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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, you have a neighbour who is a total pita 
From throwing food around on other people's property, banging around the close late into the night, shouting at people,to taking over 5 of our communal parking spaces with toys, planters, paddling pools and an old scruffy trailer.
They are a complete nightmare, and make living here almost unbearable.
Please cheer me up with your (lighthearted) revenge ideas. |
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Ask them if there is anyway they could let you clean their house and clear up their mess from the drive and let them know that you are really sorry for being so possessive about your property and boundaries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, you have a neighbour who is a total pita
From throwing food around on other people's property, banging around the close late into the night, shouting at people,to taking over 5 of our communal parking spaces with toys, planters, paddling pools and an old scruffy trailer.
They are a complete nightmare, and make living here almost unbearable.
Please cheer me up with your (lighthearted) revenge ideas."
Set light to everything whilst playing The Prodigy at full volume  |
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"I put a 1000 screwfix direct catalogues through my old neighbour letterbox when she was out "
I have questions.
Where did you get 1000?
How long did it take to put them through her letter box?
What did she do to warrant such original revenge? |
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"I put a 1000 screwfix direct catalogues through my old neighbour letterbox when she was out
I have questions.
Where did you get 1000?
How long did it take to put them through her letter box?
What did she do to warrant such original revenge?"
1. I used to work for Cleanaway services and people who got paid a pittance to deliver junk mail would sometimes either ditch them somewhere and they'd end up being brought to us for recycling, or they'd just drop them off to us to recycle
2. It took me a while but they were only small A5 ones that were maybe 10 pages, more like special offer catalogues
A few of my neighbours saw me.. but they just congratulated me, as she'd pissed the entire block off
3. So much stuff, would take me ages to list it, complained to the property management a bunch of times and they did nothing
So decided to take it to a much more immature level  |
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"I put a 1000 screwfix direct catalogues through my old neighbour letterbox when she was out
I have questions.
Where did you get 1000?
How long did it take to put them through her letter box?
What did she do to warrant such original revenge?
1. I used to work for Cleanaway services and people who got paid a pittance to deliver junk mail would sometimes either ditch them somewhere and they'd end up being brought to us for recycling, or they'd just drop them off to us to recycle
2. It took me a while but they were only small A5 ones that were maybe 10 pages, more like special offer catalogues
A few of my neighbours saw me.. but they just congratulated me, as she'd pissed the entire block off
3. So much stuff, would take me ages to list it, complained to the property management a bunch of times and they did nothing
So decided to take it to a much more immature level "
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Well I'm currently into 5 figures of legal fees over my neighbors garage and the discharge or rain water into my yard without an easement in force. I have been accused of just about everything short of demolition of their garage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buy an army surplus tank and block all the communal parking spaces with it. Point the gun bit (technical army term  ) at their front door "
This is perfect. The temptation to fire it might get too great though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Call up the council and say that someone has flytipped in the communal parking spaces"
Already done. They sent her a single letter asking her not to. That was it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, you have a neighbour who is a total pita
From throwing food around on other people's property, banging around the close late into the night, shouting at people,to taking over 5 of our communal parking spaces with toys, planters, paddling pools and an old scruffy trailer.
They are a complete nightmare, and make living here almost unbearable.
Please cheer me up with your (lighthearted) revenge ideas.
Set light to everything whilst playing The Prodigy at full volume "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you know her phone number, give it to all the spam callers/spam mail leaflets/cold callers and ask they phone back on this number as it's more convenient. That should even the score for the noise late at night!
The junk, contact a local scrap dealer/charity and they'll collect it!
The food, put it back through her letterbox, but a week or so later.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Really feel for you. I’ve always thought it must be horrendous to have nightmare neighbours. "
Thank you. I'm joking about it on here, however it's actually making me ill. I never want to come home. |
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"If you know her phone number, give it to all the spam callers/spam mail leaflets/cold callers and ask they phone back on this number as it's more convenient. That should even the score for the noise late at night!
The junk, contact a local scrap dealer/charity and they'll collect it!
The food, put it back through her letterbox, but a week or so later. "
If you have her number put a new profile on here with the number on asking guys to call or txt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I'm currently into 5 figures of legal fees over my neighbors garage and the discharge or rain water into my yard without an easement in force. I have been accused of just about everything short of demolition of their garage"
I feel for you. My legal fees over it run into thousands too |
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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago
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"So, you have a neighbour who is a total pita
From throwing food around on other people's property, banging around the close late into the night, shouting at people,to taking over 5 of our communal parking spaces with toys, planters, paddling pools and an old scruffy trailer.
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They are a complete nightmare, and make living here almost unbearable.
Please cheer me up with your (lighthearted) revenge ideas."
They sound horrendous but id start in a small way by letting my dogs shit in their paddling pool
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"So, you have a neighbour who is a total pita
From throwing food around on other people's property, banging around the close late into the night, shouting at people,to taking over 5 of our communal parking spaces with toys, planters, paddling pools and an old scruffy trailer.
They are a complete nightmare, and make living here almost unbearable.
Please cheer me up with your (lighthearted) revenge ideas."
Report rats in the area feeding off the thrown around food.
Then sit back and watch
as goes for revenge I got it.
I got a 200 bill for something they caused by an issue they had a chance to say no too, so i could adjust it.
It cost them 1000.00 fine and it would have been more, I was after blood as I had enough evidence. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Use a burner phone to order them taxis and pizzas..
Drive over the toys..
Stick pin holes in pool at night
Trip over toy's, find solicitor and sue for injuries.."
I have been tempted by all of these ideas, however the whole area is covered by CCTV. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are they a couple? Write an anonymous love letter to her, send her flowers from a mr ? Put hints into his head that she has been screwing around.
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Just a woman unfortunately, a BatShit, foul mouthed, unwashed, one person crime wave one! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feel for you, I thought mine were bad but they don’t sound half as bad as yours.
I know it’s drastic but can you move ?"
It's looking like I'm going to have to. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s either that or call the boys round, and I don’t think you’re a person who would do the latter.
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No I wouldn't, but I honestly understand how people do. |
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"Buy an army surplus tank and block all the communal parking spaces with it. Point the gun bit (technical army term ) at their front door "
A guy in Bermondsey did this after the council turned down a planning application. He then secured permission for a “tank” to be installed there; the council assumed it would be a water tank.
For the last 20 years, a Soviet tank has been parked there with the turret pointing at the council’s offices |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Buy an army surplus tank and block all the communal parking spaces with it. Point the gun bit (technical army term ) at their front door
A guy in Bermondsey did this after the council turned down a planning application. He then secured permission for a “tank” to be installed there; the council assumed it would be a water tank.
For the last 20 years, a Soviet tank has been parked there with the turret pointing at the council’s offices "
That's brilliant |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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Record the shit on twatter, hashtag the council in, council leaders in, mayor in, police in, any other authority in with some curt anecdote like trying to sleep would be great; are bin collections on strike already, 10 months later - still have to use a tom tom to get out of my street, if anyone wants to send clean up to isle 7... |
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