reading that little gem of a message."

I've had "I want to drink your juices" wtf!! Have a coffee mate, it's nicer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, do you do grapefruiting? "

I refuse to Google

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market."

This is a thing I have experienced a good few times over the years

. Clean your deck ahab I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google "
damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"How about if he can lick pussy for hours?

This is a great script for a horror movie.

Pure torture. "

Just lie back and read a book. If a page gets stuck I'm sure he'll lick your finger for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market."

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher

On here ?

You know I never thought to look

Turns out there's a whole variety of munchers on fab - pussy, minge, rug, honey, haggis, muff and ass to name a few

Are they all fattening ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market."

I once Magic Powdered my foof before a meet and that distinct chemical smell would just not come off. I did warn him....He still went down there and when he came back up his face looked like this

He uttered the words "you taste gorgeous". He was so obviously insincere, I just laughed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?! "

Ok I googled.

Why????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys that can actually do it well don’t often advertise it so crudely "

Guys can do it well??

Who knew.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, we hate it too.

There's a lot of often used sex phrases that instantly turn us off.

I blame a lot of it on porn.

MrWho.

Yes!

It's just the way they describe it, which I'm sure is meant in a way to turn you on but there's a reason I don't eat before browsing fab. "

Whatever happened to the days when porn had slightly cheeky dialogue and funky music. Most of the stuff I've seen that's made recently is just crass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about if he can lick pussy for hours?

This is a great script for a horror movie.

Pure torture.

Just lie back and read a book. If a page gets stuck I'm sure he'll lick your finger for you

I shuddered. Not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

Ok I googled.

Why????"

I don’t know but I’d like to try receiving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys that can actually do it well don’t often advertise it so crudely

Guys can do it well??

Who knew."

Could stay down there for hours

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Oh I just love eating pussy.

Nothing like the taste of a woman's juices.

Mmmmm can I tongue your pussy baby.

Give me the most gorgeous funny guy on earth, utters one of the above phrases and I could honestly puke.

Actually throw up.

I mean, judging by what i read on here I'm pretty sure I'm alone in this.

But no!! Just no.

You forgot ' for hours...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

I once Magic Powdered my foof before a meet and that distinct chemical smell would just not come off. I did warn him....He still went down there and when he came back up his face looked like this

He uttered the words "you taste gorgeous". He was so obviously insincere, I just laughed."

Magic powder

id of stayed down there if it was "magic" powder but then I'd be talking shit for hours after

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

Ok I googled.

Why????

I don’t know but I’d like to try receiving

I'd love to know who actually discovered this first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

I once Magic Powdered my foof before a meet and that distinct chemical smell would just not come off. I did warn him....He still went down there and when he came back up his face looked like this

He uttered the words "you taste gorgeous". He was so obviously insincere, I just laughed."

That stuff is awesome, but yeah it stinks!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

Ok I googled.

Why????

I don’t know but I’d like to try receiving

I'd love to know who actually discovered this first. "

1000 per cent it was a guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?"

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

I got meaty body the other day. Dropped my pants so quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

Porn Fetish. Couple of my bodybuilder female model friends have shall we say very large thick lips down there. They use the term meaty / steak size. When describing their video content they sell to fans .. guys seem to love it that are into it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

Ok I googled.

Why????

I don’t know but I’d like to try receiving

I'd love to know who actually discovered this first.

1000 per cent it was a guy

Just received his online shop, got a grapefruit as a substitute and thought I know what I can do with that...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guess tongue punching your fart box is a non starter then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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