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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's been a while since I've done this thread, but as there's a lot of people saying how hard it is to find a match its needed!

So write a short advert of what you're looking for in a playmate. If you find someone looking for the same, drop them a cheeky wink or message.. you never know what will happen!

Sell yourselves and lets get matchmaking...

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I'm priceless

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm priceless "

I'll second that x

I'm waiting she'll find me when she gets bored

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for a curvy, tattooed woman with some sexy body hair who is confident and happy in their own skin. Maybe a little dom who is happy with their partner being bi.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Anybody with a pulse?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone needy? Low standards in men? Hit me up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody with a pulse?"

Maybe add vagina onto that too

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

I want a man who is eager to shag ME and only me. Who takes a nonchalant woman and gives her the space she needs to do her own thing, message in her own time, and make his sexiness available whenever she needs it.

Ideally whilst accommodating.

I know. I know. I wAnt the moon on a stick too.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

A club/shenanigans/comedy night/concert buddy with a great sense of humour and can suck like a hoover and ride me like she stole me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want a guy that just likes me for me.

Hair and all.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Anybody with a pulse?

Maybe add vagina onto that too "

At this point I dont think it's a prerequirement any more

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By *unbipleasure84Man  over a year ago

around you

Hi everyone im looking for a woman or a couple I love and want to be used by them love and want to be a sub toy pleasure

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By *esi_in_brusselsMan  over a year ago

Brussels, Belgium


"I want a man who is eager to shag ME and only me. Who takes a nonchalant woman and gives her the space she needs to do her own thing, message in her own time, and make his sexiness available whenever she needs it.

Ideally whilst accommodating.

I know. I know. I wAnt the moon on a stick too."

That's looking for a boyfriend..husband material some would say

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm a pretentious tosspot who would like to meet a woman who'd use me as a prop when rehearsing lapdancing routines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want a man who is eager to shag ME and only me. Who takes a nonchalant woman and gives her the space she needs to do her own thing, message in her own time, and make his sexiness available whenever she needs it.

Ideally whilst accommodating.

I know. I know. I wAnt the moon on a stick too."

What every woman wants.. perfect answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d hoped this was a willy out thread.

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"I want a man who is eager to shag ME and only me. Who takes a nonchalant woman and gives her the space she needs to do her own thing, message in her own time, and make his sexiness available whenever she needs it.

Ideally whilst accommodating.

I know. I know. I wAnt the moon on a stick too."

The moon on a stick might be the easy bit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d hoped this was a willy out thread. "

Sent

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d hoped this was a willy out thread. "

Willies attract the ladies too.

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By *he Happy ManMan  over a year ago

Merseyside

I would to meet an adventurous woman regularly. Somebody like me who misses things like kissing, sex, cuddling romance, etc. I miss cooking a meal for us both and sharing some wine. I miss sharing jo9kes and making each other laugh.

I would also be open to meeting a couple regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't suffer fools...but then I take very little seriously but if you can't giggle then shit aint gonna jiggle

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By *reddy400Man  over a year ago

birmingham

Hey all...let’s see what good this does....I really struggle with this site tbh nobody seems to want to talk!! At this moment I’m not fussy hahaha just be nice to get a response now an then. I’m looking for a regular fb/fwb to enjoy some good times with a few kinks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If she's being fussy, I'll avoid her

She'll let me get away with moider

Teaches me songs and magic tricks

Might I add - no fat chicks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dominant woman who loves to play with other men while I watch. It would be great if she is interested in social dates too - Movies, hikes etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If she's being fussy, I'll avoid her

She'll let me get away with moider

Teaches me songs and magic tricks

Might I add - no fat chicks"

You should write for hallmark.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would like a woman that would wants to go out on cute dates, that wants to fuck, that wants to do fun camping trips and also doesn’t want anything to do with monogamy. One that likes me for me and if she’s older one that isn’t hung up on my age. Oh and most importantly she likes When Harry Met Sally.

I know she doesn’t exist but it’s fun to remind myself not to settle

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By *agicM53XMan  over a year ago

Orpington


"I want a guy that just likes me for me.

Hair and all. "

I thought you want Ryan Reynolds

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"A club/shenanigans/comedy night/concert buddy with a great sense of humour and can suck like a hoover and ride me like she stole me "

Also ..can she go from naught to filthy in 6 seconds please

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By *onBurgundy99Man  over a year ago

Cheshire

Nice personality, no silly games or messing about, ideally a nice body too.

In return I offer myself as what i think is a decent guy in return..

Thinking on, basically girlfriend / wifey material but without the girlfriend / wifey commitments!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want a guy that just likes me for me.

Hair and all.

I thought you want Ryan Reynolds "

Are you saying Ryan can't do this?

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands

Looking for a nice mature couple to have regular fun with.

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By *exyangietgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

edinburgh

People of any gender with nice personalities who would go out with me and enjoy sexy fun too.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want a guy that just likes me for me.

Hair and all.

I thought you want Ryan Reynolds "

I'm beginning to think I may have to give up on that dream.

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I am a cheeky bastard. Looking for a cheeky regular meet ups. Nice round bottom please

Did I say I was cheeky?

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By *tylebender03Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Nice down to Earth woman for regular meets - ideally from Manchester but prepared to travel if she’s special..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d hoped this was a willy out thread.

Willies attract the ladies too."

Ha mine doesn’t

FWB lady in Essex

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Reasonably local, regular FWB.

Pretty eyes, good hair, great kisser.

Must like cats.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need a bird with a pulse.

I wanna get my dick wet.

Please proceed to my inbox forthwith.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on i will in a bit never done this really i dont try sell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im happy to accept offers for a pity fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dyslexic alpaca mail speaks dismissive slum grills

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has to be a very good kisser…! I like to meet woman older then me & likes to dress up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just want to meet a lady /cpl who feel relaxed and enjoy each others company. Have some amazing friends like this already but happy for more xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Want to compile a list of fantasies with an adventurous woman and take time to fulfill each one with all the care required to get it right. MFM, FFM, more. Clubs and parties, couples and our own personal journeys.

I want to find someone who wants to push their limits with me and help me push mine. I want every day to have a tingle of excitement and fascination with a shared joy and tease

But…………. Back in the real world

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By *otdave75Man  over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Sense of humour and a click when it comes to hitting it off is what I look for, everything else comes secondary. Hair colour, don’t care, body and boobs, prefer smaller, but if we hit it off who cares. Being able to hold a conversation, talk intelligently and have a laugh is most important.

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By *agicM53XMan  over a year ago

Orpington

Just a woman that is positive, calm, understanding and respects my damn time

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By *irginieWoman  over a year ago

Near Marlborough

In my profile I mention that I do ask for a lot for a wobbly old bird …. I’m looking for men friends that want to fuck (occasionally) these men friends need to be sorted, smart and despicable. They will dance with me in my kitchen, want to go out maybe for great food, they will know a good bottle of wine and wear lovely shoes. They will treat me a little roughly sometimes but cool my red skin with kisses and cool air. They will be funny and interesting, independent, sexually adventurous and strong, a leader. They will be kind and warm hearted, non judgemental. We should be equal friends for as long as that lasts.

I’ve not thought about it much.

In return they get me. . And I’m quite nice, mainly.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Truth is what i want is very specific and not something you can look at its more a comfort level and inspiration to act on impulse

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By *amesB66Man  over a year ago

St Peter Port

Grumpy old Northern git, prone to occasional bouts of jollity and laughter, seeks engaging, beautiful and kinky round the edges lady, for mutual pleasure, the odd shandy and sleeping under the stars.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody with a pulse?"

& must like pork pies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just a woman that is positive, calm, understanding and respects my damn time "

And would that be she mustn’t be on any medication ? could be a bit of a tall order fella

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By *ociferu69Man  over a year ago

oban

i sell myself for £10...but bring 20 just in case

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just a woman that is positive, calm, understanding and respects my damn time

And would that be she mustn’t be on any medication ? could be a bit of a tall order fella "

I really must be pushing it then!

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By *amesB66Man  over a year ago

St Peter Port


"Anybody with a pulse?

& must like pork pies "

Black pudding and I'll be there quick as a flash, flat cap in hand!

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By *wesomeLolaCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough and Buckinghamshire

I think I want pretty much what I've already got. A loving partner to have adventures with, both vanilla and naughty. Enough freedom to stray occasionally. A certain amount of independence for both of us. But a bit more time and a few more opportunities when we're both free to fit all the good stuff into our lives.

This is our male half writing this, hopefully she would say something similar.

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By *amesB66Man  over a year ago

St Peter Port


"I think I want pretty much what I've already got. A loving partner to have adventures with, both vanilla and naughty. Enough freedom to stray occasionally. A certain amount of independence for both of us. But a bit more time and a few more opportunities when we're both free to fit all the good stuff into our lives.

This is our male half writing this, hopefully she would say something similar. "

Sounds a perfect scenario.

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By *agnar1980Man  over a year ago

Poole

I would like someone who is fun to be around, what’s to try new things but also wants to cuddle on the sofa & watch tv sometimes. Has high sex Drive & loves being naked!

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By *ausage1970Man  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A women like a broken calculator....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A women like a broken calculator.... "

Can press her buttons and knows her times tables off by heart?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A women like a broken calculator....

Can press her buttons and knows her times tables off by heart?"

B00BLESS

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By *rNaughtyNickMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Free Single and Naughty with a hint of kink x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for a localish, older , Domley type one. Silver hair and good shape ideally... height , must be taller than me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A women like a broken calculator....

Can press her buttons and knows her times tables off by heart?

B00BLESS"

55378008

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A women like a broken calculator....

Can press her buttons and knows her times tables off by heart?

B00BLESS"

A man then basically

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We are looking for friends we can talk shit with and make us laugh, who we also find irresistibly attractive.

A geeky side is necessary so we can talk about Star Trek or Game Of Thrones before we do the deed. Men, women and couples are all of interest. Bi is great, but not a necessity.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi I’m witty . One of life’s decent humans . I’m currently looking for some hot wife encounter . Some Hotwife seductions you could prob say lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would like to meet a single female friend or male female couple so that we can engage in fun. Wanting to explore and respectful of boundaries. In terms of looks that doesn’t bother me in the slightest intelligence attracts me. Slightly inexperienced in kinks so again looking to widen the horizons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi I’m witty . One of life’s decent humans . I’m currently looking for some hot wife encounter . Some Hotwife seductions you could prob say lol "

Been hit by

Been struck by

A smooth criminal

Da da da da

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for a classically trained dancer with loose morals.

With a sense of humour along the Jimmy car or Sean lock style.

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By *r-8-BBCMan  over a year ago

LONDON

I am here to meet fun clean Slim Thick/Curvy/BBW.

"it's my weakness." Confidant and honest.

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Fun and friendships

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fun and friendships "

Kinda what i said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Despite the horn and bluster i have to be there for a miracle if im to get the miracle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Despite the horn and bluster i have to be there for a miracle if im to get the miracle"

That's what Jesus said.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan  over a year ago

Durham

Seeking a woman that is committed to the experience of having healthy, fun and satisfying sex that is mutually pleasurable. It’s not about perfect sexual performance, it’s about focusing on pleasure and creating a space for exploration, excitement, naughtiness and sexual satisfaction for both of us. Finding that spark where just sitting having a coffee moves you both to paradise and beyond.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Despite the horn and bluster i have to be there for a miracle if im to get the miracle

That's what Jesus said."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for a lady who can hold a good conversation, enjoys flirty chat, loves receiving oral as much as I love giving it. Perhaps has the same hidden naughty streak that I do and needs some sexually re-awakening.

If she turns into a pizza at the end of the evening that would be a bonus.

Sexy fun with couples also welcomed.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Anybody with a pulse?

& must like pork pies "

It would be a deal breaker for those that might be interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anybody with a pulse?

& must like pork pies

It would be a deal breaker for those that might be interested "

What about if we just want our pie porking?

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By *orny DeucesCouple  over a year ago

Mansfield

Looking for a hot wife in to seduction, someone who prefers club meets, about 30 years old, curvy (self proclaimed or otherwise), around 4' 11'', within a 60ish mile radius.

...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Anybody with a pulse?

& must like pork pies

It would be a deal breaker for those that might be interested

What about if we just want our pie porking?"

You'll just have to see to yourself I'm afraid. Dems the brakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Looking for a hot wife in to seduction, someone who prefers club meets, about 30 years old, curvy (self proclaimed or otherwise), around 4' 11'', within a 60ish mile radius.

... "

That's a very specific request

Restraining orders can cover 60 miles these days

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By *orny DeucesCouple  over a year ago

Mansfield


"That's a very specific request

Restraining orders can cover 60 miles these days

"

Yeah well that the odds of ever finding such a person...

Our second choice is someone/people with a good vibe happy to enjoy the laugh as well as the frolics. As interested in helping with our enjoyment over just getting their rocks off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi I’m witty . One of life’s decent humans . I’m currently looking for some hot wife encounter . Some Hotwife seductions you could prob say lol

Been hit by

Been struck by

A smooth criminal

Moon walks out of the thread …. Hee hee

Da da da da "

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