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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. at that big mass social thing that’s going on, I’ll probably be sat in front of the telly in my underpants munching on Pringles.
If you’re doing any parties / socialising / shagging over the next few days, have a wonderful time.
In the meantime who’s joining me (virtually, obviously, I don’t want you *anywhere* near me in real life  ) sat inside scratching your balls / tits* (*delete as appropriate) wondering where your social life disappeared to?
Shall we form a club? Who’s having cake? Apparently that’s a thing on the Forums isn’t it? What flavour?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
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I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you "
Oh a few bottles you say?
Keep them chilled. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
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^ I think I’m in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
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This made me chuckle.
I've been to a few socials but I find them clicky
They're hard to penetrate. Pun intended  |
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you
Oh a few bottles you say?
Keep them chilled. "
You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming "
Yes! I’ve (virtually) pulled! e-pulled!? i-pulled!? I dunno what you’d call it?  |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming "
Northampton will be soon at least |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"A really big mega filled with cream Victoria Sponge would rock my world right now."
A decent Victoria sponge to get your schnozel into can be so good. I know a place that does over sized eclairs, like 3 or 4" thick and as long as your arm, they're alright
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
^ I think I’m in "
Do it quietly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you
Oh a few bottles you say?
Keep them chilled.
You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?"
Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
Northampton will be soon at least"
there's a social in Northampton!! I've been away too long x |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you
Oh a few bottles you say?
Keep them chilled.
You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?
Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either? "
you mean they have other things other than a cork, omg, how common |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South |
"A really big mega filled with cream Victoria Sponge would rock my world right now.
A decent Victoria sponge to get your schnozel into can be so good. I know a place that does over sized eclairs, like 3 or 4" thick and as long as your arm, they're alright
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Count me in on a bit of that action! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
Northampton will be soon at least"
I spend half my life out in that town as it is drinking with various people ha ha |
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you
Oh a few bottles you say?
Keep them chilled.
You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?
Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either? "
I'm a big fan of the screw cap. Corks are just unnecessary in this day and age |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
Northampton will be soon at least there's a social in Northampton!! I've been away too long x "
Details will be out soon  |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
Northampton will be soon at least
I spend half my life out in that town as it is drinking with various people ha ha "
I intend to spend a lot more time there in the future |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you
Oh a few bottles you say?
Keep them chilled.
You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?
Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either?
I'm a big fan of the screw cap. Corks are just unnecessary in this day and age"
Pah! Both are unnecessary these days. M&S sell pre-filled plastic glasses with a polythene lid. That’s the way forward!
(Sod the environment, we’ll all be dead anyway ) |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
Yes! I’ve (virtually) pulled! e-pulled!? i-pulled!? I dunno what you’d call it? "
"Getting Comfy"  |
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you
Oh a few bottles you say?
Keep them chilled.
You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?
Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either?
I'm a big fan of the screw cap. Corks are just unnecessary in this day and age
Pah! Both are unnecessary these days. M&S sell pre-filled plastic glasses with a polythene lid. That’s the way forward!
(Sod the environment, we’ll all be dead anyway)"
^He's unaffected by the CoLC |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
Northampton will be soon at least
I spend half my life out in that town as it is drinking with various people ha ha
I intend to spend a lot more time there in the future "
Stick with us lot and you'll be in a ladies bed in no time...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.
But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??
I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you
Oh a few bottles you say?
Keep them chilled.
You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?
Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either?
I'm a big fan of the screw cap. Corks are just unnecessary in this day and age
Pah! Both are unnecessary these days. M&S sell pre-filled plastic glasses with a polythene lid. That’s the way forward!
(Sod the environment, we’ll all be dead anyway)"
Whhhaaaaattt?? |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
Northampton will be soon at least
I spend half my life out in that town as it is drinking with various people ha ha
I intend to spend a lot more time there in the future
Stick with us lot and you'll be in a ladies bed in no time......"
That would be the ideal scenario yes |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Haven't made this one, working all weekend so just a quiet one in front of the box with goodies for me
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What are these "goodies" that you speak of, fåir maiden?"
Mr Pringles and Miss Skittles  |
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I’ll join! I’m scratching my foof which is due a wax next Wednesday though. I like fluffing up the hair. 
And I was meant to be at the Manchester social, but when the message went out about the venue I was hidden. So they didn’t send it  then I completely forgot about it! |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming "
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though |
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"Haven't made this one, working all weekend so just a quiet one in front of the box with goodies for me
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What are these "goodies" that you speak of, fåir maiden?
Mr Pringles and Miss Skittles "
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Why are Pringles masculine and Skittles feminine? Either way it's a sweet-and-sour affair!  
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though "
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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though "
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR! "
Are you trying to say I have a big bum?
Probably true to be fair |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR! "
Oi is that because I have a uge arse... or because your joining us chip nicker |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room "
I like sitting in corners |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR!
Oi is that because I have a uge arse... or because your joining us chip nicker "
I so read "chip nicker" wrong then... off to find my glasses  |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room "
I was guarding the big bag of chocolate buttons I'm sneaking in, shhhhh don't tell Mr B.... |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room
I was guarding the big bag of chocolate buttons I'm sneaking in, shhhhh don't tell Mr B...."
ohhhhh Buttons |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR!
Are you trying to say I have a big bum?
Probably true to be fair "
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I was innocently referring to Compy's peachy derrière because I've seen it. But now come to think of it I've seen yours too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room
I was guarding the big bag of chocolate buttons I'm sneaking in, shhhhh don't tell Mr B...."
Where are you hiding them?! If it’s where I think they’re gonna melt!  |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room
I like sitting in corners "
On them is not so nice for testicle... |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room
I like sitting in corners "
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You live in an Igloo! That's hardly possible for you. |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room
I like sitting in corners
On them is not so nice for testicle..."
I dunno, it's sometimes nice to feel something at least |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room
I like sitting in corners
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You live in an Igloo! That's hardly possible for you."
I do? |
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
•
You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR!
Oi is that because I have a uge arse... or because your joining us chip nicker
I so read "chip nicker" wrong then... off to find my glasses "
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You'll find the explanation to "chip nicker" here:
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1345082#top
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"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?
I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!
Netflix and Malibu incoming
I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though
No one sits in the corner, plenty of room
I was guarding the big bag of chocolate buttons I'm sneaking in, shhhhh don't tell Mr B....
Where are you hiding them?! If it’s where I think they’re gonna melt! "
They are sat opposite to my uge bag of doritos
I have both hands busy then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan!! How ya doing lovely? I'm not at MLS either, though I do plan on having sex this weekend!
I'm watching TV and gorging myself on biscuits tonight, after a very long day in work xx"
Hey gawjuss! Pah, who needs Manchester if you’re getting laid, right?
Tv, biscuits, sex. Sounds like a fantastic weekend tbf. If I had that, and a win for my football team, that would be my dream weekend! |
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"Dan!! How ya doing lovely? I'm not at MLS either, though I do plan on having sex this weekend!
I'm watching TV and gorging myself on biscuits tonight, after a very long day in work xx
Hey gawjuss! Pah, who needs Manchester if you’re getting laid, right?
Tv, biscuits, sex. Sounds like a fantastic weekend tbf. If I had that, and a win for my football team, that would be my dream weekend! "
Come and have sex with me, Dan 
I had a mini social in Manchester with my tribe on Wednesday, lots of laughs. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dan!! How ya doing lovely? I'm not at MLS either, though I do plan on having sex this weekend!
I'm watching TV and gorging myself on biscuits tonight, after a very long day in work xx
Hey gawjuss! Pah, who needs Manchester if you’re getting laid, right?
Tv, biscuits, sex. Sounds like a fantastic weekend tbf. If I had that, and a win for my football team, that would be my dream weekend!
Come and have sex with me, Dan
I had a mini social in Manchester with my tribe on Wednesday, lots of laughs. Xx"
I’m shit at sex my lovely, it would be such a let down for you. Cuddle meet instead? |
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"Dan!! How ya doing lovely? I'm not at MLS either, though I do plan on having sex this weekend!
I'm watching TV and gorging myself on biscuits tonight, after a very long day in work xx
Hey gawjuss! Pah, who needs Manchester if you’re getting laid, right?
Tv, biscuits, sex. Sounds like a fantastic weekend tbf. If I had that, and a win for my football team, that would be my dream weekend!
Come and have sex with me, Dan
I had a mini social in Manchester with my tribe on Wednesday, lots of laughs. Xx
I’m shit at sex my lovely, it would be such a let down for you. Cuddle meet instead? "
Ooh cuddles are the best!
You're on |
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... that could work?@ 
. Seems mine has now become non existent. Female friend who I was seeing has stopped due to her family problems. 
