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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Who's jealous?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The old lady who was reaching for it when you snatched it from the buffet.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice "

Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


" Me "

I have another if you want it?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice

Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation "

Not my culture, appropriate away!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"The old lady who was reaching for it when you snatched it from the buffet."

Sainsbury's have a buffet?! I never knew!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Me

I have another if you want it?"

Yes please

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier "

Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you stick a candle in it?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier "

Hey if we got them together well what a gala pie that could be

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice

Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation

Not my culture, appropriate away! "

Excellent

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Who's jealous?"

I am. I was contemplating getting some Tesco finest scotch eggs but decided against it. Now.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice "

I love haggis

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


" Me

I have another if you want it?

Yes please"

You can collect it with the wine

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Did you stick a candle in it? "

Nah, I fear that would make a fire hazard

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

I am. I was contemplating getting some Tesco finest scotch eggs but decided against it. Now..... "

When in doubt, always get the scotch eggs. This is my advice of the year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Michael Gove would be proud of that substantial meal.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice

I love haggis "

Have you considered moving to scotland?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Michael Gove would be proud of that substantial meal. "

So would Alan Partridge to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Not me....... filthy things

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Who's jealous?

I am. I was contemplating getting some Tesco finest scotch eggs but decided against it. Now.....

When in doubt, always get the scotch eggs. This is my advice of the year "

Sound advice I wish I'd had about 30 minutes ago.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking."

I dont have any. Somebody once suggested what can only be described as a deviled scotch egg to me once though

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Not me....... filthy things "

We arent compatible

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking."

Quite nice with a bit of HP as well

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

I am. I was contemplating getting some Tesco finest scotch eggs but decided against it. Now.....

When in doubt, always get the scotch eggs. This is my advice of the year

Sound advice I wish I'd had about 30 minutes ago."

I feel the pain, this is why I add it to my shopping list every friday.

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking."

It has to be tomato ketchup doesn't it? Though salad cream is the only thing to put on salad. None of that mayo stuff.

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By *KG12Couple  over a year ago

Burnley


"Who's jealous?"

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bloody love scotch eggs.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

It has to be tomato ketchup doesn't it? Though salad cream is the only thing to put on salad. None of that mayo stuff."

Ketchup would just overpower the deliciousness of both the egg and the scotch though

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating "

I did not, I wish I had now though

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By *KG12Couple  over a year ago

Burnley

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I bloody love scotch eggs. "

Treat yourself to an egg from the highland Jimminy Billy Bob

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By *KG12Couple  over a year ago

Burnley


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though"

It's got me wondering what I can have now

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating "

Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

It has to be tomato ketchup doesn't it? Though salad cream is the only thing to put on salad. None of that mayo stuff.

Ketchup would just overpower the deliciousness of both the egg and the scotch though"

Not if you only use a small amount per bite.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie... "

Does that mean you like the jelly?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

It has to be tomato ketchup doesn't it? Though salad cream is the only thing to put on salad. None of that mayo stuff.

Ketchup would just overpower the deliciousness of both the egg and the scotch though

Not if you only use a small amount per bite."

I'd rather use mustard which should compliment it nicely

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie... "

So you can eat the jelly on its own?

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By *KG12Couple  over a year ago

Burnley


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie... "

for me,it's the only way to eat one. I do agree on the pork one, has to hold its jelly

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now"

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...

So you can eat the jelly on its own? "

You can if you want to, but why would you?

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...

So you can eat the jelly on its own? "

No, I bloody run away from them both gagging badly

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

Since moving to a county where half the cars have bumper stickers saying "cream first" I tend to ignore regional food snobbery and go with what I like

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By *KG12Couple  over a year ago

Burnley


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome "

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you stick a candle in it?

Nah, I fear that would make a fire hazard"

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight"

I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...

So you can eat the jelly on its own?

No, I bloody run away from them both gagging badly "

*shakes head in dissapointment*

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight"

Gutting!

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier

Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes"

Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Did you stick a candle in it?

Nah, I fear that would make a fire hazard

"

It's okay, I have cider to wash it down

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By *KG12Couple  over a year ago

Burnley


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight

I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club "

No fruit clubs? What. That's like a scotch egg without the sausage meat

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight

I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club "

I didnt even know this existed

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier

Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes

Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie"

I have not. They probably would sell them in Aylesbury anyway

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier

Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes

Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie"

What are their gala pies like?

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

I purchased this morning ready to have during the next few days. 2 scotch eggs, 2 gala slices ( pork and egg) . Plus pack of honey cured ham. Also coleslaw , cucumber and lettuce.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I purchased this morning ready to have during the next few days. 2 scotch eggs, 2 gala slices ( pork and egg) . Plus pack of honey cured ham. Also coleslaw , cucumber and lettuce. "

Sounds like quite the party!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"I purchased this morning ready to have during the next few days. 2 scotch eggs, 2 gala slices ( pork and egg) . Plus pack of honey cured ham. Also coleslaw , cucumber and lettuce. "

Picnic round yours then, I'll bring the sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them.

NBVN x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them.

NBVN x"

Mr NBVN has good taste then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them.

NBVN x

Mr NBVN has good taste then "

He does indeed

NBVN x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them.

NBVN x

Mr NBVN has good taste then

He does indeed

NBVN x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them.

NBVN x

Mr NBVN has good taste then

He does indeed

NBVN x"

Don't class yourself in the same category as scotch eggs my love

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...

So you can eat the jelly on its own?

You can if you want to, but why would you?"

Because it's delicious

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight

I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club

I didnt even know this existed "

Fruit club were lovely.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...

So you can eat the jelly on its own?

You can if you want to, but why would you?

Because it's delicious "

It is, but the whole pork pie ensemble is nicer

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight

I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club

I didnt even know this existed

Fruit club were lovely."

I know imagine my disappointment when I found out they had been discontinued

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them.

NBVN x

Mr NBVN has good taste then

He does indeed

NBVN x

Don't class yourself in the same category as scotch eggs my love "

... you'd pick a Scotch egg over me any day haha

NBVN x

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Nope, sorry

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight

I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club

I didnt even know this existed

Fruit club were lovely.

I know imagine my disappointment when I found out they had been discontinued "

That's how I felt when I found out that basis bitter shandy is discontinued

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m here for all this pork based snack content

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight

I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club

I didnt even know this existed

Fruit club were lovely.

I know imagine my disappointment when I found out they had been discontinued

That's how I felt when I found out that basis bitter shandy is discontinued "

You mean Shandy Bass, lovely stuff

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content "

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who's jealous?

Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating

I did not, I wish I had now though

It's got me wondering what I can have now

Scotch eggs, you are welcome

Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight

I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club

I didnt even know this existed

Fruit club were lovely.

I know imagine my disappointment when I found out they had been discontinued

That's how I felt when I found out that basis bitter shandy is discontinued

You mean Shandy Bass, lovely stuff "

Was lovely. You cany get it any more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?"

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies "

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy"

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now."

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going "

I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going

I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth."

I won a 1000 tickets the other week!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going

I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth."

I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...

...Wait, I didnt think that through

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going

I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.

I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...

...Wait, I didnt think that through "

Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going

I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.

I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...

...Wait, I didnt think that through

Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms. "

I think that would warrant a separate thread

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

Was it a chorizo one from the M&S deli counter? I'm jealous if it was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who remembers that pork spin link that used to crash your computer with a bloke helicoptering?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going

I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.

I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...

...Wait, I didnt think that through

Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms. "

That's a pretty decent idea, although holier than though tesco.peobably wouldnt stock them

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going

I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.

I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...

...Wait, I didnt think that through

Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms.

I think that would warrant a separate thread "

Nonsense, the thread is only half full

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going

I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.

I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...

...Wait, I didnt think that through

Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms.

That's a pretty decent idea, although holier than though tesco.peobably wouldnt stock them"

We’d just have to make some horse meat products and they’d be all over it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who remembers that pork spin link that used to crash your computer with a bloke helicoptering?

"

Ahh meat spin, I used to type the link into a guys search engine at work but not actually enter it

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I don't think the ones we get here would be anything to drool about.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Was it a chorizo one from the M&S deli counter? I'm jealous if it was "

It wasnt, it was a sainsbury's taste the difference one

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m here for all this pork based snack content

I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?

My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies

Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy

He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.

Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going

I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.

I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...

...Wait, I didnt think that through

Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms.

That's a pretty decent idea, although holier than though tesco.peobably wouldnt stock them

We’d just have to make some horse meat products and they’d be all over it "

Only if it was still labelled as pork though, they wouldnt want to upset the sensibilities of the masses

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

They no longer make Fruit Club?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who remembers that pork spin link that used to crash your computer with a bloke helicoptering?

Ahh meat spin, I used to type the link into a guys search engine at work but not actually enter it "

If I remember correctly it had Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round playing in the background too

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I don't think the ones we get here would be anything to drool about.

"

That's london for you. They like jellies eels for christ's sake.

That's a joke btw, I quite like jellies eels

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Who remembers that pork spin link that used to crash your computer with a bloke helicoptering?

Ahh meat spin, I used to type the link into a guys search engine at work but not actually enter it

If I remember correctly it had Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round playing in the background too "

I bet pete steel loved that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who remembers that pork spin link that used to crash your computer with a bloke helicoptering?

Ahh meat spin, I used to type the link into a guys search engine at work but not actually enter it

If I remember correctly it had Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round playing in the background too

I bet pete steel loved that"

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier

Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes

Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie

What are their gala pies like?"

They only do portk pues

Hand reared pastry

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking."

Great idea

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier

Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes

Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie

What are their gala pies like?

They only do portk pues

Hand reared pastry "

Congratulations! You are the 100th poster on this thread. You win a scotch egg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea"

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk

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By *otdave75Man  over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

I hope it had a runny middle, black pudding scotch eggs are my favourite

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk "

Salad cream on a scotch egg actually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk

Salad cream on a scotch egg actually"

He's got porking on the brain.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk

Salad cream on a scotch egg actually

He's got porking on the brain. "

What's new? He loves his pork he does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk

Salad cream on a scotch egg actually"

I’m still not sure about that but I have it on fish finfers so I guess that’s weird enough.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk

Salad cream on a scotch egg actually

He's got porking on the brain. "

Your diagram has really got me going

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk

Salad cream on a scotch egg actually

He's got porking on the brain.

Your diagram has really got me going "

I'm here for all you porn needs.

In picture form!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk

Salad cream on a scotch egg actually

He's got porking on the brain.

Your diagram has really got me going

I'm here for all you porn needs.

In picture form!!"

I'll be right back with you all in about two minutes...

...Scratch that, call it one minute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice

Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation

Not my culture, appropriate away! "

Scotch egg is scottish and haggis is scottish, fill yer boots!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk

Salad cream on a scotch egg actually

He's got porking on the brain.

Your diagram has really got me going

I'm here for all you porn needs.

In picture form!!"

Next time I’ll need a ffffffffffffffm with each woman having a different shape boob. After your last piece of art I’m sure this will be easy for you.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice

Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation

Not my culture, appropriate away!

Scotch egg is scottish and haggis is scottish, fill yer boots!"

Cheers buddy

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking.

Great idea

Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk

Salad cream on a scotch egg actually

He's got porking on the brain.

Your diagram has really got me going

I'm here for all you porn needs.

In picture form!!

Next time I’ll need a ffffffffffffffm with each woman having a different shape boob. After your last piece of art I’m sure this will be easy for you."

I would pay to see that actually

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading


"I purchased this morning ready to have during the next few days. 2 scotch eggs, 2 gala slices ( pork and egg) . Plus pack of honey cured ham. Also coleslaw , cucumber and lettuce.

Picnic round yours then, I'll bring the sausage rolls "

I hate to say this. Have sausage rolls also. Yes frozen but cooked in twenty minutes

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I don't think the ones we get here would be anything to drool about.

That's london for you. They like jellies eels for christ's sake.

That's a joke btw, I quite like jellies eels "

I couldn't eat a jellied eel.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhy OP   Man  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I don't think the ones we get here would be anything to drool about.

That's london for you. They like jellies eels for christ's sake.

That's a joke btw, I quite like jellies eels

I couldn't eat a jellied eel."

Yes well, I will eat virtually anything

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